Rainbow Dash awakes from a nightmare only to discover a mysterious pony zipping out of her room but she can’t catch the pony so she melds with Pinkie Pie who isn’t really that fast but can randomly teleport so together Rainbow Pie can finally catch the pony who is really the one who protects everypony from nightmares instead of Princess Luna who only enters ponies dreams through the power of Flitter’s tongue which is the important part.
Cover art was slapped together by alamais with components from (background to foreground) tsitra360, tuffylive, fluttershyz1, felix-kot, and weegygreen2.
Chapters (1)
All hail LickyFlitter!
Hap wat
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This read weird and fast.
But it was very amusing.
6413034 I'm glad it was amusing. I really had no idea how it would turn out.
I tried to read this and hurt myself. What?
6427653 Just imagine how much pain I had to endure in order to write it! The sacrifices we make for The Great LickyFlitter will be rewarded in the Lickylife.
What.
Flitter can protect me from nightmares any time, if you know what I'm saying?
Hmm... I wonder if Cloudchaser ever has nightm-- *slaps self* Bad. You are bad.
7055256 You know those nights when you wake up and your pillow is wet because you were drooling? You weren't drooling. The great Licky Flitter was protecting you from nightmares. She protects us all.
This is refreshing knowing why the liquid keeps appearing in my ears. I thought it had something to do with the spiders, but thankfully I'm wrong.
The faster you read this the funnier it gets.
7297590 Ha! That is true.
You're a good man, doing God's work.
This is my favorite part
Nevermind, go to my facebook link https://www.facebook.com/bryan.chandler.125?hc_ref=NEWSFEED I'm livestreaming this there.
You were right. This is a random, dumb fun story. And that's the best kind of random fun. I'm glad I read it.
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Jesus I must have been high
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Well, I tried to watch/listen to that. Like, way back when.
I thought it was a joke. That the entire video was you trying to set up the video, and as soon as you hit stream, it ended.
Was that... unintentional?
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I'm guessing either it was that my computer is unbearably slow or that the Internet was unbearably bad. Anyway my latest story has Latisse litter in the very end of it so that group now has three stories in it.
Fucking voice to text does some weird things. Lick he flitter
Hello, I have reviewed your story here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/772612/drunk-fanfic-reviews
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I did not do this.
Oh, I never left a comment here! I'm but a mere visitor to this big scary world and once in a while I return to this holy place in search of divine wisdom and wholesomeness. This is the answer to all my prayers.
I'm dead.
Also, I love imagining Twilight's panic is also because she's seeing all of this from the outside, the fast paced writing and run on sentences of a story and she's trapped in it.
What in Celestia's name did I just read?!
Nowadays we say Pinkie Dash but this still goes as valid back 9 years ago
OMC that was so raw written that I just had to keep going without stopping, this was too randomly confusing!
Also have Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie fuse into Rainbow Pie? Yes please!
But in all honesty, this kinda just like blew my mind in some spots lol