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Warning, there are sexual innuendos!

Two inanimate lovers brought together by train tracks… and destiny.

First Published
31st May 2012
Last Modified
31st May 2012
#1 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

I haven't even read it yet and I love it! I probably won't get to read it for awhile, though.

#2 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

A crack shipping with the Canterlot Express? Oh my Celestia... my sides hurt so much.

Nice job with this; it takes a great amount of skill to pull off a fiction of this kind.

-Randomosity19

#3 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

Watch this get featured just because it's by Cosmic Afro. :pinkiecrazy:

#4 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

>>672230

It's not even 2k words. That takes what... five minutes?

>>672251

Well, if one person liked this, then I guess I succeeded.

#5 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

>>672293

It won't. I write for fun, not for features.

#6 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

>>672297

I have a 100K story to read before night ends, and then I have to edit said story + future chapter of story. That, and at this very moment I am working on a collab that's already huge and rapidly growing larger. I say that's a good enough excuse...for now.

#7 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

this was awesome sauce!

#8 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

This was really good! :pinkiehappy:

#9 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

ಠ_ಠ

I'll read this later.

#10 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

Hahahahahahaha ohhh well played sir!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#11 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

Just when I think we've shipped everything, this happens.

#12 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

Im not reading this...atleast not yet...

I am favoriting it and putting it on read later so I can make others read it. >;3

#13 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

>>672315

I know that feeling man. I wish you the best of luck.

>>672379

Oooh, thanks, I was almost out of that.

>>672427

Eww, really? I weep for the future.

>>672430

Yet you comment now?

>>672488

Thanks:pinkiehappy:

>>672537

Funny story, this was originally going to be a ship between Philomena and Tom the Rock, but Tom has been shipped before.

#14 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

>>672557

I know. With Applejack's tree, no less. I say again, have we not shipped just about every damn thing at this point?

#15 · 160w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>672571

I have yet to see the airboat from that one episode where Rarity is famous in Canterlot Shipped with Twilight's balloon.

Challenge accepted?

#16 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

>>672557

Dude, have you seen the title of your story? Sometimes a title just catches your eye and you have no choice but to comment immediately. I'm sure I'll love this though.

#18 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

>>672588

Sir, I challenge you. Let us ship all the things.

#19 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

This is retardedly hilarious.  You get a thumb and a :moustache:

#20 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

BEFORE READING:

...

Seriously?

I just... what? I mean; I'm all over having unique pairing ideas but what? What?

AFTER READING:

Okay. That was glorious. Your prose is lovely, detailed, and perfectly suited for this. I swooned. No joke.

#21 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

Well, that was an interesting story.

#22 · 160w, 5d ago · · ·

>>672588 Dude you can't ship that. That airship is supposed to be FIM's version of The Love Boat, you'd be shipping the ship where the shipper crew ship ships.


Shipception.

#23 · 160w, 4d ago · · ·

>>672904

:moustache:

>>672938

Glad to see that I won over the great Gingernut Gin! You're a pretty tough customer, y'know that?

>>673610

I'd sure hope so. I'd hate for none of my stuff to be uninteresting.

>>673827

That's... too impossible for even me.

#24 · 160w, 4d ago · · ·

Best crack ship EVER. :trollestia:

#25 · 160w, 4d ago · · ·

>>674845

D'aw, you flatterer, you :heart:

I tend to take on crackships with a big stick. Very rarely do they turn out like this.

#27 · 158w, 6d ago · · ·

>>736171

Nice to see this is still getting some attention!

#28 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Ponyville express is best train

Sus
#29 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

So, I was searching for "crack shipping" just for laughs... :pinkiecrazy:

Boy, did you ever deliver! :rainbowlaugh:

#30 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2052121

This story is suddenly getting some attention again? Hmmm, somebody must have linked it somewhere. Thanks for enjoying it, in all its stupidity.

Cheers

~Cosmic

#31 · 112w, 1d ago · · ·

Strangely cute, and oddly believable. Logical crack shipping? It works in ways I can't comprehend but oh does it work so well. Nice work. :heart:

#32 · 105w, 1d ago · · ·

Dude, I'm really impressed with this.  I thought it was just going to be innuendos the whole way but that was actually rather sweet.  Great job!

#33 · 94w, 6h ago · · ·

Well that was interesting.  I'm not quite sure what I should be feeling right now.  Here's a like....I guess.  

#34 · 86w, 6d ago · · ·

That was studi ..... Have a like I guess. ¿8

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