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I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence.  And whether you like it or not, I don't care.  

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Twilight finds a dusty old book full of puns and begins to use them, much to the dismay of her friends, considering her puns are slowing down their travels and they need to be PUNCTUAL.

First Published
1st Jun 2012
Last Modified
1st Jun 2012
#1 · 242w, 11h ago · · ·

Every ounce of my yes.  Laughing the whole way through.  Well done.


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#3 · 242w, 11h ago · · ·

:twilightoops: Oh God, the horror.

So many puns. :facehoof:

#4 · 242w, 11h ago · · ·

Dat ending.


All I have to say.

#5 · 242w, 11h ago · · ·

Haha, even Pinkie Pie didn't like them. I loved that line. Kudos, it was very punny. Yeah I said that, wanna fight about? :duck:

#6 · 242w, 11h ago · · ·

Cute picture. On to the puns.

#7 · 242w, 11h ago · · ·

Lol to the highest limit.

#9 · 242w, 11h ago · · ·

This could very well be an episode except Hasbro would likely make Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash be the one to make all the puns. :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh:

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#11 · 242w, 11h ago · 3 · ·

:trollestia: Trollestia approves of this fic. :trollestia:

#12 · 242w, 11h ago · · ·

You bastard you.  

#13 · 242w, 11h ago · · ·

... you have my gratitude good sir/madame... i tip my hat to you

#14 · 242w, 11h ago · · ·

Oh. Dear. Gods. What have I just read.

You sir deserve this like for making me LAUGH at a story about puns! :rainbowwild:

#16 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

Well my brain hurts, but it's quite nice, really.

#17 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·



This was hilarious, if a little painful to read!

#18 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

wow, eye sea what you did there


#21 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

So many puns! I love it!:flutterrage::heart:

#22 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

Terrible. Absolutely terrible.


#23 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.

What happens when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

...That's all I got.

#24 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

You do realize I'll have to punish you for this.

#26 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

:ajbemused: very punny.

#27 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

"Because I'm a little horse."

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Oh God! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#28 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

This is punderful.

#29 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

The entire time I read this I just kept face palming. :twilightblush:

Was still funny

#30 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

I "sea" what you did at the end:moustache:

#31 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

Oh oh! I've got it

I don't see why everyone is raging on this story

I thought it was

*puts on sunglasses*


#33 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

Ha ha ha ha! "I'll have to PUNish you." Well played Bugenhagen. Laughed until my cheeks hurt, can't really ask for more than that from a comedy tag. Kudos! You've won a like from me! Please keep writing, I'll keep reading.

#34 · 242w, 10h ago · 3 · ·

>>677243 Your puny punishment will meet a punt from my foot, puncturing you, punk.

#36 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

I got to say, i love puns, but you have to use it right for it's an art!  You have to use them right, or you'll be left in the shade, but use it right and everyone will get a stroke of laughter.:pinkiegasp:

But then again, you should know  your limits, otherwise the mood will have quite a bad contrast:derpyderp2:

When it comes to play on words, you have to roll them out right, other wise the feel won't come out prop-er.:moustache:

fine i'll cut with this act

#37 · 242w, 10h ago · · ·

You, my good sir, are one gloriously clever bastard. Hat's off.

#38 · 242w, 10h ago · 1 · ·

Jeez Twi', somepony's being shellfish with the puns.

Keep this up, and you might oystercize your friends.

To stop her, the others might need a little extra kelp.

And Spike: Neptune, really? Could ya be anymore pacific?

But even though she's annoying, Rarity, no need to be a real beach about it.      :rainbowwild:

Okay, I'm done. So much puns...oww.

#39 · 242w, 9h ago · · ·

Liked and favorited. I'm a sucker for some cheesey puns. I blame Dead Rising 2:rainbowlaugh:

#40 · 242w, 9h ago · · ·



JK. I thought they were very punny.

...I see what you did there...


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#42 · 242w, 9h ago · · ·

ALL OF MY PUN-RAGE :flutterrage::rainbowlaugh::coolphoto:

Look at me, reduced to using a ton of emoticons. +1 for you

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#45 · 242w, 8h ago · · ·

Well, this is the first time I've ever gotten cramps in my cheeks before...:pinkiehappy:

#46 · 242w, 8h ago · · ·

As far as puns go I think that Rarity would be the one to keep her friends in stitches . As long as she

didn't lose the thread of the story she could keep needling her friends. The story would just keep

bobbin along and if one of them got sad she could stop and singer a song until someone put their foot

down. I guess with all these puns I'm going to get a good basting from everyone. The cops will arrive

get out the cuffs and make the collar. OK,OK  I'll stop put the rope away.

#47 · 242w, 7h ago · · ·

I'd complement you with a pun, but I suck at puns.

Good story, it wasn't painful like puns normally are(:twilightangry2:I'm looking at you Disney channel!), and at the end of every joke, my mind added a rimshot.

#49 · 242w, 7h ago · 1 · ·

This was snot funny, i mean come on troll i nose you can write a story that will blow me away.

#50 · 242w, 7h ago · · ·

My teeth are literally grinding right now.

Why did it have to come to this?

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