What happens when ponyvilles awesome sauce dragon takes on a Irate Badger.
Also this was funny to me for some reason so please don't take anything seriously in this story.
Thanks to ponyninja for revisions updates shall be slow.
Picture is not mine credit goes to original author.
The real question is, WHERE IS FLEETWOOD?
A little too random for my tastes. The bits where the story is actually being told are a little too short for the disjointed parts to be jarring. Since you're switching between actual story and silliness so frequently, I wasn't able to get immersed enough in the story for the sudden change in tone to be surprising. Which kind of detracts from the humor. Lastly, I'd recommend finding a proof reader or doing it more yourself.
That aside, you've pretty much nailed the silliness for a great comedy. The snippets (Celestia hating jam, how the jam is made, etc.) and the story itself are hilarious, and that ending was fantastic. There's a lot of potential here, and I hope you'll keep working at it and improving! Please keep writing, I'll keep reading.
874998 Hmmm.... touche
876090 I don't get it.....
876714 Same here
876735
Eh, probably doing 90 Miles an Hour down a major highway, with cops chasing.
876760 Hitting some badgers making some roadkill drinking some soup wink wink nudge nudge *whistle*
876767 Never read it, so....
876773 You didn't need to.
Bucking hilarious
1332876 Thank you