There's another friendship crisis in another far away place, this time the land of the llamas, and Twilight's magical map once again calls on a heroic pony to solve it. But this time the map doesn't call Twilight or any of her friends, this time it calls somepony else entirely.
But Trixie's true reasons for accepting the map's call may not be wholly altruistic, and it turns out she's not nearly as over being upstaged by Twilight during their past encounters as she lets on.
May the gods have mercy on those poor llamas.
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Mmmmmmmyep.
Weird.
But so very entertaining. Trixie being Trixie is far too fun. That map knew what it was doing the whole time!
And it's only a matter of time before Trixie gains her
consortrevenge!That was very entertaining! I'm sorry I didn't get it on my ballot.
And then she has her great and powerful revenge
Dont worry Trixie, anypony that burns villages in order to spread the magic of frienship is a badass in my book.
This fic is every bit as entertaining as it was the first time I read it, and the changes to the ending made it even better.
Aww, Trixie. You just can't help yourself, can you?
Nice story. I enjoyed Trixie's voice most of all. Though I didn't laugh out loud, I did smile a number of times, particularly at Trixie's plan to romance Twilight and
Is it, Trixie?
That was a fun read, especially given how Trixie is enjoyable to read/watch, and you managed to pull it off quite well while having comedic moments to add to the story. Trixie's behavior regarding being assigned a mission by the map and how she acted throughout the story had to be one of the best parts. Simply put, I wish I had the talent you have when it comes to plots and characterization. Excellent work.
This is perhaps the greatest Trixie One-shot I've ever read.
If this isn't on the 1,000+ board by 3 pm Wednesday, something's wrong with this place.
burning their villages is a perfectly acceptable plan you simpletons! IT WORKED IN THE CONGO YOU FOOLS
Right from there, I can tell this is gonna be a blast.
Vintage Trixie.
Who can blame him?
I think I see where this is going.
Yup! EXACTLY where I thought it was going.
That was a fun, silly little story. Eccentric Trixie is best Trixie.
Is it wrong that I was rooting for Trixie and felt bad for her?
Wonder what Spike and the CMC are up to.
Do not worry
6422122 Yes, that was very bad of you. We should both feel bad about that.
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So, how's about that football season?
I came because it was put inside thw Twixie group
It was a lie
But a good one
Already enjoyable in the Writeoff, and better for its edits. Well done.
I liked what you changed from the original; it's not so sad anymore. Overall, a very silly and enjoyable read!
You mean to tell me the author didn't see fit to continue the story long enough for Trixie to sing "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?"
Not to mention she didn't manage to have a single social interaction with crown prince Kuzko, a fellow arguably more narcissistic than she.
What madness is this?
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"Not to mention she didn't manage to have a single social interaction with crown prince Kuzko, a fellow arguably more narcissistic than she."
I was also expecting this.
Brilliant and hilarious oh wait I HAVE SEEN THIS LLAMA JOKE BEFORE AND I DEMAND A REFUND D:
Wow, such consternation, very Twilight
Move that apostrophe one space to the right, young whippersnapper! There's more 'n one llama around!
Yes, do none!
Uh...
Neat.
You write Trixie so well. She was so in character this story with everything she said and did. Loved it.
PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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I reviewed this story!
My review can be found here.
Was it just me, or did anyone else read this in Rarity's voice for the first few bits?
Am I the only one who hopes Trixie marries Prince Rutherford and leads an army of vengeful Yaks in battle against the Llamas?
I am? Well then, I'll just show myself out.
Those poor llamas.
No wait, I think the llamas will be fine.
This was really funny, had me laughing out loud hard.
Beautiful.
Also that's one one my wallpaper pictures.
why is this in two twixie groups?
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Some people get a bit overzealous when it comes to adding stories to groups.
The old saying says "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." Thus Trixie unites the llamas through their combined hatred for Trixie.
Also the TwiJack shioping was nice
In the last four years I've spent in the writing community, I've somehow never read any of your stories. This was a good one to fix that problem with.
Well, that's one unique way to solve a friendship problem.
That was a well turned Trixie, sir. Good show!
big mistake get lightsabor cut off the head of llama.
dump gasoline on him get flamethrower. burn him!
I felt kind of bad for Trixie, but her character was hyperbolised just enough to keep it funny. Seeing her fervour play off of AJ and Twilight's indifference was hillarious. Pretty good stuff, all in all.
Milkshake race, 123GO!
Now this is some enjoyable nonsense. No offence but the Trixieabuse was plain hilarious.
And that is why Trixglimmer is the best ship