Shag..? Oh Crowley behave.

Also, I feel like a special snowflake.

Teehee.

NEW CROWLEY FIC. OMG ORGASMIC!

shag? ohohohohohohohoho~

Oh yes! I can't wait to read this!

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*goes to bed, have dreams of reading this*

I must read this later! MY WAIFU! TRIXIE! I'mma go calm down first, then read this as soon as I'm able.

Yes!!! Another crowley story!!!!!

A teen rated Crowley story? I'm genuinely surprised.

YAY

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swag

>>879810879810 He made it teen so he could submit it to EQD

>There isn’t a single do-gooder nor royal guard to be seen, except for a single stallion strutting around with a stuffed saddlebag

I suggest changing the second "single" to something like "lone"

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An new Crowley fic? Well then it should be fantastic!

Welp, let the shit hit the fan. Messier Crowley just opened the gates of proverbial hell (a.e: all the fans flocking to faun over him and polish his shoes). Btw, it was a good fic.

“Unfortunately, those punishments can only be sentenced upon murder-criminals and suchlike. If we took away his horn or threw him in an enchanted cell, it would be a breach of his rights as a prisoner, since he’s only committed minor crimes like burglary and mugging.”

The "you" in this seems to like IRL trolling

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Enjoy some Good music while you read.

A little music to accompany this fic:

Really awesome job Crowley.

Edit: Oops, I meant for this comment to be at the end. Oh well.

First, Kody's stroy Scorched you were a thief, now in this, you're a thief again...

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I smell something fishy...

>but It was fun to see the look on the guard’s face

Capital I?

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>You’ve only been with her for about an hour

[link]

Trixie! How dare you threaten to throw me out a window!

-SoI

You are a magnificent, filthy bastard, Crowley.

HELL YEAH THE TRixiE FIC!!!!!

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Yes! Crowley fic!

*Teen*

No! Not my Crowley fic!

>>879908879908 What about the Fluttershy shipfic of Crowley's? It was for everyone. (Or was that teen, too?)

>>879886879886

Allow me. I believe Mr. Crowley had been working on this tale long before I created mine. Even then, I would bear no ill-will towards the man otherwise. He was one of the writers who inspired me to begin my journey into the realm of writing.

>he will only have limited time to escape

>She only returns an impressed smirk

[link]

>you unlock the first padlock almost as soon as she snapped it onto you

I sense a disturbance in the [strike]force[/strike]tenses

>at the stage thirty feet (may as well be a mile) below you

IMPERIAL

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Another impressive read.  Good show.

Hey, hey you, yeah you, Crowley.......

Make a mature version of this. Please?

For us?

I literally SQUEE'D when I saw this in my update corner!  

Too late for me to read now....but I shall read this and love it tomorrow!

>“Oh?” it seems Trixie’s been dipping into the profits again

I'm not sure if "it" should have a capital I

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>>879815879815

Oh...my...

Wooo new Crowley fic

This story is totally GREAT AND POWERFUL

But, about the Whipcat guy...

...how do you punch someone so hard that they get a broken snout and 2 black eyes just from one punch?

>>877565877565 Your name is absolutely stellar.

Anyway... Time to get to the Crowley fic.

Got mah milk, donuts, pillow, and tissue box all set. (The tissues are not for what you think they are )

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Dis gon be guud

>>879919879919

But that was Fluttershy.

Fluttershy!

It was acceptable.

...Why isn't there any happy fluttershy emoticons? srsly!

>>880009880009 There's also Derpy in the Teen rating (acceptable for you, I bet) and Nightmare Moon is in the Teen rating as well. Badass shipping fics need not be Mature.

>>880037880037

New Crowley fic?

SQUEE!!!! :D MY MASTER HAS DELIVERED!!!

I found this to be quite a cute story. I like imagining myself as a rogue-like stallion that can pick locks in seconds.

Dat last line....MY FUCKING SIDES!!!

>>879886879886 I don't think it matters, I love both authors!!!

>>879933879933

You forgot magic fetishes! And damn it, I'd slay three legions of war-devils for writing talent like you've got...

Nice work. Stay awesome Crowley, stay awesome.

Concilium valet.

oh fuck

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... Why didn't he just become a locksmith?

it is currently 11:47 PM where I reside, and have completed reading this amazing story. I have to get up at 4:30 AM. Crowley I can not sleep when there is a story of yours unread.

>>880113880113

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>>879978879978 No, he's fine... I think?

>>880140880140 Good fucking question...

>>880205880205

Yay, fetish upgrade!  Now I can increase their stats.

>Sticky tables are a sign of a good pub. It shows the guys at this table before us had a fun time

So they had fun and got the tables sticky?

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>That you’ve only robbed stallions

>she’s only cursing herself and her arrogance

[link]

>There was an Ursa Major there and everything

It was an ursa minor, Trixie

>>880207880207 It looks out of place because every other instance of a word after a closing quotation mark has a capital letter

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>>880244880244 Ah don' foockin' *hiccup* Know mate... Bhut ahm gon'na need ta lean on yer... Whoooaa... Urk.

Great story. I think I've run out of things to say about your fics. You have an escape artist character who picks locks old school. Let's pray that he doesn't attempt anything involving a coffin in the desert. That's how Houdini died. I like to think that these fics are some of the more intelligent fics written. Last I liked the story's theme of guilt placement and redemption.  

“So you can afford an ice pack for your face?” you ask coolly.

