[CENSORED] was on her way to [CENSORED], to prepare for one of her patented [CENSORED] parties.  [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] had just told her that they were [CENSORED] last night while they were out [CENSORED] at [CENSORED], and she was so super-duper [CENSORED] that she just had to throw them a [CENSORED].  As she [CENSORED] across [CENSORED]'s town square in a very [CENSORED] fashion, her head looking this way and that at all the [CENSORED] stuff going on around her, and thus wasn't [CENSORED] where she was going when she [CENSORED] straight into the back of [CENSORED].  [CENSORED] groaned in [CENSORED], as this had happened to her one too many times while the [CENSORED] mare was [CENSORED] across town.  "Oh, I'm so super sorry, [CENSORED]!  I totally didn't mean to [CENSORED] into you like that!  I was just so super-[CENSORED] for the [CENSORED] I'm throwing today!" [CENSORED] said as she helped the [CENSORED]-colored mare with the [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] mane up.

[CENSORED] groaned again, but her [CENSORED] perked up when she heard [CENSORED] mention a [CENSORED].  "A [CENSORED]?  For what?" she asked, knowing it could be for just about [CENSORED].  [CENSORED] would use any [CENSORED] she could think of to throw a [CENSORED].

"Oh, ummmm... well, see, I'm not really [CENSORED] to say, but if you really want to [CENSORED], ask [CENSORED].  Just know that she might not [CENSORED] to tell you about it, cause it's pretty [CENSORED]." [CENSORED] said.

[CENSORED] Note: Just a little something I decided to throw together in protest of the SOPA/PIPA acts.  Extra credit: come up with your own story by playing Mad Libs with the censored words.  Some of you might be able to guess what's going on here.  Hint: the two characters are [CENSORED] and {CENSORED]... ummm I mean... pink party pony and cream-colored lesbian pony whose marefriend is greenish lesbian pony.