FOUR PONIES & A TIME MACHINE
by SkelePone
WARNING: Excessive use of alcohol. Foul language. Some sexual activity and innuendos in later chapters. Not a clopfic, no explicit sex scenes. This is NOT a crossover. I have the firm belief that Time Turner is not the Doctor from Doctor Who. Sure, "the Doctor" can be his nickname, like in this story. But he's just an inventor and a time traveler. Doctor Who, Back To The Future, and The Time Machine references galore, but only references and nods.
BONUS MATERIAL BELOW!
THE CREW OF THE TROTIS
Dr. Time Turner. A genius and an inventor. He had successfully built a working time machine, dubbed the TROTIS, which is questionable in its operation.
Derpy Hooves. A klutz and a mailmare. She is hopelessly smitten with Time Turner, her best friend. She hopes to one day proclaim her love to him.
Roseluck. A flower pony and a fiery mare. She too is grasping for the affections of Time Turner. Or so she thinks, until something happens to change her mind.
Carnegie Porter. A drunkard and a brewer. We're not too sure what he's doing here. Pretty sure he doesn't know either. Did we mention he's drunk? Oh he's more than just drunk. He's absolutely wasted.
Together? They will transverse across time, space, and each other in an endearing quest into the unknown and back to their home. Ladies and gentlecolts, get ready for the carriage ride of your life.
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u]DJ-Pon3's recommended listening list:
Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (Carnegie Porter's Anthem and Main Theme)
Galantis - Runaway (U&I) (Alternate Theme)
The Beatles - Being For The Benefit of Mr. Kite (Drunk Carnegie Porter)
Virtual Riot - Mr. Mittens Groove (TROTIS Theme)
PON3 - Ponies (Manehattan Theme)
Galantis - Gold Dust (Porter and Roseluck Kiss)
Galantis - In My Head (Carnegie and Rose)
Virtual Riot - We're Not Alone (Doctor and Derpy Kiss)
Timmy Trumpet & Savage - Freaks (Porter & The Royal Guards Scene)
Klaypex - 1941 feat. Virian (At The Victory Ball)
Parov Stelar - The Mojo Radio Gang (Carnegie and Rose Dance)
Nero's Day At Disneyland - No Money Down Low Payments (Saying farewell to Starswirl)
Nero's Day At Disneyland - Child Protective Services Theme Song (The Illumarenati)
Omnticia - Yo! Ho! And A Bottle of Bass (Viking Warrior theme)
Galantis - You
Carnegie Porter is indeed an OC made for me and refined into a character BY me. Use of Carnegie Porter is permitted in other stories, but I must be credited as his owner in the description.
Also, if anyone feels like drawing any artwork, just send a sketch my way, via email (steampunk.the.earth.pony@gmail.com).
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"Carnegie Porter" by myself
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Carnegie Porter - "20% Drunker" drawn by myself (again)
I am writing OCs and ponsonas into the story as background characters. Characters used will be mentioned by name, and will be described vaguely or in detail, depending on the situation. Please, feel free to send me a message or leave a comment asking about this! OCs and background characters make great fillers!
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I really enjoy this story and look forward to seeing more.
Oh my God. This is amazing. I almost wanna kiss whoever wrote this.... even if they're a girl.
6361907 One, I'm a bloke. Two, thanks. Three, Carnegie Porter is a ponsona made for me by a friend. You sure you want to kiss Porter?
Ahhh, time travel binge drinking.
I can't possibly see any how this could go horribly and hilariously wrong.
Great story, i like the accent, and the I'm curious as to where (and when) this leads. Only one way to find out! *Finds nearest time travel machine*
6360728 You'd better. I just wrote 9 more chapters.
6362996 Still curious? Check out the other 11 chapters.
In the words of Carnegie Porter, whose name makes me of the Steel Emperor Andrew Carnegie out at sea drinking it up on a ship somewhere:
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Carnegie Porter is named after a popular Swedish brand of dark beer, and also after my favorite brand. Carnegie Porter is a kind of stout beer that is sweet and bitter at the same time (kind of like the character). It is also very likely to get you drunk (again, like the character is very likely to get drunk himself and presure others into having a good time).
This story is brilliant, I can't wait for you to write more chapters!
6398042 Chapter 21 is coming soon!
Running out of ideas is the best inspiration!
6401938 Oh yes. Definitely. And Star Chaser appears in Chapter 24.
That was great! I'm glad the character was more cañon fodder for the others to get away and is most likely dead now, just as it should be. The interactions between Derpy were quite fun too. Keep up the good work sir
6402520 Thanks! You'll be happy to find out that he played a more vital role than I had originally planned. I hope you keep enjoying Four Ponies!
6362019 yes.
6434920 That is perfectly okay and I will not judge.
Awwwww yeah!
Bippity boop
DRUNK SCIENCE!!!!!