Sticks and stones may break my bones. If I have fucking Osteoporosis.
Princess Celestia doesn't like how humans deal with their problems, so she decides to do something about it. That something is an invasion attempt. She starts in what appears to be an old, abandoned town but soon learns this is the home of 2 deadly and ruthless human groups.
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Wow,just wow.
lol.
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Can't tell if racest or funny as hell
that with the scooter was a good one i have to give you that point oh and you can also use a shovel as an improved axe and you can hit others with it on the head which can be really deadly
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6756194 Why not both?
6756425 in ww1 and 2 shovels where used as meleee weapons china still does and china even has a special military shovel
6756483 I knew that actually.
If that's your first story, then I pretend you write more. 'Cause when I red it I jizzed in my pants.
That is how it is done in the hood
6756490 not many know that but you should see a video to the chinese military shovel that thing even has a grappling hook and maybe dozens of other functions those asians sure can be creative
6756839 That's how I know about it.
Probably the best Deus Ex Machina I have ever heard.
6756880 funniest thing i ever did read.
6756880 seriously you know that video too?
what
Seriously, this ought to be comedy tagged. That line was just too hilarious.
As a black American, I approve of this story.
6757222 Mhm. It's a shovel with like 200 uses.
6757511 You're talking to the person you claimed is "...not as funny as you think you are" literally a couple days ago.
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I do not see the problem.
6756969 Indeed!
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OK
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6757882 the swiss army knife in the shovel buisness
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I GOT MA REAL NIGGAS HEA BY MA SIDE
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Pour out some liquor for the real niggaz.
If Pirus and Crips...all got along..
..they'd probably gun me down by the end of the song.
This is stupidly amazing.
Such niggatry, it's so powerful!
"mommy, what is this?"
that was me in a nutshell.
omg... this... so much yes
Hahahaha
This was mother fucking awesome this bitch got burned messing with the wrong gang
This would make a great song
7148628 ...Huh?
7151213 I could imagine someone makes a rap song based on this story.
7151787 Maybe...
This was ultimately fucking beautiful as hell
I'm offensive, and I find this... wait, no. That doesn't work.
I'm a stereotype and I think this is... uh. Gah that doesn't sound right either!
You know what? This was just funny. Blatantly, outrageously, lungs-burning-because-I-was-laughing-so-hard-while-reading-it funny.
For a first story, you really nailed it with the silliness. Nice one.
fucking ridiculous. Love it and forever will.
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Meet two people, judge an entire race.
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What is...
but...
I can't logic this.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?!
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7280003 You actually listened to me and skipped the whole first chapter didn't you?
Edit: Nevermind, I guess I really do have an unjust hole in my story... WAAAAA-
You came to the wrong neighborhood, mothafucka. Us humans are really good at inventing ways to kill.