Twilight finds a dusty old book full of puns and begins to use them, much to the dismay of her friends, considering her puns are slowing down their travels and they need to be PUNCTUAL.
Every ounce of my yes. Laughing the whole way through. Well done.
Oh God, the horror.
So many puns.
All I have to say.
Haha, even Pinkie Pie didn't like them. I loved that line. Kudos, it was very punny. Yeah I said that, wanna fight about?
Cute picture. On to the puns.
Lol to the highest limit.
"Nopony pikes your puns," said Rainbow Dash."
This could very well be an episode except Hasbro would likely make Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash be the one to make all the puns.
Trollestia approves of this fic.
You bastard you.
... you have my gratitude good sir/madame... i tip my hat to you
Oh. Dear. Gods. What have I just read.
You sir deserve this like for making me LAUGH at a story about puns!
Well my brain hurts, but it's quite nice, really.
This was hilarious, if a little painful to read!
wow, eye sea what you did there
So many puns! I love it!
Terrible. Absolutely terrible.
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.
What happens when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
...That's all I got.
You do realize I'll have to punish you for this.
"Because I'm a little horse."
This is punderful.
The entire time I read this I just kept face palming.
Was still funny
I "sea" what you did at the end
Oh oh! I've got it
I don't see why everyone is raging on this story
I thought it was
*puts on sunglasses*
Because I'm a little "horse".
Ha ha ha ha! "I'll have to PUNish you." Well played Bugenhagen. Laughed until my cheeks hurt, can't really ask for more than that from a comedy tag. Kudos! You've won a like from me! Please keep writing, I'll keep reading.
>>677243677243 Your puny punishment will meet a punt from my foot, puncturing you, punk.
I got to say, i love puns, but you have to use it right for it's an art! You have to use them right, or you'll be left in the shade, but use it right and everyone will get a stroke of laughter.
But then again, you should know your limits, otherwise the mood will have quite a bad contrast
When it comes to play on words, you have to roll them out right, other wise the feel won't come out prop-er.
fine i'll cut with this act
You, my good sir, are one gloriously clever bastard. Hat's off.
Jeez Twi', somepony's being shellfish with the puns.
Keep this up, and you might oystercize your friends.
To stop her, the others might need a little extra kelp.
And Spike: Neptune, really? Could ya be anymore pacific?
But even though she's annoying, Rarity, no need to be a real beach about it.
Okay, I'm done. So much puns...oww.
Liked and favorited. I'm a sucker for some cheesey puns. I blame Dead Rising 2
JK. I thought they were very punny.
...I see what you did there...
OH FLUTTERSHY YOU TROLL!
ALL OF MY PUN-RAGE
Look at me, reduced to using a ton of emoticons. +1 for you
So many puns!!!!!!
Well, this is the first time I've ever gotten cramps in my cheeks before...
As far as puns go I think that Rarity would be the one to keep her friends in stitches . As long as she
didn't lose the thread of the story she could keep needling her friends. The story would just keep
bobbin along and if one of them got sad she could stop and singer a song until someone put their foot
down. I guess with all these puns I'm going to get a good basting from everyone. The cops will arrive
get out the cuffs and make the collar. OK,OK I'll stop put the rope away.
I'd complement you with a pun, but I suck at puns.
Good story, it wasn't painful like puns normally are(I'm looking at you Disney channel!), and at the end of every joke, my mind added a rimshot.
This was snot funny, i mean come on troll i nose you can write a story that will blow me away.
My teeth are literally grinding right now.
Why did it have to come to this?
fucking puns aren't punny....
Can't stop smiling... damn you and ruining my sad aura of sadness!
Pure gold! God, that was hilarious!
I KNEW IT WOULD MAKE IT TO THE FEATURE BOARD. I JUST BUCKING KNEW IT.
>>677091677091 Because you follow me, the ruler of all puns and you know.... things like that
honestly when eyebrows this sight and sea your comet, eye aspect butter from you of all peephole
SO MANY PUNS
I CANT TAKE IT
Damn you to pony Hell.
And the Pun Pony Parade probably will never stop now
Ok, occasional puns are funny when cleverly used but if you overkill it like that... it just gets annoying.
you sir have won my lolz
It's an epidemic. The puns are spreading.
chapter two: Pinkie and Twilight have a pun-off.
Doctor: FIMFICTION, you have punacidous. A disease when there aren't enough puns...
FIMFICTION: Is there a cure?
Doc: Yes. Thankfully it's a one shot
Water you missing in ocean puns scene?... Something about shipping of with some friends to the beach. My mom is the puniest in my family though.
I didn't laugh at all. Cause' I am a little horse.
No but really I laughed to hard at Fluttershys cx
I donut no watt your stalking about. Puns are grate any time...sorry... horrible.
Argh! Terrible Puns! My only weakness!
That was fun. Good read to start the day . Puntastic Humour is well done in this story.
I'm suprised you took the time to include Spike sinse this story seemed to kind of...dragon.
What? This story has dislikes. Their PUNy brains must be unable to FANDOM the glory of this story. I reccomend you hire Marel's PUNisher to deal PUNctual and a-PRO-priate PUNishment. I hear he is quite dePUNdable.
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I totally found that funny.
The best jokes are not the ones that make you laugh, but the ones that make you groan. Good show, sir.
I'm afraid it's worse than that...it's spread too far.
It's now a pundemic.
I enjoy your fic it is an Egg-citing one. That was a stupid one. Oh well .
What am I reading
Those jokes were punny before
but no they're just ridiculous
you are genius.
these puns are just awesome.
they make me smile smile smile
WHY ARE YOU JUST MAKING PUNS?
....was excited at first (being a fan of making people groan at puns myself), then disappointed, but then it gradually got better until I couldn't stop grinning at the end. Well done. >w<
Uno you want it.
I thought this story would rise high but it eventually ground level with my expectations.
I am glad it didn't drag on too long.
Although some shipping would have been nice but I guess the wind left your sails.
I was gald with the type of book Twilight found since your last story was quite cursive.
Tu bad you didn't use musical puns, I would have sheet.
I hope the sand at the beach is not too hot, I'm sure Rarity can dram ap some pillows but I'm not sure how many ponies can fit per cussion.
Unlike some of the puns and amusement park jokes in Sonic Colors (particularly "Did anybody order a clobbering?". That one made me and was really the only one I didn't find funny on some level.) Almost all the puns made me laugh, especially the one Spike made made at the end.
Props to you, good spur!
lollol! seriously! the last one was the best!
Yay puns! God I love puns.
Fluttershy... That was great.
Oh God, this is almost as bad as my dad! I love it!
Also, I can't decide which of these fits better!
We meet again...
Wow, that weakness is kind of PUNexpected.
so many puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *the program Blueheartpegasus has stopped responding, do you want to end it now?*
At first I was like:
At the end:
Best was when Spike came and said "I mustache you a question!"
puns are a canser to the internet...yet i dont mins sharing its sickness to the highest lv...
this hurt so much XD
so funny man
I don't get the Neptune one.
Anyways, looks great, laughed the whole way through. Keep on going.
This, is freakin beautiful. I love it and you.
Now, on to reading!
"because I'm a little horse*
Haha that's punny ^_^
That wasn't funny.
I was giggling like an idiot the whole way through, right up to where Fluttershy made her pun. That was the proverbial Fatality to any composure I had left. In short, I lost it. Hard. But why didn't spike just shave his question for later?
I snickered a bit... A lot. Okay, i laughed. Hard. Good show there chap.
Yes. All my yes.