Remember when Sunset yelled at Twilight for putting everyone's "lives in danger?" Well, Rarity does, and she's a bit confused—after all, how could their lives be in danger when it's quite literally impossible for humans to die?
"Recommended for terrible people" - Present Perfect
"I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified." - DerpyDerp97
"Don't know why this is getting upvoted. It's not one goddamn bit funny." - MythrilMoth
Now with a reading by Teksune Studios!
Written from 3 AM to 5:30 AM, the morning after Friendship Games premiered.
Preread by Majin Syeekoh, Magello, and M1Garand.
Chapters (1)
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Good, short fun read. :3
And dat Crossing The Line Twice at the end.
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My thoughts exactly
Oh my god! XDDDDDD This is amazingly hilarious and I LOVE it!
This raises quite a few questions, but thinking too hard about this story is clearly a very bad idea. At the proper level of disengagement, this is a nice bit of morbid fun.
You're evil. You're freakin' evil.
...I love it.
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My thoughts exactly. Like, overpopulation is a thing.
I don't even know what to think
6470188 I just go with that the old ones succeeded in taking over the world and now the "Humans" are immortal..... even though they aren't really Humans...
Wow.... Just wow.
This has to be one of the dumbest funny stories I've ever read.
Well, these stories just pop up with the silliness of Monty Python...I love it.
Wat.
Oh my god this was hilarious! Now it just needs a sequel where Sunset comes back as a zombie.
I'm not sure if this was morbidly hilarious or hilariously morbid... and I'm okay with that
This is my favorite.
You've done well.
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Okay, I totally laughed at 'do a flip', tho... >.>
I must resurrect an ancient meme to adequately describe how I feel about this story.
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Wow, that ending was dark...but the story was still good!!
Sunset: Rainbow! What are you doing?
Rainbow: I am going to kill myself.
Sunset: What?
Rainbow: Yup. I just can't stand living in a world where Twilight is an Equestria Girl. Suicide No-Jitsu. *throws herself off the roof*
Sunset: No!
Rainbow: *attached to the side of the school* Ha! It's a good thing I played all that Assassin's Creed. *continues falling down* Oh my God! Assassin's Creed taught me nothing. *Hits the pavement.
Sunset: “Rainbow?” Sunset stammered, vision blurring. “Are… are you…?”
Rainbow: That Ezio guy's full of shit.
This sort of reminds me of "Torchwood: Miracle Day." In a world where death doesn't exist, there are very macabre fates that can be visited on the inhabitants.
Being the only mortal in a land of immortals is also a painful trope in there.
TU -- twas a good read.
what a laughing shame.
I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified.
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I agree with you there.
This warrants more than a "Wat".
6471200 Oh yeah it does! Huh, so Sunset was the Jack Harkness of this Miracled World. Wait, what if the Miracle Day not only made people on DW's Earth immortal, but throughout the multiverse?
Don't know why this is getting upvoted. It's not one goddamn bit funny.
As for Rainbow Dash, I think she would be upset with a world like that. NO RISK. Nothing she does has any chance at consequences at all. Where is the RUSH? Where is the knowledge that your life hangs by a thread that you are pulling on for all you are worth? To an adrenaline junkie, knowing that no matter how hard the challenge is, it is absolutely safe, would be abhorrent. There would be nothing they could do to scratch the itch.
Uh, I'm...confused...so they didn't cry at all that Sunset died? Why can they live forever? And why is the transition from Sunset running in front of a bus to her funeral in the pet cemetary so weird? And how the hell do they not have an incredibly overpopulated worl-...Oh. I guess the same way they didn't care about Sunset dying. Genocide tends to lower someones morality.
6471340 It's an absurdity thing.
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So if I'm absurd enough, I can get a bunch of internet points? *Puts cheese slice on head* Well...? I'm waiting.
Saw that ending coming from a mile away, but still, it was pretty funny. Bonus points for the taxes joke.
6471523 Don't know how to give your points.
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Also, who are you? Are you here to punish me for my sins? Kill me?
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... Seven days...
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Good thing it's optional.
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They have no concept of human death, so I guess they treated her like an animal's death, as that is all they know.
My reaction:
WTFFFFFF!???!!
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poor "Bad Luck" Bootsy
Wow that is ducked up!
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Harsh.
I like OOC absurd if not morbid humor so to each their own I guess.
sunset : so applejack if there is no death were are your parents and grandfather?
aj: a Farm upstate.
I believe I was just mind bucked.
6471340 It's a purely nonsensical story that was likely made when the writer was WUI(writing under influence) or something like that. There's no reason for any sense to be behind it.
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaa....
6471340 Gotta take your side on this one. The ending was stunning, absolutely. But the whole thing doesn't sit well with me.