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Sarcasm off the Port Bow


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During a routine battle in Teufort, a mishap with Engie's teleporter sends RED into a land of small talking horses. When a team of crazy, violent mercenaries is transported into a peaceful land of talking horses with magical powers, what could possibly go wrong?

One word...CHAOS!

Team Fortress 2/MLP crossover in case you didn't know.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 39 )

The whole black hole thing was REALLY good. First Mr: Breen's office, then a cave inside minecraft, then the Time Lord's Tardis. And it didnt feel forced at all. Nice job.

I demand moar. This is simply perfect!

This looks extremely interesting, and the word count is simply irresistable. Will read later!

Interesting predicament :trixieshiftleft:

Soldier is just jealous of German engineering

*strokes Wunderwaffe DG-2*

I'm guessing engi was whistling big iron.


Great story so far. Can't wait for more.

Comment posted by Heartless deleted Dec 23rd, 2012

Wow! This... I like! I thought TF2+MLP would be a horrifying gore fest, but no! And I can see why scout doesn't want cupcakes too! :pinkiecrazy:

Everyone, reread the chapter, and pay close attention to when the chapter talks about the Pyro.

1843176 Merry Christmas? More like Merry Critsmas.

This is one of the best tf2 crossovers since Waking Nightmares. Keep it up!!(Cuz Nightmares hasn't been updated in forever!!)

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:derpyderp1:
that is like one of my favorite fanfics evar that means so much to me
Ahem. Sorry, fanboyed out there for a little bit.

That bit with the Demoman's afro and the 1960's joke, I was almost choking with laughter.:rainbowlaugh:

This is simply amazing. I love your flow, too, and the way you make the characters and how they speak. Awesome!

Hold on, I keep spazzing out in laughter whenever a reference is made.

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Correct. I do so love Fallout.
I think Fallout Equestria is kinda stupid, though.

Well, this is a good crossover if I do say so myself!

er my gerd rainbow dash and scout :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

1849083 Too Bad Demo's fro is getting retired, got myself a Batter's Helm for trade though

augh, i love this fic, it breaks me to see it hasn't been updated for this long. did it die?

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No, chapters just take really long to type up. Life and all.

2010390 well, seeing the wordcount, i understand. but not accept. good fic, keep up the good work, and don't be afraid to update more often, as long as chapters are 1.5k or longer, would keep paranoid pyros like myself from thinking it died.:twilightblush:

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Pyros aren't paranoid.

What do they have to be paranoid about when their world is so full of sunshine and rainbows as it is?

2010594 paranoid as seen from our world.:pinkiecrazy: loving and sprinkle giving to baby spies in their vision.:pinkiehappy:

2010594 but it seems my explaining wasn't enough at all. there are many pyro loadouts, the most effective if used right would be degreaser/reserve shooter/axetinguisher. then there is "helping/paranoid" loadout which consists of flamethrower/shotgun/homewrecker-neon annihilator. this one is built so that you can remove sappers, blast explosives away, and still do decent damage with the flamethrower, as it does not give any buffs/debuffs to ammo spent or damage dealt. if this were not enough, there is the "paranoid" pyro mindset. that guy´s walking backwards? spy! that guy is not shooting? spy! that medic carries the syringe gun? spy! lagged scout? no, spy! that guy too close to engie's nest? spy! and so on. many people act like this in a map's last cp, "wasting" ammo to protect it. very effective, but not perfect. anyway, great story icon, goes with the story!

TL;DR: read it. i cant find a way to put this in few words.

God dammit. Not another discord battle!

Edit: one guy is STOOPID for disliking this story.

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What if it's the author. I know of a few authors on this sight that Put a dislike on their story. Either for luck, or because they know how imperfect it is and the errors haunt them and the only way to make the nightmares go away is to dislike your own story!

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Good point, I once accidentally liked my own story so I changed it to a dislike.

Haha, awesome!! I didn't expect Discord to come in!

Jeez, never throw sniper a suprise party. Oh wait, discord awoken, the Mercs away from their weapons except for one... Lets see how discord deals with a jar of piss...

4862751 do you think he will act like merrasmus in tf2?

An orange stallion with an underbite and three carrot cakes decorating his flank galloped up to the counter, a panicked look on his face. "Honeybunch, there's a strange pony in a full-body suit sleeping in our oven!"
The Engineer climbed over the counter. "Ah got this…pardon me, sir." A few minutes later, he returned with a groggy Pyro, who was rubbing its eyes and making some sort of noise that could be interpreted as yawning through a gas mask. "An' that's Pyro, by the by. Sorry about yer oven, sir…Pyro likes fire." A beat as the friends climbed back over the counter. "A lot. Suit's fireproof, Pyro'll be fine."

she some how acts like a dragon.. huh..

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THEY haven’t been my online since 2013

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