My Little Flash Fiction: Postmodernism is Magic

by aaaa_aaaa

Boone in Equestria [random] [trollfic]

It was a bright and sunny day in Equestria, and Craig Boone was just your average depressed brony, sniping peeps, watching episodes and all the stuff that self inserts do.

BUT THEN SOMETHING KNOCKED HIM UNCONCIOUS!!

Craigh woke up rapidly, confused and ANGRY!

"I am upset where am I? Is this equestria???" He asked.

And then he looked at his hoof and wing and horn

"I appear to be pegacorn!" (not alicorn because EqD said that alicorn OCs are for terrible human beings and gklue sniffers and i don't huff glue)

oh noes! A white thing appeared, and that white thing happened to be celestia!

Celestia said, "CRAIG YOU MUST DEFEAT THE GIFFON!"

VERY WELL, he said! BUT FIRST WE MUST HAVE THE SEX!

"OH MAIL2345 BOONE, YOU'RE SO HAWT. TAKE ME NOW"

and then they had sex!!!!!!

and then he was suddenly in giffon land and he got his sniper rifle out and with the courior, he killed all the giffons

BUT THEN THEY RELEASED F E V! HE WAS MUTATED WITH HORRIBLENESS AND THEN HE BECAME CUNCONIOUS AGAIN

he woke up!

and then he was a giffon~

Comments

[Poptard]

That story was so awesome that I had a braingasm Truly, an epic piece of literature.
Turns out, mine is the prompt that shall pierce the featured box!

[aaaa_aaaa]

Yea... Gonna have to put this on hiatus for my other, more serious work. Sorry.

Also someone downvoted this without even bothering to explain why

[Myrandall]

Nice twist at the end there. I rate this Ron Paul out of 666 stars.