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No One and Nobody


Just a brother and sister writing some fun stories.

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Batman has a lot of problems, dead parents, late nights. But his biggest problem has to be the amount of nutcases he's locked up.
Then one day he receives a mysterious box in the mail containing a powerful weapon against the forces of evil.
Ponies.

Now with a sequel To Cure Insanity Please Insert MORE Ponies.

This story takes place in the animated series version of Batman.
I'm planning a little bit of some scary stuff in a later chapter but nothing worth a dark/gore/teen tag. Even though this is with Batman's enemies I will keep it fun and family-friendly.
I'll take any feedback so long as it's constructive and clean. My little sister will read these comments as well.

Now with a complete Audio version online:
Chapters 1-2 right here!
Chapters 3-4 right here!
Chapters 5-6 right here!
Chapters 7-8 right here!

Chapters (8)
Comments ( 82 )

:pinkiehappy::twilightsmile::yay::raritystarry::pinkiesmile: thats all i can use to discribe this

... Okay. You have my attention.

cant wait to see how pinkie and the joker get along

Its so hard to comment on a story this perfect so here's this :heart::pinkiehappy::rainbowwild::scootangel::raritystarry::twilightsmile::yay::twilightsmile::raritywink::derpytongue2:

Err... seems like there's still quite a few loose ends to wrap up here. Certainly enough for the story to not be "Complete". Unless, of course, you're planning on making a sequel, which seems rather pointless with so few chapters on this story.

All of these are simply marvellous!:pinkiehappy:

Just wow. :yay::pinkiehappy::raritystarry::ajsmug::twilightsmile::rainbowkiss:
Minor complaint: Joker's scene felt like it should have been longer. Other than that, you wrote an awesometasticly amazing story. Well done!:heart:

Ohhhhh, but Paranoia is Batsy's bread and butter.

well things are looking better Who knows if this keeps up will we see this unusual equine therapy spreading to Metropolis I wonder

Pinkie out-crazying Joker? ohhh geez.

im just saying mentally "wut" in my mind for the cover art..

I'm almost afraid to think what pinkie did to the joker the was actually crying I'm scared now.

it feels like you pulled part of a previous chapter into this one. the cave being brighter, for one... that's a repeat.

6269224 Sorry if I have confused you. When I wrote this story it was the first one I'd written alone. I didn't want to go overboard so I wrote something a little like a long joke. However after I read some of the comments I looked back and realized that I did rush through some things I could have made really interesting (The Joker and Pinkie for example). So I went back and started adding more in between Chapter 4 and the end. I am keeping some of the original stuff though, such as the ending part with the doctor and the part you noticed. However I am adding much more depth to the Joker and putting in a slightly funnier ending to the whole story.
I'll be posting the last chapter tomorrow.

Silly silly Batman... you really think your going to "punish" Clark by sending him Sunbutt? Someone he likely can totally relate to in terms of having overwhelming power and responsibility and is the embodiment of the very thing that gives him power? Superman is for lack of a better term, super well adjusted Celly is someone he can relate to on even terms, he'll LOVE you for this.

Me when I first clicked on this: hmm, this looks like it would be ridiculous
Me after 5 minutes of reading: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Me after 10 minutes of reading: huh.....it's not so bad
Me after 2 chapters: I hate you and myself. (Hits favorite button)

6272081 Yes! That is probably why I am not going to be writing a sequel to this. Batman has problems. Superman... Not so much. The only thing I could really come up with was teaching Lex the magic of friendship, or Pinkie beating him at chess. Either way Supe's not going to learn much from old Sunbutt.

now that's the Joker we know!

and Celly! bad cake-stealer

6272223 It's not that Supes has friendship problems, he has control problems

and honestly, giving Celestia to Clark basically gives him a power boost. solar radiation and all that.

and Luthor won't accept friendship, only subjugation and absolute power. sooo... Sombra or Tirek?

6272145
i just wanted a batman story


sooo we got fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun and dat yyyyyyaaaaayyyyy

Great story. Definitely worth a 'thumbs up'.

Hmm.....going good so far.

Is there going to be a sequel?
Please please say yes! :applecry::fluttercry::fluttershysad:

This. Is. FABULOUS.
Tell your sibling Scarlet says hi! For no reason!
I don't know them, but I want to say hi. And give them a huggle~ (that's a hug mixed with a cuddle and a pug!)

