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Carrot Top is baking some muffins but she needs some last minute ingredients so she can finish the final touches on her muffins. Since she doesn't want to leave Derpy Hooves alone, she recruits the help of Lyra and Bon-Bon to keep her at Bay. Will they be able to prevent Derpy from eating the muffins? Or will Derpy have the last laugh?

First Published
23rd Nov 2011
Last Modified
5th Feb 2012
#1 · 157w, 6d ago · · ·

Let me be you Muffin King Derpy!:heart::derpytongue2:

#2 · 156w, 10h ago · · ·

You broke Derpy!!!! How dare you:derpytongue2:

#3 · 153w, 16h ago · 1 · ·

Oh Derpy, your so insidiously smart :derpytongue2:

#4 · 152w, 3d ago · · ·

Dexter's Lab FTW!:derpytongue2:

#5 · 152w, 3d ago · · ·

I haven't read it yet but the first line confuses me i thought Carrot Top was an earth pony.

#6 · 152w, 3d ago · · ·

>>86606

Don mind that comment im being an stupid head and misunderstood the context of the sentence.

#7 · 152w, 3d ago · · ·

BY THE HAND OF MUFFENETA DERPY.SHALL.HAVE.THOSE MUFFINS!!!!! :flutterrage:

#8 · 152w, 3d ago · · ·

oh i forgot the :derpytongue2:

#9 · 152w, 3d ago · · ·

Must. Nom. Delicious. Muffins! :derpytongue2:

#10 · 151w, 4d ago · · ·

its certainly got the humor

#11 · 141w, 6d ago · · ·

>>86492 I knew this plot seemed familiar.

#12 · 141w, 6d ago · · ·

well this has a fan drawing

#13 · 141w, 6d ago · · ·

Tracking this so i remember to read it

:derpytongue2:

#15 · 141w, 5d ago · · ·

Oh.......my!

#16 · 141w, 2d ago · · ·

Loved it! Evil genius Derpy is best Derpy:derpytongue2:

#17 · 140w, 5d ago · · ·

Nicely done, congratulations. Mischievous Derpy is best Derpy. :pinkiehappy:

#18 · 136w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh, wow... that line about being eaten alive... This is truly hilarious, and a fascinating read. Have a like, a fave, and some moustaches.

:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

#19 · 97w, 4d ago · · ·

This was so funny!!!!

#20 · 91w, 9h ago · · ·

I love it! It's so funny you deserve some of me XD

:derpyderp1: :derpyderp2: :derpytongue2:

This story is a :scootangel:

#21 · 91w, 9h ago · · ·

Muahahahahaha I am your father Lyra!

:derpytongue2:

#22 · 81w, 1d ago · · ·

Here is my plan to kill the entire world with derpy:

(Viewer discretion advised.  Reason:  Cuteness content of video can cause death)

#23 · 78w, 5d ago · · ·

Not to nitpick or anything, but where was Dinky? Summer camp?

#24 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2620831

Yea, she wasn't there during the story but in my headcanon, she lives with Derpy and Carrot Top also. :pinkiehappy:

#25 · 30w, 2d ago · · ·

Deviously brilliant. Bravo

#26 · 14w, 5d ago · · ·

For that you get one thousand derpies!

#27 · 14w, 5d ago · · ·

>>4853553 Sorry I couldn't do it, the character limit was blown!

#29 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·

I like the story that you made. How did you come up with it?

#30 · 6w, 4d ago · · ·

So it was all according to plan... :derpytongue2:

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