“Hm? Why in Equestria would I want-?”

^ Wow he's like the 8th dwarf: Sleazy. I love that he's the perfect mixture of extremely stupid(Forest Gump level stupid) and sleazy. The odd thing was that for 80% of the fic, he didn't come off that way. He has just committed insurance fraud and told someone about his plan and given examples of hard evidence to support that court case. Whipchat just screwed himself and top it all off he has a concussion, a broken nose and two black eyes.

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Whipchat is like this guy on the douche scale, only he isn't as cool.

Peace Out.

Uh-oh... When there's water involved in a Crowely fic... You know that sex is nearby. God... I feel conditioned!

I see a pool, and I instantly think about pony-sex.

>>879924879924 I was just joking around, no disrespect.

This story is really good! Keep it up Crowley!

Damn you Crowley!!! *shakes hoof in the air in anger*. But seriusly awesome story man

What you dont know is they have all rdy banged

Eh... I liked it. It was a good romance fic, and not all of them need sex... I miss the sex though

>>879998879998 Rage with a side of revenge.

Am i the only idiot who: never knows the creator or their work, puts a comment on, and likes it because they're too lazy to read the fanfic? because if i'm not, you've just became my best friend

Tank...?

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Now that's a beauty >.>

Oh god how did I not notice this came out earlier?!? IT IS TIME TO READ IT IN ONE SITTING.

>>880225880225 I swear you stalk Crowley so that you can correct his mistakes >.> But you also take my chance to correct him as well

Just kidding! ... Mostly

This is good

>>880723880723

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>>880771880771

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>>880308880308 Waitadarnminute...

First it was Twilight... Unicorn and underwater...

Then this... with Trixie... wait... should I include the scene with RD in Las Pegasus?

The sooner she can breathe With a new wave of determination

1. No need to capitalise.

Haha! Take that portalz! I found one... Boy am I pitiful

Crowley, Crowley, Crowley, Crowley... Y u do this to us?!

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ALL them fetishes...

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Calm down, Crowley has better grammar than I do. :P

I believe he deserves some recognition for his efforts...

All of my base belong to Trixie now...

Well shit, Looks like Trixie...

*puts on sunglasses*

Has done her last trick...

YYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>880890880890

Naw, I just forgot to put a full stop there... Fix'd.

>>879886879886

I think I remember that "Scorched" fic... the thing is, that was released in June. If you've been following my blog, I've had the concept of Love-locked and Breathless on the cards since early February.

>>879933879933

I use the imperial scale because that's the scale I've heard the ponies talk in. ("I spy... an eight foot candy cane!" Twilight, Hearth's Warming Eve.)

>>880140880140

Because that would just involve him making them, not using his talents to undo them. It would be the equivalent of Trixie working in a factory that makes magical props rather than being an actual magician, or Fluttershy being an animal farmer rather than an animal carer. It's close, but it's not what you'd want.

>>880225880225

Sticky Tables = good pub. I learned that trick myself! :P Some sage advice for all of you out there.

Also, Trixie wouldn't admit it's an Ursa Minor to somepony she's trying to impress, would she? The joke there is that we all know she's embellishing the truth exept for the Scondrel...

>>880308880308

>>880827880827

No idea what you're talking about... And I'm certainly not gonna come up with an excuse to put each pony underwater (or at the very least, give them a wet mane) in every teen-or-above fic from now on. *cough*

I read a story by this amazing author quite a while back, without knowing who he was. Then, I found another and enjoyed it. Now, I have more fetishes than the moon hath craters or the world hath insects. Thank you Crowley, for satisfying the urges you created inside me. Amazing story, keep it up!

>>881334881334 Like I said, I was just joking, I sowwy...

>>881386881386

Ah... I see the flaw in my argument. Very good story Mr. Crowley. I give you 1 Trixie out of 1, becuase there can only be on Great and Powerful Trixie.

what a great, powerful story.

>>881334881334 Ohoho, this is gonna be another great read as always,  Crowley.

>>881334881334 Time to read it all in one sitting, at two in the morning.

Woohoo, loved the story, and it kept me up for an hour reading it! (It's 3 AM, but worth it!)

Boom, headshot. *Music begins to play*

And I say again, Boom headshot!

>>881895881895

Oh my god that guy keeps shooting people!

>>879886879886

Haha I was thinking the same but oh well.

I absolutely LOVED Scorched though. We'll see if this can take It's place as my favorite fic

Oh you troll. Getting me all worked up.

"Great and Powerful Fetishes"?!

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Kidding a little... nobody can make them great and powerful, just inflated and self-absorbed.

Oh god I'm so tensed!

Goddammit, Crowley, now I have to take time out of my schedule to read this.

Not that that's a bad thing.

Love you Crowley.

Just finished reading the last half of this. As always, Crowley, you make me feel like a hero.

>>880064880064 I apologize, did I just blow your mind with that statement?

As always, excellent work Crowley.

What I love most this time around is the simple character you build around everything.  Whipchat is a magnificent jerk, quite typical of his sort of character, and the 2nd-person character is wonderfully witty and entertaining throughout.  In fact, I would've been fine if this story had been done in 1st-person!  I still would've loved it for how entertaining the main character is this time around!

I like how the character took the front seat this time around.  It offers a different look this time around.  

All of my yes.

I'm likin' this thief character.

New Crowley story? My reaction when i first saw that he posted a new story:

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Awesome as always. Thanks Crowley, I always love reading your stories.