OCTOBER 22ND IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY ON THE PLANET EARTH. BUT IT IS ALSO CAPS LOCK DAY ON ANOTHER PLANET, EQUIS. MOST PONIES DON'T CELEBRATE IT, BUT MOST PONIES AREN'T NAMED APPLEJACK. JOIN APPLEJACK AS SHE CELEBRATES!
ALSO THE "OTHER" TAG IS FOR CHERRY BERRY, A PONY WHO OUGHTA HAVE A TAG.
INSPIRATION FOR THIS PONY TALE CAN BE TRACED BACK TO BETWEEN LINE'S EXCELLENT TWILIGHT SPARKLE FIXES EVERYTHING
AND LASTLY, AH RECKON AH OUGHTA GIVE A MIGHTY THANKS TO MAH WONDERFUL PATREON PATRONS SINGULARITY DREAM, OCALHOUN, AND LITTLE COLT!
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PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THERE ARE MORE SOUTHERNISMS/COUNTRYISMS I CAN CRAM UP IN THIS HERE STORY, Y'ALL HEAR?
AN ALSO GO ANNA VISIT http://capslockday.com/
*TECHNICALLY THE HEARTBREAKERS SONG CAME OUT IN '91, BUT TOM PETTY FEELS LIKE A '70S and '80S GUY, YA KNOW?
HOW DID YOU GET IT POSTED?
HEHEHDHHDEHHEHEHEHEHHHE
MEDICAL BILLS ARE OVERRATED.
ALL YOU NEED IS A COUPLE WAGON WHEELS BECAUSE YOUR FRONT LEGS ARE FINE AMIRIGHT.
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6651389 derpicdn.net/img/2013/1/12/209702/large.png YOU JUST GOTTA ROLL WITH IT, AMIRITE?
WHAT SWEET DELICIOUS HELL IS THIS.
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this is the greatest thing
I shed a tear.
Is it possible to suffer hearing loss from reading? Because I swear my ears are ringing after reading this.
THIS, THIS MIGHT BE ART
... but it's November 19th.
6652490 I HAVE A LOT OF UNFINISHED PROJECTS. THIS IS ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES.
What witchcraft allows this story to be posted with less than 1K words?
WELP, YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN TO A PONY WITH A BROKEN LEG. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, IT'S MORE HUMANE THIS WAY. HONEST TO CELESTIA, I GET NO PLEASURE OUT OF APPLEJACK DYING.
6652617 it's a fimfiction error. Check the chapter word total.
6652630 WOW CASSANDRA THOSE ARE SOME REALLY UNFORTUNATE IMPLICATIONS YOU REALLY AREN'T HORSING AROUND ARE YOU?
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THING. SO MANY FEELS.
PONIES FALLING TO THEAR DEATH IS A WONDERFUL THEME, GOING AT LEAST AS FAR BACK AS MINTY YOU KNOW.
SPEAKING OF MEDICAL BILLS, YOU CAN PAY FOR MY EAR SURGERY.
THIS PLEASES ME
HOT D@MN! DIS HERE STORY WUZ MAIR HILARIOUSER THAN A BUSTED UP JACKSNAPPER STUCK IN A SPREAD NATTER'S CRAW!
DON'T YOU FRET NONE APPLEJACK!
ZECORA PHARMACY WON'T SET YOU BACK.
I HAVE A POTION FOR TEETH TO GROW
SO I CAN FIX YOUR LEGS BEFORE YOU KNOW.
EVEN IF THAT DOESN'T GO WELL,
SURELY TWILIGHT HAS A SPELL.
THE ONLY THING INCURABLE AS I'VE BEEN TOLD
IS DAH CURSE OF GROWING OLD.
6651402 WHAT IS THAT PICTURE FROM?
INSTANT LIKE AND FAVE BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOT FUZZ.
I FEEL IT WOULD BE A RIGHT DARN SHAME TA LEAVE YA SOME LOVE WITHOUT USING DEM THERE CAPS LOCK. SO HERE YA GO.
6652087 THIS MIGHT BE ART,
AND THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS!
I LIKE CAPS. HAVE SOME CAPS!!!
6653262 WHY BUTTER MAH BUTT'N CALL ME A BISCUIT, THANK YOU KINDLY! pre15.deviantart.net/ee10/th/pre/i/2013/020/e/c/very_happy_applejack_by_thatguy1945-d5s4d9f.png
6653079 I DIDN'T REALIZE I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN A HOT FUZZ REFERENCE!
6653035 SEARCH DERPIBOORU FOR "DISABLED. THEN CHECK OUT MORE OF THE ARTIST'S STUFF 'CAUSE IT'S AMAZING. THEY'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS! ALSO THEY'RE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHOSE OC IS A GIRAFFE!
6652940 BEAUTIFUL IT BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES YOU SHOULD START A POETRY CLUB.
6652784 THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
6652774 NO I CAN'T I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR EAR THOUGH.
6651677 NO YOU ARE! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND YOUR DREAMS!
6652782 THAT MAKE'S TWO OF US; I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT!
6652722 I DON'T REMEMBER MINTY FALLING PLEASE REFRESH MY MEMORIES!
6653577 You HAVE to have seen Hot Fuzz! It's a hilarious film, and one of Simon Pegg's and Nick Frost's best movies!
6653577 Also, this, er, part of the comment of yours...
Butt...XD
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IT'S FROM A VERY MINTY CHRISTMAS.
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SHE FALLS OUT OF A HOT AIR BALLOON.
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SHE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO FLY; SHE'S SUCH A KLUTZ.
6653646 OH SHIT THAT MINTY THE ONE WITH A SOCKS FETISH.
6653627 YOU MAY HAVE AN OBSESSION.
6653666
YES THAT'S THE ONE.
6653577 WHAT?
6654313 I SAID 我很抱歉你的耳朵，但！
6654394 什么?
6654397 HUZZAH EVEN THOUGH I FAILED 3 CHINESE CLASSES OVER 2 YEARS AGO I STILL RECOGNIZE THAT AS "SHENMA", OR "WHAT?"
6654400 I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS A THING, I USED IT!
6652782 IS GOOD NO, YES!
6653577 Oh, JUST CHANNELING A LITTLE OF MY INNER ZECORA.
I googled it.
International caps lock day exists.
......
Wait, was I supposed to put it like this:
I GOOGLED IT. INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY EXISTS.
......
WAIT WAS I SUPPOSED TO PUT IT LIKE THIS:
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6654774 BOY HOWDY, PARDNER, WELCOME TO THE CLUB! DO YOU THINK AH WOULD FABRICATE THE EXISTANCE OF THIS HERE FINE HOLIDAY?
6654819
.....Say what?
6655077
6655238
LOL XD
That was my-oops, hold on.....
OKAY.
THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION.
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For I have a dream! A dream that one day, ALL-CAPS STORIES WILL BE LET ONTO THE SITE!
IF SOME FOLK HAVE CHRISTMAS IN JULY AH RECKON AH'LL HAVE ME SOME CAPS LOCK DAY IN DECEMBER
6648394
CONSPICUOUSLY MISSING "RAINBOW DASH IS SO DUMB SHE COULDN'T POUR PISS OUT OF A BOOT IF IT HAD A HOLE IN THE TOE AND INSTRUCTIONS ON THE HEEL", ALTHOUGH GRANTED THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN "BOOT" AND "HORSESHOE" AND THE UTTER INABILITY OF THE LATTER TO HOLD PISS OR ANYTHING ELSE SAVE LUCK DOES MAKE THAT PARTICULAR TURN OF PHRASE A MITE BIT CONFUSING