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Rainbow Dash endures many trials to reach the edge of the world.

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The Twilight Dialogues, Part Five

There was a town to the north.

The ground was too rough, uneven, and broken up by watery tributaries to ever possibly serve as a firm foundation. Rainbow soon found out how the Rohbreddenites adapted.

The entire structure was built on stilts. It stood like a massive boardwalk—with huge elevated planks of wood serving as a base for rickety houses and lightly-armored bulwarks.

The village looked very fragile—even non-mana-powered artillery could easily render the entire thing to splinters. But—as far as Rainbow Dash could tell—the town was far too remote for anypony to bother taking, pirates or otherwise. There was also the fact that it was situated along the western tip of a deep estuary—the deepest body of water that Rainbow had seen since the arid landscape gave way to watery capillaries. As the Herald passed south, she could spot the eastern edge of the platform. Several ramps sloped down—attached by ropes and a pulley system, so that they could be drawn. The ramps connected with a dock where—even then—no less than four shipping boats were harbored.

Flynn and Kepler explained that there was a series of deep rivers running east and west along the northeasternmost part of the Twilight Lands. There, several vessels traveled their way inland, carrying countless materials throughout the eastern quarter of the continent. According to Kepler, the rivers ran as far west as to taste a sliver of sunlight before dissolving into the bodies of multiple mineral springs. When asked about the strategic importance of a stilted community, Kepler answered that much fishing was done in a bay that had been pocketed into the northeast edge of the continent. Still, for all intents and purposes, that town was as far east as the Rohbreddenites dared to settle. To go any further would only mean baiting the midnighters of Bleak's Plummet.

Rainbow and the Herald had crossed the final line of Rohbredden civilization. They kept their distance, laid low, and proceeded east across the many rivers.


"So there's this mare in Manehattan," Sweetie Belle's voice said. "A seamstress by the name of Coco Pommel."

"Uh huh..." Rarity leaned forward, ears twitching above a bright smile.

"'Uh huh,'" Rainbow translated, also listening.

"Oh. My. Goddess. Rarity, I wish you could just see this pony. Everything about her—from the way she talks, her speech, the way she does her mane. She's got... how-do-you-call-it... a real 'foalita' vibe in both fashion and presentation. It's super, super adorable. You would love her. Reminds me of how you enjoyed having Fluttershy model for you all the time."

Rainbow glanced aside. "The buck does any of this mean, anyway—?"

"Shhhh!" Rarity hissed, waving a hoof. "Go on. Go on!"

"Ahem..." Rainbow glanced skyward. "Carry on, Sweetie Belle!"

"Anywho, we crossed paths in Trottingham the other day..."

"Oh my goodness!" Rarity covered her pale muzzle. "Trottingham!"

"My agent's landed me a deal with Royal Records. I've already made two studio recordings... singing a cover to one of Countess Coloratura's ballads."

Twilight's brow furrowed. "Who?" She looked at Applejack.

Applejack shrugged.

Sweetie Belle continued: "The song hasn't been distributed yet. This is more of a test to see if Royal Records can sell my voice to a listening audience. Mom and Dad are super excited, as you can imagine. Oh! I'm sorry! I was going somewhere with this! Ahem... so anyways... while hanging out at this crowded cafe in Trottingham, Mom, Dad, and I sat at a table with Coco Pommel. She was visiting abroad after parting ways with her former partner in Manehattan... somepony named 'Siri Polonius' or something. Anyways, we got into a long, deep conversation. Coco mentioned how she was a fashionista. We told her how my sister is a supremely gifted fashionista. When she asked what your name was, I just... flat-out told her that you're stuck on a voyage to the Dark Side of the World and back along with Rainbow Dash. Well, Coco was instantly floored. 'She's one of the Elements of Harmony?!' she gasped. There was no way we could change the subject then."

"Wait..." Rainbow squinted into the air. "Are we—like—famous in Equestria or something?"

"Are you kidding?!" Sweetie Belle's voice cracked across the heavens. "Everypony in every household in Equestria knows about the Elements and their 'voyage around the world!' It's been the talk of the town in every town for nearly two years now!"

"Erm..." Rainbow Dash squinted. "...just how much does everypony know?"

"... ... ...how much should everypony know?" Sweetie remarked curiously. "I mean... you're going on a trip to bring back Rarity and the rest of the girls, restore the Elements, and save us all from... like... super freaky bad chaos stuff, right?"