I must... Give you a big massive hug in the name of Fluttershy.:trollestia::yay:
Thank you! You have no idea how long I've been looking for this! I love you!media1.giphy.com/media/ZOln4JxCoZay4/200_s.gif

Derpy! Tree Hugger!
I must squee!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I'm going to follow you... and I will read your updates...:pinkiecrazy: and I will love them...

The Pinkie part... this should be interesting.....:pinkiecrazy::pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy:
And Pinkamena has made an appearance... Neat.

My heart is literally pounding against my chest in anticipation. This is fabulous.

:moustache:Pyroland?! HOLY SDLKNC:KLXMNBVJBFHJAGYFBNKSYCGJBOANXBJKWNDYBSCNKWDBNL"SKCJ
:heart::raritywink::derpytongue2
ALL THE LOVE AND AFFECTION!!!

“This is just the first step,” whispered Pinkie in his ear, “Tomorrow night I’m thinking of bringing butterflies and maybe even some singing flowers.”

Rainbow Dash's Nightmare!!!

What would be next flying cats leaving rainbow trails?

I made a nyan cat pillow once. It was shaped like a pop tart with legs, a tail, and the head of a cat. It beeped out the Nyan cat tune with random lights turning on and off. Want to use that? It'd be hilarious.
(Finishes chapter)
What. JOKER. I WILL FIND YOU IF YOU MESS THIS UP.

“Go narrate somewhere else. This part of the story isn’t going to be G-rated.”

YES MA'AM! RIGHT AWAY MA'AM!!! please don't hurt me...


So... Joker's sane again.
I don't want to know what the actual *PONY SWEARING* happened in Joker's head. I really don't want to know. But at the same time, I kinda do. BUT I DON'T!!!

SLFCM"OSUNOSICH:S
THANK YOU!! OH MYSFONSCOCISCMSCOS I LOVE THIS FIC!!

Sorry... for my over-the-top behavior.... I'm kinda.... feminine no-no topic stuff.... Sorry.
6412672 WE NEED A SEQUEL
6275896 SEQUEL!! WE NEED A SEQUEL!!! Btw, hi!
6272223 Then continue with our old friends! I need to see Hatter, tho...

6581852 He said he might not have time for one.

6581859 But he also told me that he's making a voice-over of the fanfic and will send me the link when it's done!
I count that as a sequel!

LOVED IT! Great story and very well written.

Loved how you handled this story! I honestly didn't think it would be possible to reform the Joker but boy udid you prove me wrong! I absolutely loved this fic and will be looking forward to more of the stories you two create in the future! I especially loved the concept the fic was built around and hope to see more of it one day!

7069377 Thanks. Plus I've been giving a little more thought to the whole Superman crossover business. I'm not saying I'm going to do it. But I'm considering it.

I think that a Superman crossover would be just awesome:pinkiehappy:

“What’s going on here?” said Croc, backing up to the wall, “What do you want?”
The toy cocked its head adorably to one side and said gently, “To be friends?”

His fate is sealed. :pinkiecrazy:

“Hi, I’m Pinkie Pie and you’re crazy. The rest of the people here have problems but you, you’re really crazy, and none of the sane people here can help you. You’ve got a nice big smile on the outside, but on the inside you’re all frowny. That’s why I’m here. I figure the only way to cure you is to… outcrazy you. I’m going to drive you sane. Now let’s turn that big frown upside-down.”

Joker Vs. Pinkie/Pinkamena, this will be fun. :pinkiecrazy:

Joker sat bolt upright in bed and looked towards the door to see the pink pony standing there a huge smile on her face and a small, metal top spinning in front of her.

Nice inception reference too. :derpytongue2:

Why help me? Why help them? What do you get out of all this?”
“Friendship.”
“Is that your answer to everything?”

Actually... YES... :trollestia:

The figure launched himself from the building with his usual flamboyance and flew off towards Wayne Manor red cape flapping in the wind.
“Good luck,” said Batman under his breath, trying to hold back a smile, “You’ll need it.” 

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
Awesome story, great work, hope there is a sequel!
:pinkiehappy:

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