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  • T The Night Is Darkest

    One year after the Crystal Empire vanishes from the Arctic North, Princess Luna usurps the Equestrian throne. As civil war seems inevitable, the captain of her Night Watch ventures outside the castle walls in a last attempt for peace.
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  • T Tale of Two Bronies

    Two Bronies are watching the Season 2 premiere, when they're swept away to Equestria.
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  • E Spirit of Loyalty

    Discovering she's missed the cut for the Wonderbolts, Twilight and friends track down Rainbow Dash to help her see that not all dreams can be realized.
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    Open Mouth, Insert Foot

    Alright, I'm about to say something, and it can't leave this blog.

    Seriously, if I ever find out who spread the word, I will start a very questionable rumor about that person's mother.
























    I had a pretty fun time in Destiny tonight.

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  • Saturday
    That Just Happened.

    Or rather frustratingly, it hasn't happened yet.

    This week, all my gaming time has been dedicated to getting the "That Just Happened" achievement in Halo: Anniversary. To do so, you have to fight through the four floors of The Library on Heroic without dying. For the unfamiliar, The Library is Halo: Combat Evolved's seventh, most difficult, and worst-designed mission.

    Here have been my attempts so far:

    1. 1st floor, surrounded

    2. 1st floor, surrounded

    (at this point, I slowed down considerably)

    3. 2nd floor, grenade

    4. 1st floor, grenade

    (at this point, I stopped being so grenade-crazy)

    5. 3rd floor, point-blank rocket launcher

    (This was just bullcrap. It turned the corner and there it was, point-blank. I died so fast, hitting the jump button actually skipped the death animation and reset the checkpoint.)

    6. 2nd floor, surrounded

    7. 3rd floor, surrounded

    8. 3rd floor, flood carrier explosion

    (Brady was watching this one via Skype. A grenade sent a carrier airborne and landed directly where I was backpedaling.)

    9.  Co-op, 1st floor, Brady surrounded

    (We blame this on a faulty mic on my end, unable to communicate effectively.)

    10. 4th floor, surrounded

    Now that Brady has gone and done it by himself today, I'm gonna make a few more attempts, NOT following Marque's advice. Last I checked, doing it over and over again on Heroic prepares you much better than doing it over and over again on Normal. Who would've thought, eh?

    Still, I haven't tried for an achievement this many times since Mile High Club in Call of Duty 4.

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Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship.

And she's not happy about it.

Hear what Celestia has to say back! Check out the spinoff:

Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student by keaton-furman-prower

Disclaimer:

The following is a work of parody, and is protected as Fair Use under section 17 U.S. Code § 107 of US Copyright Law. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all affiliated characters are property of Hasbro Inc.

First Published
7th Jun 2012
Last Modified
11th Oct 2014
#1 · 123w, 6d ago · 34 · 3 · Friendship is Magic, Part 1 ·

Worth it for the "Once you go purple you never go back!" reference xD

This is a, well, it's a...different, shall we say:applejackconfused:...twist on the series. I must admit, I got a couple of giggles out of it.

I think I might have to track this...:rainbowderp:

I laughed... hard. :rainbowlaugh:

lol you made Twilight look so annoying & egoistic! Good job, i think:rainbowlaugh:

Have you seen this video?:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4JmXEufp7M&feature=BFa&list=LLZR2kXhXtXh8cjxz_Gdp_xw

Because this seems like the logical conclusion after seeing it.  Funniest thing I have read in a while.  Keep up the good work.

I got a laugh-boner from this! :moustache:

>>710757 Don't forget absolutely racist! =D

This is what you get if you analyze the show too literally.

>>710875 I wouldn't put it as analyzing it too closely or literally. I've just watched every episode more than 3 times, and I figured I'd make a comedy based on Twilight never losing that "why am I here" attitude that she had in the first episode, and yes, adding in a bit more crudeness.

Hahaha! Hilarious! Oh, I'm quite sure Twilight is very egotistical, she just keeps it under wraps. C'mon, personal princess protégé? Saved Equestria twice? The most powerful unicorn living??

Oh yeah, she's full of herself. These letters are perfect! Bravo!

:twilightoops: - But... I'm not like that...

Wow. This is... really fucking funny. My new favorite comedy fic.:rainbowlaugh:

This should be featured... :rainbowlaugh:

I swear I've written letters like this.

this is genuinely hilarious great job

MORE. NOW. :flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

unicorns are that master race. heil Twilight!!!