Princess Celestia's voice interjected: "The... finer details of your adventures in Ledomare, Val Roa, and Rohbredden are kept safely in the company of Spike, my sister, and myself, Rainbow Dash." A pause. "And Princess Cadance's expedition, of course. They're regularly informed of your journey—as they should be."

"Ah... okay..." Rainbow Dash breathed easier. "That's cool, I guess."

"Well, shucks, Rainbow." Applejack hovered close by. "I figured you'd be mighty pleased to hear of yer awesome adventures bein' shared among the ponyfolk back home!"

"Yeah, well..." Rainbow gulped. "Two years is plenty of time for awesomeness to perform a bunch of backflips."

"Hey! That reminds me! The Equestrian Sentinel has a weekly column detailing the westward adventures of Princess Cadance and Captain Shining Armor! All of Equestria is totally enthralled with their voyage. Probably because we hear about it on a more regular basis than we do about Rainbow. There's even these toys and dolls of the Prince and Princess... and this song that everypony's singing everyday. I was thinking of doing a cover for it if Mom and Dad would—"

"Get back to Ms. Pommel already!" Rarity snarled.

"Hey... uh... Sweetie Belle?" Rainbow interrupted. "Your sister's doing that thing with her voice... y'know... that super breathy, nasally angry thing that only she can do?"

"Oh! My bad! Right! The cafe conversation! Ahem... so Coco Pommel asked if Rarity had a Boutique. I told her that—yes, she did—but... y'know... back when we all thought Rarity was dead, we sold the Boutique and all of its contents. But we did keep all of Rarity's design sheets. Coco asked if she could have a look at them. And... uh... I-I know I probably should have asked for your permission first, sis. But... I showed them to her. And... and if you must know, Coco was absolutely flabbergasted! She thought that those designs were some of the best things she had ever seen! And... uhhh... well..."

"Yes?" Rarity leaned forward in spectral space. "Yes? Yes? Spit it out!"

"...she offered to make a whole line of dresses based on some of the designs. Mom, Dad, and I agreed—but only if she gave the full rights to Rarity. Turns out we didn't even have to ask. Coco Pommel was already planning on using the proceeds of sales and design shows to help boost the Westward Expedition of Cadance and Shining Armor. I wish you could see her at work, Rarity. She's sacrificed so much... barely gets any profit out of it. But Coco says it's 'all worth it,' and that she's 'more satisfied in designing than she has been in years.' Right now, as we speak, there's an entire line of dresses being displayed in Upper Canterlot under the name of 'Rarity's Journey of Generosity,' featuring some of the most beautiful things designed in Ponyville. I'm talking about the stuff that was used to wow Hoity Toity in preparation for the Grand Galloping Gala! And then some!"

"Mmmmmm...!" Rarity stifled a squeak, covering her tearful muzzle.

"The dress line is already listed in Fashion Plate's Top Ten Fashion Sensations in this year's Annual Cosmare magazine! How about that, Rarity?!" Sweetie Belle chirped. "You've become a household name in Canterlot for stuff you made years ago! Out of your own Goddess-given talent!"

"Oh my... oh my goodness..." Rarity teetered and wobbled. "I... I think I'm going to faint—!" But just as she held a forelimb over her brow, she squinted aside. "Do ghosts faint?"

Twilight smiled. "Knock yourself out."

"Eeeeuuuuuhh..." Rarity fell aside.

Fluttershy caught the unicorn so that she lay draped in her forelimbs. "Way to go, Rarity." She leaned in to nuzzle her. "We're so happy for you."

"Rainbow Dash? What's Rarity saying?"

"Uhhhhhh..." Rainbow cleared her throat with a smirk. "We'll get back to you once she's done ghost-fainting."

"Do ghosts faint?"

"Your sister does."

"Hrmmmm..." Applejack folded her forelimbs, glancing at Fluttershy. "Y'know, once upon a time, that dang mare would always faint into my arms."

Rainbow raised an eyebrow. "Jealous, much?"

"Nah..." Applejack yawned. "...just makin' an observation."

"If ghosts can faint... then they can fall into trees."

"... ... ...the heck are ya on about?"

"Don't mind me. Just enjoying the lunacy of the moment." She gazed up into the moonlight. "You feel me, Sweetie?"

"Mwap."

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