Worth it for the "Once you go purple you never go back!" reference xD

This is a, well, it's a...different, shall we say...twist on the series. I must admit, I got a couple of giggles out of it.

I think I might have to track this...

I laughed... hard.

lol you made Twilight look so annoying & egoistic! Good job, i think

Have you seen this video?:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4JmXEufp7M&feature=BFa&list=LLZR2kXhXtXh8cjxz_Gdp_xw

Because this seems like the logical conclusion after seeing it.  Funniest thing I have read in a while.  Keep up the good work.

I got a laugh-boner from this!

>>710757710757 Don't forget absolutely racist! =D

This is what you get if you analyze the show too literally.

>>710875710875 I wouldn't put it as analyzing it too closely or literally. I've just watched every episode more than 3 times, and I figured I'd make a comedy based on Twilight never losing that "why am I here" attitude that she had in the first episode, and yes, adding in a bit more crudeness.

Hahaha! Hilarious! Oh, I'm quite sure Twilight is very egotistical, she just keeps it under wraps. C'mon, personal princess protégé? Saved Equestria twice? The most powerful unicorn living??

Oh yeah, she's full of herself. These letters are perfect! Bravo!

- But... I'm not like that...

Wow. This is... really fucking funny. My new favorite comedy fic.

I dunno

This should be featured...

I swear I've written letters like this.

SO MUCH WIN

this is genuinely hilarious great job

MORE. NOW.

unicorns are that master race. heil Twilight!!!

>>711411711411 I'm very flattered. Maybe finally make it onto EqD. My last two stories that got high amounts of praise were rejected by Seth and crew, for being related to Cupcakes, and being a self-insert. I even submitted a formal complaint, which was flatly ignored.

>>712111712111 I hope to have more out soon. I have to break 2500 words to submit to EqD, if I decide I want to do that.

>>712897712897

Yeah, that happened to me once, too. It sucks. Anyway, I think you should submit it. If they ignore it, we'll all go on strike or something.

So much LOL

>>713962713962 I doubt that. My Cupcake Chronicles series is the most popular thing I have ever done online (200,000+ hits), and I tried to get as many people as possible to send a complaint about the EqD guidelines. Nothing happened.

I love this dark side of Twilight. XD

It's 2 in the morning...I think I may have woke someone up with my laughter.

Oh god are you doing all the episodes? Oh please do.

>>714792714792 The farther I get with readers still laughing, the more thrilled I become.

>>714797714797 That's my hope. If some end up being insanely short, I may bundle them into one entry.

Some punch lines are funnier than the rest, but in the end it's all comedic gold. "This just proves that Unicorns are the master race." "Well, I've only been in Ponyville for a few days, and it seems that you are already getting me back for dropping out of school. " This venomous sarcasm is awesome. I'm really looking forward to the episodes where Twilight and the Princess meet up in person and while they act all sweet in front of others I JUST KNOW they're going to be all hateful with whispers or back biting comments at each other or something. Glorious. Nice idea chap, well done.

>>714843714843 Thanks. I actually have little to nothing planned. My weakest writing style is ad lib, and that's what I'm doing here. I'm winging all of it.

This is brilliant. You better be doing one for every goddam episode!

>>714853714853 That's my hope. If some letters end up being insanely short, I'll probably bundle them into one entry. We'll see. As I said, I've planned very, very little of this.

Oh wow. My sides hurt! Terrific stuff!

>>710836710836 lol, yeah that one too! :D

More and more, I'd almost say this was Trixie's letters to Celestia. It just fits with her character far more readily.

Oh, man. This stuff is just gold. Good on ya, mate!

Bru, I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG while.

Thus, favourite.

This is truly genius!!!

>>714408714408

Well, bugger. Either way, if this story keeps going on the same way it is now, I'd think you stand a fair chance, if you decide you want to submit.

Oh such glorious day.

For another chapter of Disgruntled Student has been posted.

Twilight, Twilight, Twilight.  Looks like someone's off their meds.

Welcome to McSparkles, can I take your order?

YOU, SIR, ARE TRULY HILARIOUS.

.......Big Mac

You almost killed me with that, I have a new rule while reading your stories. Don't drink water.

Twilight Sparkle channels Yahtzee, with hilarious results.

Celestia's definitely gonna send you to the moon after all this is through, but don't worry. I'll be the first to petition for your release. This stuff is such a hilarious spin on the series.

This is great, as well as being comedy, it should be under Alternate Universe, just stating the fact that Twilight is pissed at the Princess, rather than 24/7 being in awe at her. I could just imagine Twilight writing this <(GODDAMN THE BITCH OF A PRINCESS)

Next up on Disgruntled Letters, Twilight invents bacon in a fit of rage.

Wow.  Just... Wow.  The other letters were pretty good, but the entirety of this one is made of epic and win.

Probably my favorite line goes to "I bet they're tasty," followed shortly by "What, is AJ made of dark matter?"

LOL at the Golden Arches joke.

Excellent as always.

Oh my Sisters, that "dark matter" ref . . . I wonder how many people actually get that.

They keep getting better, with each one making me laugh more and more

wait... once you go...

The closest thing I can get to hearing Twilight read this is flimflamfilosophy's mentaly unabridged series on youtube, but Twi would be too scared of Celestia to send it then.

We all knwo this is what she actually put in her letters every week. It's okay Twili, we're here for you. As for Pinkie, she's on one hundred percent pure Equestrian sugar baby! 24/7!