>>711411 I'm very flattered. Maybe finally make it onto EqD. My last two stories that got high amounts of praise were rejected by Seth and crew, for being related to Cupcakes, and being a self-insert. I even submitted a formal complaint, which was flatly ignored.

>>712111 I hope to have more out soon. I have to break 2500 words to submit to EqD, if I decide I want to do that.

>>712897

Yeah, that happened to me once, too. It sucks. Anyway, I think you should submit it. If they ignore it, we'll all go on strike or something. :moustache:

So much LOL:rainbowlaugh:

>>713962 I doubt that. My Cupcake Chronicles series is the most popular thing I have ever done online (200,000+ hits), and I tried to get as many people as possible to send a complaint about the EqD guidelines. Nothing happened.

#24 · 123w, 5d ago · 2 · · The Ticket Master ·

I love this dark side of Twilight. XD

#25 · 123w, 5d ago · 8 · · The Ticket Master ·

It's 2 in the morning...I think I may have woke someone up with my laughter. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#26 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

Oh god are you doing all the episodes? Oh please do.

#27 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

>>714792 The farther I get with readers still laughing, the more thrilled I become.

#28 · 123w, 5d ago · 2 · · The Ticket Master ·

>>714797 That's my hope. If some end up being insanely short, I may bundle them into one entry.

#29 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

Some punch lines are funnier than the rest, but in the end it's all comedic gold. "This just proves that Unicorns are the master race." "Well, I've only been in Ponyville for a few days, and it seems that you are already getting me back for dropping out of school. " This venomous sarcasm is awesome. I'm really looking forward to the episodes where Twilight and the Princess meet up in person and while they act all sweet in front of others I JUST KNOW they're going to be all hateful with whispers or back biting comments at each other or something. Glorious. Nice idea chap, well done. :moustache:

#30 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

>>714843 Thanks. I actually have little to nothing planned. My weakest writing style is ad lib, and that's what I'm doing here. I'm winging all of it.

#31 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

This is brilliant. You better be doing one for every goddam episode!

#32 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

>>714853 That's my hope. If some letters end up being insanely short, I'll probably bundle them into one entry. We'll see. As I said, I've planned very, very little of this.

#33 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

Oh wow. My sides hurt! Terrific stuff!

:rainbowlaugh:

#34 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

>>710836 lol, yeah that one too! :D

#35 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

More and more, I'd almost say this was Trixie's letters to Celestia. It just fits with her character far more readily.

#36 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

Oh, man. This stuff is just gold. Good on ya, mate! :trollestia:

#37 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

Bru, I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG while. :rainbowlaugh:

Thus, favourite.

#38 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

This is truly genius!!! :moustache:

#39 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

>>714408

Well, bugger. Either way, if this story keeps going on the same way it is now, I'd think you stand a fair chance, if you decide you want to submit.

#40 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

Oh such glorious day.

For another chapter of Disgruntled Student has been posted.

#41 · 123w, 5d ago · · · The Ticket Master ·

Twilight, Twilight, Twilight.  Looks like someone's off their meds.

#43 · 123w, 5d ago · 32 · · Applebuck Season ·

:trixieshiftright: Welcome to McSparkles, can I take your order?

#44 · 123w, 5d ago · 4 · · Applebuck Season ·

YOU, SIR, ARE TRULY HILARIOUS. :rainbowlaugh:

#45 · 123w, 5d ago · 5 · · Applebuck Season ·

.......Big Mac:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

You almost killed me with that, I have a new rule while reading your stories. Don't drink water.

#46 · 123w, 5d ago · 2 · · Applebuck Season ·

Twilight Sparkle channels Yahtzee, with hilarious results.

#47 · 123w, 5d ago · · · Applebuck Season ·

Celestia's definitely gonna send you to the moon after all this is through, but don't worry. I'll be the first to petition for your release. :rainbowlaugh: This stuff is such a hilarious spin on the series.

This is great, as well as being comedy, it should be under Alternate Universe, just stating the fact that Twilight is pissed at the Princess, rather than 24/7 being in awe at her. I could just imagine Twilight writing this :twilightangry2: <(GODDAMN THE BITCH OF A PRINCESS)

#49 · 123w, 5d ago · 4 · · Applebuck Season ·

Next up on Disgruntled Letters, Twilight invents bacon in a fit of rage.

#50 · 123w, 4d ago · · · Applebuck Season ·

Wow.  Just... Wow.  The other letters were pretty good, but the entirety of this one is made of epic and win.

Probably my favorite line goes to "I bet they're tasty," followed shortly by "What, is AJ made of dark matter?"

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