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    • The Pony Variety Show!
      Ponies putting on a variety show for everypony and brony else! Beware lots of near-cloppiness!

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    • There is a Season
      Equestria is at war, Twilight struggles with boys, and a terrible power returns from the dead!
      60,150 words · 575 views · 21 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Showtime Bits
      The backstage spinoff of The Pony Variety Show! where we give you a glimpse behind the scenes!
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    The lights dim, the stage is set, the ponies are ready! Hilarity, hijinks, and loads of playing around ensue when the Mane 6, Spike, the CMC, Princess Celestia, Dr. and Derpy Whooves, some fun background characters, and a few OCs get tangled up in a crazy theatre show!

    Be warned, there's lots of crude humor, cloppiness, and general rambunctiousness! Haters gonna hate, but the show must go on!

    Please leave your comments, especially for the next show! I'm looking forward to hearing from all you bronies out there!

    First Published
    28th May 2012
    Last Modified
    11th Aug 2012

    Comments ( 824 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Good OCs? Not possible!

    Just kidding. The picture alone has earned a preemptive thumb.

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>656031

    Glad you like it! Be sure to let the cast know what skits you're looking forward to, and I'll note them for future episodes! :twilightsmile:

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>656041 If you're continuing this, you might want to mark it incomplete. That usually helps.

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>656044

    Sure, that's not a problem! :twilightsheepish:

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I'm really looking forward to episode 2.  Let's see...I wanted to see more of Derpy and the Doctor.  Their scene just seemed to end so suddenly.  And maybe we could see some embarassing romance going on behind the scenes between...I don't know.  Or maybe someone's embarassing habit, like talking to a blanket or teddy bear or something.

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Magic battle between Trixie and Twilight! And have Big Mac go on stage, clear his throat, say "eeeyup" and everyone applauds.

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Pretty weird show if you'd ask me. But who cares if it's weird, it was pretty funny!

    And i have an idea for the next show: use the diamond dogs to do some funny things (no sexual pun intended).

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Needs more Big macintosh. Definetly needs trixie. And something along the lines of a clerks parody.

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>656448

    Twilight: Marking stuff off a clipboard with a quill. "More Dr. Whooves and Derpy, check! Send the hidden camera crew to spy on some embarrassing romances, check! Possibly looking into awkward habits, check! Did you get all of that girls?"

    Apple Bloom: "Don't worry Twilight. We'll getcha covered."

    Scootaloo: "Thank you for the suggestions. We'll take care of everything."

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>656644

    Apple Bloom: "Ah'm sure Twilight an' Trixie'll luv ta have another duel. An' Big Mac needs ta get up on the stage an give a few words."

    Sweetie Belle: "Thank you for sharing your ideas! We'll see you next time!"

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>656710

    Scootaloo: "Heehee, we thought it was weird too, but so far the fanbase has loved it! Don't worry if you don't feel like you've got anything good yet. Save some for next time. We're sure you'll come up with some pretty clever ideas!"

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>656728

    Twilight: "Clerks parody, huh? I think we could arrange that! Thank you for the suggestions!"

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: I lost it at Rainbow Dash singing I'm sexy and I know it. This was hilarious and random and awesome, keep up the great work :pinkiehappy:

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>657452

    Twilight: "So glad you enjoyed the show! Make sure to let us know what we should do next time!" :twilightsmile:

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Gold mine! That's what this is! I had to see along with, 'I'm sexy and I know'. I love that song, but a lot of folks seem to hate it. As for suggestions. I can't think of any now, but I definitely want to see more Pinkie Pie in the near future. :pinkiehappy: She makes me happy (in my pants).

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>657644

    Pinkie Pie: "Well that's a funny place for me to make you happy! Do you have other places you are happy in!? Like maybe the bottom of your feet, or maybe in your shoulders! Anyways, thanks for sharing your feelings about the show! We love to hear feedback, so let us know when you get some fun ideas for all of us to try out!" :pinkiehappy:

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Can't breathe!!The RD dance segment was too much!:rainbowlaugh:

    #18 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>657998

    Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, keep laughing!"

    Twilight: "Don't worry about her. She's just sore about getting caught doing it. By the way, make sure to let us know what you'd like to see in future episodes, and I'll get them penned into our schedule."

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>658095

    Tell RD that she's not the only one here to have ever been humiliated.

    #20 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    #21 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I demand more of the Statler and Waldorf ponies. Those guys are awesome.

    And maybe some Princess Luna, too. Just... doing whatever it is Princess Luna thinks would entertain the masses.

    #22 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>658186

    Applejack: "Don't you worry none about her. She's jus' sore it got so much publicity!" Wink!

    #23 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>658719

    Luna: "YOU WANT US- 'cough' me for the Variety Show!? Oh happy day! Very well, WE SHALL DO OUR PART TO MAKE IT THE BEST SHOW EVER!"

    Mr. Waddle: "What?"

    Geri: "Whadja say?"

    Mr. Waddle: "I can't hear ya over all that shoutin'! Tell that young filly ta simmer down!"

    Geri: "Oh her, she's never happy."

    Mr. Waddle: "Why's that?"

    Gery: "She's always blue!"

    Both: "Dohohohohoho!"

    #24 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    please have some with Princess Celestia in it next time, I like it very mush if I didn't get a return trip to the Moon

    #25 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>659082

    Twilight: "Okay, more Celestia with no trips to the moon..." Writes down on clipboard. "Got it, and thank you for your request!" :twilightsmile:

    #26 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>658996

    RD IS sexy and I know it!

