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Skywriter 166292

Joined January 2012
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    Skywriter's Stories (16)

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      11,618 words · 7,333 views · 699 likes · 7 dislikes
    • Princess Celestia Hates Tea
      Seriously, a lot.
      8,537 words · 25,340 views · 2,349 likes · 35 dislikes
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      134,421 words · 6,823 views · 598 likes · 10 dislikes
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    Seriously, a lot.

    First Published
    30th May 2012
    Last Modified
    30th May 2012

    Comments ( 601 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    Oh my lol.

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I really wasn't expecting it to get that out of hand.

    I am sure there were grammar and writing errors in there, but it's a quarter past 11 at night and I'm tired. So you'll get along with a 'I liked it, keep it up.'

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh god.

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    This was....wow.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Who know that tea could cause so much trouble

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Me: Wait, why are the deer Indian?

    "...nopony knows tea like the Hindi."

    Me: Oh. ...I get it! :derpytongue2:

    In any case, a perfect example of how the amount of brouhaha a lie causes is directly related to how long the lie is perpetuated. And a funny one, to boot. Poor Celestia. Maybe now she'll get coffee beans.

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    She really tried not to snap but there really is no way to tell if she was lying so that was great. Some misspelling but nothing wrong with the story itself. Celestia is best Alicorn. :trollestia:

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This was really good. 5 stars for milking that drama train right there.

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Lol!

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    A freaken mazing

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Gee all this because of tea:rainbowdetermined2:

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Ahhh, Celestia went Daymare Sun! Quick blast her with the elements!!!:pinkiegasp:

    PS:Remember to set to purification instead of banish to moon.:raritywink:

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This was beautiful. Fantastic job. :yay:

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    wat.

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: This had me on the floor with laughter.

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: This... :rainbowlaugh: this was just... :rainbowlaugh:

    I can't stop laughing! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    That got so out of hand, it's bucking HILARIOUS :rainbowlaugh:

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Heh heh, that's Twilight for you. :twilightangry2:

    #18 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>671435 Easy there bru, too much Skywriter comedy is dangerous.

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Lol, Eternal ripoff :trollestia:

    #20 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Faux-lestia. I like it.

    I often pondered how scary Celestia could possibly be if she really got angry. To be honest, I don't think we know the half of it.

    #21 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · 2 · ·
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    WHAT CRETINS GAVE THIS STORY THEIR THUMBS-DOWN?!  THEY MUST PAY FOR THEIR STUPIDITY!

    It reminds me of the Saturday Night Live episode where William Shatner goes to a Star Trek convention and says, "It's just a TV show!".

    You know it's going to end up with Celestia drinking more tea.

    #22 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    celestia, what have you done?

    #23 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    EPIC AWQESOME EPICNESS sTORY! :pinkiecrazy:

    #24 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Wow, first day uploaded and it's already featured. :pinkiegasp:

    Now I'm jealous. I spent so much time trying to get my fanfic up there, but you do that in one day. :twilightangry2:

    #25 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Why is this so fantastic.  Can't stop lolling.

    #26 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh my. :rainbowderp:

    #27 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    And that’s how Celestia wound up in a lot of hot water

    #28 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh my god, I LOVE this. Pure genius.

    And all of this because of simple tea. :rainbowlaugh:

    #29 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    This was too good.:pinkiehappy:

    #30 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    It's all Twilight fault for making all those poor ponies toast. Shame on her running like a crazed mare on drugs. :rainbowlaugh:

    #31 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    ...wow... she is fucked

    #32 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This story was awesome!  Absolutely hilarious.

    When Twilight mentioned Bollywood: :rainbowhuh:  Where'd that come from?  Oh wait, the deer are from Hind. :rainbowlaugh:

    Also, dat ending.  You messed up, Twi. :twilightoops:  And Celestia's outburst.

      I was so excited to see it marked as incomplete.  That better not have been a mistake, or you will have crushed my spirits. :raritydespair:

    #33 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #34 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I don't know what to :facehoof: at more:

    Twilight's insanity or Celestia's Amaterasu power.

    #35 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Dats some nice grammar, super awesomeriffic story bro. All hail Celestia, bow down low. :trollestia:

    #36 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This was very funny!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #37 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    EPIC:trollestia:

    #38 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    MOAR!!!!!:pinkiecrazy:

    plz...?:fluttershysad:

    #39 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #40 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    That was pretty awesome, and your fantasy terms were rather interesting. Mind if I steal a few?

    #41 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    That. Was. Awesome. But why'd you have to make this Luna's fault?:fluttercry:

    #42 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Within an all-around great story, this particular paragraph made me quite giddy.

    "She did the eyes thing, then.  Father in Eohippus, preserve me from the eyes thing, I thought, anchoring my soul against the gale-force wind of adorable, ingenuous pleading being emitted by my student.  I remembered little filly Twilight turning those eyes on me many a time, repeatedly reducing the most powerful creature in all Equestria to marmalade.  I am powerless against them."

    I look forward to the next chapter!

    #43 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Hahaha!

    Man, I've got to get out of the habit of checking in on things like this at work. It's too hard to explain the sudden guffaws to my coworkers. :rainbowlaugh:

    That was a fun little lark, Channing!  Thanks for sharing!

    #44 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I hate tea, too Celestia. I wonder how tea sales will go after this...

    #45 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    :trollestia: So much win.  Yes. :twilightsmile:

    #46 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    but... but...

    I like tea....:fluttercry:

    #47 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I can honestly say that this should be a mid season episode.

    #48 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    All my LOL. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::facehoof:

    #49 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :heart::duck::heart:

    You, ma'am or sir, are going to be watched... in the good way, not the stalker way! D:

    #50 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Twilight does tend to make a big deal out of nothing doesn't she? :facehoof:

    Great story, very funny :rainbowlaugh: Look forward to the rest. :moustache:

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