Don't worry about EqD, they're just a bunch of idiots, that's why I ignore that site. Oh, and with the Cupcake Chronicles, (which was fan-freakin-tastic by the way) EqD doesn't accept cupcake stories at all any more, though I'm guessing you know that now. I'm not even sure if they still take grimdarks at all. Just stick with us here on fimfiction and fanfiction, you'll do juuuuuuuust fine.

That last line really gets me every time. *sniffs*

Thanks a lot. You suck.

What, is AJ made of dark matter or something?

does that reference what I think it does? YOU WIN ALL THE PINKIE PIES FOR THAT EVEN IF IT DIDN'T REFERENCE IT!!!!

The.... the B- Big Mac XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

>>720511720511 from the looks of things a good half of the readers, at least, saw that vid.... I had no idea it was spread around that much

Hehe, keep this stuff up, man. It's great!

Now if only we could get Tara Strong to read one of these.

"Not too much farther on, we ran into a gay sea serpent who was having a bad mustache day"

Admit it, everyone who saw the episode thought that

>>719677719677 No, Yahtzee talks about sex more XD

These keep getting better and better, can't wait to read the next one!! X3

Mucho lulz, my good vulpine sir.

*Head explodes* This is perhaps the most hilarious fanfic I have read thus far!

Twilight is such an amazing bitch! She's so crass and rude and...awesome!

I cannot WAIT to see what happens during Nightmare Night!

"Dear Princess Celestia. I want to tap your sisters ass so hard I'd crater HER moon!"

*Snerk*

More!

Regards

GM

We need to petition Tara Strong to do this. To read even ONE of these letters.

It must be done.

Regards

GM

I hafta agree with GiftedMonster, Nightmare Night will be spectacular.

Omg this one is so what Twilight was thinking through the entire episode.

Her hippie drug candy cane helicotper? Oh yeah, we all know it's true.

I swear I can almost hear this on the mentally abridged series on youtube. This is EXACTLY like that Twilight.

"Brush Off" is two words, by the way.

Hm... I liked the first chapters, and this one too, but this one feels... lazy, like you didn't put as much effort in it.

Try shaking things up a little before things get stale.

>>726863726863 I anticipate some will be duds. Griffon the Brushoff wasn't one of my favorites.

Next is trixie....*grabs popcorn* this is going to be good

Holy mackerel, This fanfic sounds almost as if Dan was born in Equestria as Twilight Sparkle.

Image: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/danvs_skywardscream02_1809.png

PRINCESS CELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>  as Rainbow introduced a friend that must be the result of a lion fucking an eagle or something

So good

oh dear sweet celestia's beard that was awesome

We all want to be on whatever pinkie is on

Ya that's all spike is preety much

Are you going to be doing these for all the episodes?

Lol big Mac is win

>>727234727234 I hope so.

Lol 5 letters in and no rainbow lesbian joke gratz!

You, sir, deserve twenty metric tons of booze, bacon, concubines, and money EACH.  This is, by far, the funniest damn thing I have ever read. Good on ya, mate.

Nearly vomited from laughter. I am not kidding.

One of the most genuinely laugh-out-loud inducing anythings I've ever witnessed. Good on you.

So much win! so funny i almost pissed myself laughing!

*Cackles* Oh god yes!

Brilliant!

And completely epic. Filthy, amusing and disturbing all at the same time.

Gave the cows a happy ending. I'm just glad it wasn't ponies. And the mustaches were amazing.

More please!

Regards

GM

WHAT THE--?

I have to ask...What were you smoking when you thought of doing this?

If Twilight actually wrote these to Celestia, she would be sent to the moon quicker than Big Mac can put on a new pair of panties.

Seriously, a transvestite??

Ok...I admit it...I am ADDICTED to reading these 'letters'.  

Even though I know Twilight would never dare actually write these to Celestia, they still are funny as hell.  

I have to admit that I don't get the 'dark matter' reference everyone is talking about.

Not as good as the previous ones.

Let's see how Twilight handles Trixie and Zecora.

That's all I have to say.

Lmao a happy ending...

I wanna see a letter that involves a happy ending with Trixie and Twilight!

>>736164736164 During Season 1, a college Brony gave a presentation about the physical impossibilities of a cartoon, and chose Friendship is Magic. Using the camera angles and height of the drop, he concluded that in order to propel Rainbow as far as she did in the see-saw scene, AJ would had to have been made of dark matter.

Oh man I've been waiting for this one, and that tiny bit of hinted Twixie towards the end, Yes Yes YES!!!

On another note, Snips and Snails getting mustaches as punishment now makes scary, but lulzy sense

Cow juice

Awesome letters, indeed

PS We need a new water tower

lmao

And people say he's not channeling Yahtzee for this?

>>738933738933 I'm not sure what they're referencing when they say that, I'm afraid.

>>739183739183  Yahtzee Croshaw, of Zero Punctuation fame is an emencely caustic and snarky video game reviewer.

Hah! Epic! I may love Fluttershy but damn you are right!

It's good to know Rainbow Dash is...*Sunglasses* ballin!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The Pinkie sense one will be...intriguing.

AKA, if Smosh did "If MLP was real," which unfortunately will not happen. Hilarious.

Then, I broke the town's water tower and used it to give a barn of cows a happy ending. One of the best lines ever, especially considering the context!  

Another funny addition to this sordid tale of dark Twilight raging against the establishment. Gonna check out the next one now.