    #27 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>659758

    Rainbow Dash: "Yeah you know it! Hey wait, you're not that creep Wildfire are you!?"

    #28 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>659853

    Nope. I'm just an average human. :twilightsmile:

    #29 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Pretty good man. Can't wait for MOAR

    #30 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>660413

    Twilight: "Don't worry! The next show is already in production!"

    #31 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>659853 Fluttershy make sure you dont do anything horrible being...eugh...disturbing and I know disturbing is not your department but REGARDLESS! DONT DO ANYTHING DISTURBING!

    Physcoshy in the distance: Hey, hey, hey~

    *gulp* Dont look back, keep walking forward...

    #32 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>660440

    Fluttershy: "Oh my! I would never do anything disturbing... It would be too... disturbing for me..."

    Psychoshy: Whispers from behind her. "Oh, I'm sure you'd never do anything wrong ever... ha ha ha."

    #33 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 1d ago · 1 · ·
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    >>660542 DONT. LOOK. BACK. just walk forward and keep walking to the elevator. and I'll make sure the chainsaw wielding pyscho path doesn't-

    -Chainsaw revs up- STAY OUTTA MAH SHED!

    SCREW IT RUN!!!!

    #34 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>658095

    Hey Mane 6!I got a question for all of you.Are you all familiar with these guys?

    Rainbow Dash:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geNMz0J9TEQ

    Applejack:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgNBsCI4EA&feature=relmfu

    Twilight Sparkle:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NZDwZbyDus&feature=relmfu

    Rarity:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s&feature=relmfu

    Pinkie Pie:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHgZh4GV9G0&feature=relmfu

    Fluttershy:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc&feature=related

    If you all say no,then care to explain these?The list goes on and on.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxBUQBFdM8&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nutdor8O74&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MqKnrKeaXE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntFFDrFKU2g&feature=relmfu

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy6EwR8jyXQ&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZM0KQJCvOA

    PS:Hope it wasn't too much.:twilightsmile:

    #36 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>662425

    Spike: "I'm sure we can work something out!"

    Twilight: "Hold on there! You can't just arrange for it because you'd like it, Spike!"

    Spike: "Aww, why not Twilight!?"

    Twilight: Frowns.

    Spike: "Oh fine... We'll put it on the list..."

    Twilight: "That's better. Thank you for sharing your request."

    #37 · Chapter 1 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    "Well, it looks like we drove him off." Mr. Waddles stated.

    "Nah, couldn't be." His companion replied.

    "Why is that?"

    "I haven't had a driver's license in forty-six years!"

    "Dohohohohoho!"

    *gasps I know those gezzers :pinkiehappy: Starlter and Waldorf are ponies

    I want to see more of them

    P.S. great show:yay:

    #38 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Can't... breath... laughing... to hard.

    Genius! Just genius.

    So Spike, Rarity, and Twilight pretty much run the show, huh?

    #39 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>679833

    Good to hear! The more hospital visits I cause, the better! :rainbowlaugh:

    It's more that Twilight is acting manager, Spike does announcing and most of the narrating, Rarity does costumes, set design, and occasional stage performance. (Haven't really gotten her in a starring role yet.)

    Thank you for the feedback! Be sure to give your recommendations for future shows to the cast, so that we can bring more quality entertainment to you!

    #40 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>679861 Well I think we need some retaliation from Celestia.

    Love to see some kind of Sparity action, maybe a behind the scenes with the two of um. I can only Imagine Rarity trying to kill the changelings would be worse then Rainbow Dash, cause she's got magic and lots and lots of pointy needles.

    Finally a music video of some kind would be hilarious. I'm still laughing my ass off from Dash singing in the shower.

    #41 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>679889

    Twilight: "I'm sure Princess Celestia will have a very reasonable and well thought out response to the electorate challenge."

    Spike: "Yes! Finally somepony really wants to see Rarity and I getting some luv on!"

    Twilight: "Watch it, Casanova!"

    Apple Bloom: "We'd love ta put it in the schedule! Thanks fer the feedback!"

    #42 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>679915 Celestia is so sending someone to the moon.

    Happy to... feedback... yea let's go with that.

    #43 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    so this is like the muppet show or something and also i would like to big macintosh sing a song

    #44 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    YES! My idea for Big Mac's part was used! YES! :eeyup:

    I'm drawin a blank for anything new though :trixieshiftleft:

    #45 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    You should include a bit involving a huge amount of terrible puns

    #46 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>682032

    Spike: "Sorta, we definitely do lots of similar stuff! Oh, and thanks for the suggestion!" The little dragon slowly pens out your request on a note pad.

    #47 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>682686

    Big Mac: "Eeyup!"

    Apple Bloom: "Thanks ta you, mah big brother was a huge success! Thanks fer all the help!"

    #48 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>682985

    Applejack: "Wait, weren't we doin' that from the beginnin'?"

    Me: "Hey! My writing is pure genius!"

    Applejack: "Well aren't y'all just a legend in yer own mind!"

    Me: "...great... being talked down by a fictional character."

    Applejack: "Ya sure as sugar are!"

    #49 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Fluttershy, Y U So adorable? Even when potentially causing harm. :yay:

    Suggestions... think, think, think. You are tearing me apart, brain!

    #50 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>683802

    Fluttershy: "Um... I'm sorry for all the problems I caused... I really shouldn't drink caffeine..."

    Applejack: "It's okay, Fluttershy. We know ya didn' mean any harm."

    Spike: "Don't worry about the suggestions. Just comment to us if you do get any ideas!"

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