Pinkie Pie is the one mare who can boast claim to being everypony's friend in the town of Ponyville. She loves the ponies of Ponyville, and they love her back.
But just because they love Pinkie Pie doesn't mean they love EVERYTHING she does. And every year in the late fall, Pinkie indulges in a tradition of her own construction that has begun to wear thin on the natives of the tiny town. A tradition that involves Pinkie invading personal space, surprise attacks, and copious amount of rump slapping.
Fortunately for the ponies of Ponyville, this is the year that tradition ends.
Takes place sometime in season one during the first autumn Twilight Sparkle spent in Ponyville.
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WTF?
I.. don't know what to say...
uhh....
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That part with Scootalooo has me cringing. Over all very funny
Kinky
"A version of"? Hm? Is that... is that better? Why would Twilight even enjoy being a mud pony? Tsk, poor tired Twilight. Her unicorn prejudice is waning, which is sad.
Meet. You meant meet, dearest. I promise.
... and now it gets lewd. Innuendo! In her endo? Whatever. CARRYING ON!
Maybe a comma after "What", or a "What, do you" perhaps? Also, instead of "back", I believe Twilight would suggest "in retaliation"? Anyway.
Onto her chest. ON TO. Which quietly turns me on.
I laughed out loud. Very awkwardly. Genius. The ending was expertly done. Poor Pinkie, all she wanted was some unsuspected asses to lash, and then Scootaloo went and scarred her for life!
So canon. Favourite and thumbs up, my handsome warlock. The holiday finally has a new skin, and it dons orange hair with a purple mane.
Spank you very much!
OK so what freaked out Pinkie so much? What exactly dripped off of her hoff at the end there?
6673452 oi, thanks madre, i'll clean it up
love and tendrils~
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Of course dearie. I only offer these couple of niggling details because I care.
That was...
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... amazing.
Asstastically beautiful. Though the profanity level of AJ's swearing was a bit much. I know Pinkie is a pain in the ass, literally this time, but swearing like that just wasn't right. She needs a time out and have her write the word she spoke a hundred times on a chalk board, Fucking REAR? REALLY AJ? What sort of ass blurts that out so casually?
Lovely, and traumatizing fic, Most entertaining short with a great moral lesson. Don't spank your daughters with salmon.
Happy Post Thanksgiving everyone! And HAPPY SPANKSGIVING TO ALL!
6673501 Is that... a ray of hope? Can it be? A an innocent soul? HERE? On fimfiction?
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Fly, fly high little butterfly. Go, enjoy other innocent romps through the fields.
Go, enjoy this: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/259418/a-lovingly-crafted-lunch
Be free young butterfly, seek not unneeded answers,
What?
I am thankful this story exists.
Firstly I was like
And then I got like:
Poor Pinkie, she does have some issues. If this story get some sort of sequel, then it should be about Pinkie getting some psychological assistance of a professional. Damn you, quaker parents!
What a plot twist!
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That gif made my day.
Thank you.
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So... am I also "innocent" if I don't get what happened at the end?
Maybe it's my mind forbidding me from trying to know...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha , really funny thumbs up .
There is a wonderul Pink Punny, right there in the title of this story.
I guess it was just high time to have that one out in the open, right?
6673534 Nice story, are you publishing the full and fun version, any time soon?
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6674597 Why, and where is the good ol' Dr. Pi(e)?
6674617 Plots are made to twist, or to be twisted, are they now?
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Lol. My latest attempt at a crackfic fell flat enough! No, that's it I'm afraid. Mind, I love making those little icon conversations. That's about all I do!
... wow, I feel sad.
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If your crackfic fell flat, then make it into a serious story? On that note, some of my stories have been met with less than satisfactory results as well, but it never stopped me from writing more. I had this result on my first One-Shot at the site, but I ended up writing more of them, after some consideration.
These sure can be fun, if you can make a good pun with them, or at least punch the intended message throguh.
What do you mean, you only make these iconic responses?
Why is that? Feel as if you should have been capable of doing more? or are you merely feeling useless, with this as your highest achievement?
As unappreciated and useless as some may claim them to be, but how about you make these stories into blogs as a practice?
There is no moderation on your blogs, or any other requirements. The only problem is if you break a meta rule of the site; such as making a personal attack on any Pony else. Otherwise, you should be in the clear.
Of course, I have close to 200 stories within the span of almost 2 years of my presence around here.
I didn't get it until I read the comments.
*-1 innocent soul on fimfiction.*
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I don't really have any expectations when it comes to posting silly short stories ... or any stories, really. I'm sure I'll continue to write when inspired to, although that's few and far between these days. When I come up with an idea I find hilarious, I'll attempt at writing it out and maybe posting it. If people don't care for it, what's the harm? The internet is a dangerous and silly place, after all!
Oh no, though I tend to more often than not when posting on the pages of friends. Sometimes I actually manage to MAKE THEM FUNNY! SERIOUSLY! I SWEAR!
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Silly, short stories are good. For one, you can crack or crank them out fairly fast and enjoy completing a story.
What is inspiring you, and what is holding you back, since you are not as frequent as you felt that you were before?
Yeah, that it is indeed ..
You certainly have the knack for making them hilarious. If they are serious, but commedy is Dead Searios .
.. Forever!!!
I love shipping these two..
You never know, they compliment oneanother, and eachother in sublime, hilarious and ingenious ways you never know, before you see them together.
What happened when she spanked Scootaloo? I don't get it
Did scoots enjoy herself?
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Um... Let's say Scoots is a girl, and that Pinkie's aim was a little bit off, and leave it at that.
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um ewwwwwww 
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...Yeah...
Definitely explains this, though.
Haha lovely. Or not so lovely based on how it ended.... Eh I'm going with the former.
Pinkie will always be one of my favorite characters, not only because pretty much every aspect of her is impossibly adorable to a nearly painful degree, but because she's so random that you can make nearly any idea for a funny fic seem realistic, to a fault.
Give me a wet willy Regi.
But not in my ear~
7612000 at last
thanks voiceguy
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I deliver the goods.
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...apparently...
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