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  • T The Night Is Darkest

    One year after the Crystal Empire vanishes from the Arctic North, Princess Luna usurps the Equestrian throne. As civil war seems inevitable, the captain of her Night Watch ventures outside the castle walls in a last attempt for peace.
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  • T Tale of Two Bronies

    Two Bronies are watching the Season 2 premiere, when they're swept away to Equestria.
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  • E Spirit of Loyalty

    Discovering she's missed the cut for the Wonderbolts, Twilight and friends track down Rainbow Dash to help her see that not all dreams can be realized.
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  • Today
    This is why throwing money at the screen needs to work.

    Sweet Celestia give it to me right fucking now.

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  • Today
    Destiny's DLC Announcement Has Made Me Shelve It For Good

    It is no longer on my Xbox One's hard drive.

    I pity players who continue to be satisfied with it.

    Yep. Go ahead and read it again. I'll wait.

    If you enjoy Destiny, if you find it to be a satisfying, fulfilling $60 investment, then I pity you. I don't know what kind of gamer enjoys an experience like this, but I hope I never, ever become anything remotely close to it.

    I am proud to be someone who is stingier. Who demands more bang for my buck. More substance.

    Destiny has changed the way I approach game releases, because now I know how much can change from concept to demo to launch, and how much false advertisement a company can get away with. From now on, I will approach hype trains with extreme caution, unless a game's content is being blatantly and obviously shoved in our faces, and we know exactly what is on the disc, like The Master Chief Collection. The MCC is also the last game I will ever pre-order digitally, unless I know precisely what I am getting.

    I feel very sympathetic for Joe Staten, whose universe he spent seven years building was raped and pillaged.

    The video proof is there; Destiny was a very different game more than a year ago. Unless Joe or Harold themselves come forward and break the silence, absolutely nothing else will convince me that he left a year before launch because his story was butchered and revised for the purposes of appealing to a more casual audience and /or further monetizing the new IP. Creative Director of one of the most successful AAA developers in the industry. That is not a position you vacate lightly.

    Bungie, I believe your greatest years are behind you. I believe you made a tragic error in joining Activision, and I will not bat an eye if serious financial or occupational consequences befall any individual employees or the studio as a whole, either weeks, months, or even years down the road. A 10-year plan means nothing. I have seen games with long-term plans collapse and die not even a year after launch.

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  • Today
    Well, that's a welcome change.

    I'm not sure what happened, but suddenly, one of my places of employment is no longer open on Thanksgiving.

    I like to think that enough employees got pissed and said "No, fuck you and your consumerism."

    Now my other job, however...

    1 comments · 52 views
  • Wednesday
    Mistress Do Well: The Pre-Sequel!

    Oh yeah, MDW is going where no BDSM epic has gone before. The moon.

    I jest. But I would like to take a step back in the timeline with some inspiration I got this morning.

    Anyone interested in helping?

    6 comments · 59 views
  • Wednesday
    Caption Contest Anyone?

    18 comments · 126 views
  • ...

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship.

And she's not happy about it.

Hear what Celestia has to say back! Check out the spinoff:

Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student by keaton-furman-prower


The following is a work of parody, and is protected as Fair Use under section 17 U.S. Code § 107 of US Copyright Law. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all affiliated characters are property of Hasbro Inc.

First Published
7th Jun 2012
Last Modified
28th Oct 2014

Worth it for the "Once you go purple you never go back!" reference xD

This is a, well, it's a...different, shall we say:applejackconfused:...twist on the series. I must admit, I got a couple of giggles out of it.

I think I might have to track this...:rainbowderp:

I laughed... hard. :rainbowlaugh:

lol you made Twilight look so annoying & egoistic! Good job, i think:rainbowlaugh:

Have you seen this video?:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4JmXEufp7M&feature=BFa&list=LLZR2kXhXtXh8cjxz_Gdp_xw

Because this seems like the logical conclusion after seeing it.  Funniest thing I have read in a while.  Keep up the good work.

I got a laugh-boner from this! :moustache:

>>710757 Don't forget absolutely racist! =D

This is what you get if you analyze the show too literally.

