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  • E Worlds Apart

    A lonely young man takes in Shining Armor and Cadance after he finds them on their doorstep, stranded from their own world. After becoming friends, the two ponies help the man open up to a woman he's attracted to.
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  • T Sparké

    A human chef looking to open a restaurant in New York gets more than he bargained for when he winds up in Equestria. While there, he reacquaints with somepony from his past...
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  • T Rehabilitation

    After managing to survive the rise and fall of Heisenberg, Jesse Pinkman, his mind and body shattered seemingly beyond repair, winds up in a place where he may finally be able to rest...
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  • E Yu-Gi-Oh! P†H

    In an alternate reality in which dueling is Earth's greatest pastime, one duelist receives a mysterious card that unlocks his destiny that will lead him to becoming the savior of two worlds...
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  • E Yu-Gi-Oh! Equus X Zexal

    A crossover of the anime Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal and my fanfic Yu-Gi-Oh! Equus.
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  • E Yu-Gi-Oh! Equus

    An aspiring duelist's life changes forever when the world of Equestria appears near Earth.
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    A famous real-life rock band from Earth winds up in Equestria.
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  • T Wilee: Equestrian Courier

    Wilee, having fully recovered from his ordeal with the corrupt cop Bobby Monday, has a whole new adventure await him when he's sent by his boss, Raj, to assist Derpy Hooves as a courier in the town of Ponyville in the magical land of Equestria.
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  • Monday
    Rainbow Rocks Can Now Officially Fuck Off

    This is where it's at.

    (And don't worry, the movie is subtitled if you want to see it).

    Yes, it's silly, wacky, and corny, but that's Bollywood for you, and it was still really damned entertaining. And this is what plays during the final dance segment. Just listen to this shit!

    Fucking amazing!

    1 comments · 39 views
  • 1w, 1d
    One of the Greatest Stories Ever Written

    My dad found this one back when I was in 6th grade, and it still makes me howl with laughter.

    Recently I was honoured to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a Chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me that I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted.

    Here are the scorecards from the event:


    JUDGE ONE: A little to heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.

    JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.

    FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with this stuff. I needed two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. Those Texans are crazy.


    JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.

    JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavour. Needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

    FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave of two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to walkie-talkie in three extra beers when they saw the look on my face.


    JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.

    JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili. A bit salty. Good use of red peppers.

    FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced.


    JUDGE ONE: Black Bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

    JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods. Not much of a chili.

    FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb bitch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating.


    JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

    JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

    FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly from a pitcher onto it. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Fuckin' Rednecks! ! !


    JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.

    JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and garlic.

    FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!


    JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

    JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum. Tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge # 3.

    FRANK: You could put a fucking Grenade in my mouth, pull the fucking pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my fucking mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit, to match my fucking shirt. At least the during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the four inch hole in my stomach.


    JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending. This is a nice blend chili, safe for all; not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

    JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good balanced chili, neither mild now hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank.

    3 comments · 58 views
  • 1w, 4d
    Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks Review

    14 comments · 108 views
  • 2w, 19h
    Are You Motherfucking Serious?

    You know, I'm now actually compelled to watch it in its entirety.

    2 comments · 65 views
  • 2w, 1d
    There, I Finally Fucking Saw It!

    8 comments · 110 views
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#2 · 122w, 1d ago · · ·

I was hoping for crazy human obsessed Lyra who would have been crazy in bed but, oh well it was still a fun chapter.

Also just out of curiosity, how many names are left in the hat?

And because I can :pinkiehappy:

#3 · 122w, 1d ago · · ·

>>820168 There are 11 names left (not including the one that I picked for the next chapter) and then we have the final boss.

#4 · 122w, 1d ago · · ·

That’s weird. I thought she would be ecstatic to see me; me being a human and all.

oh look, I was thinking that when I read the chapter's name....

and that power stone comes at a weird time.... about 2-3 chapters after I posted the idea of R63, coinkydink? not sure....

#5 · 122w, 18h ago · · ·


Who's the final boss? You?

#6 · 121w, 4d ago · · ·

Final Boss will either be Discord or something ridiculous.

>well as if discord isn't ridiculous already

#7 · 121w, 4d ago · · ·

I have a feeling that the final boss is going to be all the mares in heat! XD

#8 · 121w, 4d ago · · ·

>>839124 do you want our hero to DIE a horrible and painful death

#10 · 101w, 2d ago · · ·

ahahahah oh god that made me laugh...so he's like the guy who goes into the past and starts something because he naturally assumed that's how things were so now she is obsessed with humans....ahh yeah also assassinating fan made fabrications that's ballsy....fuck( fetal position from remembering discords attempt at cursing)

#11 · 50w, 1d ago · · ·

I was about to point out that there are things with hands in Equestria. Then I remembered that RD in EqG didn't know the word either :rainbowhuh:

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