>>710875 I wouldn't put it as analyzing it too closely or literally. I've just watched every episode more than 3 times, and I figured I'd make a comedy based on Twilight never losing that "why am I here" attitude that she had in the first episode, and yes, adding in a bit more crudeness.

Hahaha! Hilarious! Oh, I'm quite sure Twilight is very egotistical, she just keeps it under wraps. C'mon, personal princess protégé? Saved Equestria twice? The most powerful unicorn living??

Oh yeah, she's full of herself. These letters are perfect! Bravo!

:twilightoops: - But... I'm not like that...

Wow. This is... really fucking funny. My new favorite comedy fic.:rainbowlaugh:

This should be featured... :rainbowlaugh:

I swear I've written letters like this.

this is genuinely hilarious great job

unicorns are that master race. heil Twilight!!!

>>711411 I'm very flattered. Maybe finally make it onto EqD. My last two stories that got high amounts of praise were rejected by Seth and crew, for being related to Cupcakes, and being a self-insert. I even submitted a formal complaint, which was flatly ignored.

>>712111 I hope to have more out soon. I have to break 2500 words to submit to EqD, if I decide I want to do that.


Yeah, that happened to me once, too. It sucks. Anyway, I think you should submit it. If they ignore it, we'll all go on strike or something. :moustache:

>>713962 I doubt that. My Cupcake Chronicles series is the most popular thing I have ever done online (200,000+ hits), and I tried to get as many people as possible to send a complaint about the EqD guidelines. Nothing happened.

I love this dark side of Twilight. XD

It's 2 in the morning...I think I may have woke someone up with my laughter. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oh god are you doing all the episodes? Oh please do.

>>714792 The farther I get with readers still laughing, the more thrilled I become.

>>714797 That's my hope. If some end up being insanely short, I may bundle them into one entry.

Some punch lines are funnier than the rest, but in the end it's all comedic gold. "This just proves that Unicorns are the master race." "Well, I've only been in Ponyville for a few days, and it seems that you are already getting me back for dropping out of school. " This venomous sarcasm is awesome. I'm really looking forward to the episodes where Twilight and the Princess meet up in person and while they act all sweet in front of others I JUST KNOW they're going to be all hateful with whispers or back biting comments at each other or something. Glorious. Nice idea chap, well done. :moustache:

>>714843 Thanks. I actually have little to nothing planned. My weakest writing style is ad lib, and that's what I'm doing here. I'm winging all of it.

This is brilliant. You better be doing one for every goddam episode!

>>714853 That's my hope. If some letters end up being insanely short, I'll probably bundle them into one entry. We'll see. As I said, I've planned very, very little of this.

Oh wow. My sides hurt! Terrific stuff!


>>710836 lol, yeah that one too! :D

More and more, I'd almost say this was Trixie's letters to Celestia. It just fits with her character far more readily.

Oh, man. This stuff is just gold. Good on ya, mate! :trollestia:

Bru, I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG while. :rainbowlaugh:

Thus, favourite.

This is truly genius!!! :moustache:


Well, bugger. Either way, if this story keeps going on the same way it is now, I'd think you stand a fair chance, if you decide you want to submit.

Oh such glorious day.

For another chapter of Disgruntled Student has been posted.

Twilight, Twilight, Twilight.  Looks like someone's off their meds.

:trixieshiftright: Welcome to McSparkles, can I take your order?


.......Big Mac:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

You almost killed me with that, I have a new rule while reading your stories. Don't drink water.

Twilight Sparkle channels Yahtzee, with hilarious results.

Celestia's definitely gonna send you to the moon after all this is through, but don't worry. I'll be the first to petition for your release. :rainbowlaugh: This stuff is such a hilarious spin on the series.

This is great, as well as being comedy, it should be under Alternate Universe, just stating the fact that Twilight is pissed at the Princess, rather than 24/7 being in awe at her. I could just imagine Twilight writing this :twilightangry2: <(GODDAMN THE BITCH OF A PRINCESS)

Next up on Disgruntled Letters, Twilight invents bacon in a fit of rage.

Wow.  Just... Wow.  The other letters were pretty good, but the entirety of this one is made of epic and win.

Probably my favorite line goes to "I bet they're tasty," followed shortly by "What, is AJ made of dark matter?"

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