IT BEGINS

Oh lord. Do I even dare read this?

"Meanwhile Bill O’Reilly arrives at an expensive Italian restaurant in a limo that costs more than your life"

Best sentence ever

I. Love. you.

Human plus Shipping...

The world is about to explode.

Bill has written yet another fic I see, I remember his Jesus in ponyville one from when I first joined

Anyone who gives this a thumbs-down doesn't understand exactly what it is that Bill O'Reilly does here.

You're doing the Flying Spaghetti Monster's work, Bill.

>>637569637569

I WANT TO BELIEEEEEVE!

>>637548637548

Verily, that is one of Mr. O'Reilly's finest works, if I may be so bold as to put forth my own opinion.

Yes.

this is god-tier

A story made by the same person who wrote The Fart?

I gotta see this...

... me gusta...

Ah, Bill. Finest troll on Fimfiction. You deserve a Derp

>>637499637499

Image: http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/y/e/yesmemeplz.png

This fic...this fic...it's...well...it's, uh...

I have no suitable reaction image, so here is some canned bread:

Image: http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/I+_22f204d5edeb8276ffdef03c8471d5ed.jpg

I love you. I love you so much.

>>637706637706

YOU PROMISED ME BREAD! YOU LYING MOTHERBUCKER!

The ending was the best part! XD

As you pull out of the parking lot you turn your radio on. You taste in music is almost as bad as Rick Perry at debating. You listing to Dub Step as loud as your stock stereo can go and turn up the base with out adjusting the treble like an asshole. Your truck vibrates the parking lot. It sounds like your truck is about to fall apart as the booming base vibrates the cheap plastic panels in the interior. You think it makes you look cool so you roll all your windows down so people can see your nasty acne ridden face. The simple drum loop and obnoxious computer generated noises is easy for your simple mind to comprehend so it soothes your anger. Everybody in traffic around you hates you.

And that's why everyone must listen to jazz.

>>637728637728

Image: http://www.fowlblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/66491.jpg

Better ?

oh god, i fucking died reading this. i have NEVER laughed so hard while reading a fanfic. tears in my eyes i was laughing so hard

This is just plain brilliant. The guy is a fanfic version of Colbert. You thumbs down ppl suck.

My face after reading:

Image: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110320202744/mlpfanart/images/2/22/Ponk_Carly_H.jpg

This would be an easy fave from me if it didn't have such sloppy grammar. Tsk tsk. Clean it up first and then we'll talk, Bill O'Reilly.

Why is Bill O'Reilly writing a MLP fanfic?

Why am I extremely ok with this?

>>637949637949

You must be new here.

I know that I've commented waaaay to many times here, but it's Bill O' Reilly so...

Image: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/206/318/fpolice.gif

"you discover that the word “hoof” can also be a verb."

This story is AWESOMELY funny.  I laughed until I pissed myself.  Excellent job.  The Rick Perry joke was a surprise.  And the meta of the story by Bill O'Reilly is just magic.  I could hear his voice narrating the whole thing.

I didn't even fucking laugh. Have a thumb, but my face after reading:

Image: https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSFUXP1EDWM8MREmFv5xhGnJCM8r96j7QW8usUrdy9tVPfklzJG

In the center is a black Knight chess piece

“Have Tuba Will Travel

Wire Pinkie Pie, Ponyville”

I love you. (in a completely nonsexual way)

It's not possible for me to have any words.

that's Bill O'reilly for ya XD

this brony just blew his crusty load all over the keyboard.

Other than that, dafuq did I  just read?

I'm also going to assume Keith Olbermann did something stupid...?

Beautiful.

Image: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/14/129157477066831452.gif

Just Beautiful.

Bill O'Reily... I... you know what? Fuck you.

You fucked up my religion, my music, and... well, that's it, but that's far too much. Seriously. I genuinely hate you.

Then why do I love you so much?

Fuck you.

I kinda think we should collectively ban you, but nobody would agree with me. I'm all alone here, except for my thousands of trackers and hundreds of watchers. And wife.

That's right, wife. Fuck you.

Image: http://files.sharenator.com/fuck_you_u_fuckin_fuck_350_Outrageous_Why_Because_FU_Images-s350x350-204053-580.gif

inb4 featured.

What did I read? And why did I enjoy reading it?

Explain, author, explain!

Read the title

Thought my brain imploded.

This fic. You can't explain that.

Everyone says this is funny, but i'm from California so I cant read it safely

i laughed my ass off about how the human has jerked it to ponies befor and thats how he recognized equestria good shit man this was hilarious

This was hilarious.

Suddenly, Poultron's recent rage over HiE stories makes perfect sense

Just then Rainbow dash sweeps Twilight off her hooves and they begin to make out and they totally do it. I won’t go into detail but it involved Twilight's horn a tube sock and a Ducati 1098 motorcycle.

Image: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/210/119/+_2acc5a8841f8752904d37f90a8014829.png

The guy in this reminds me of the main characters in 90% of HiE stories.  I love your work Bill O'Reilly, I still don't watch your show though.

There is one mistake in this story I spotted.  You said he was driving a Toyota Tacoma and in another line it says something about him driving a big truck.  Come on Bill you're a republican you should know better than this.  

mmm... Hostile 2nd person tone...

Good job, Bill O'Reilly...good job...

I'm a Republican, and I endorse this fan-fic.

I would like to read this again, but I died from laughter the first time I read it

Hey look, Bill O' Reilly actually created something with substance...even if it's vulgar humor.

What the hell did I just read?! O_o

"No, you're not like a brain tumor. You... You hurt my ideas."

This quote describes lots of things perfectly. Take a guess as to why I mentioned this.

This is great. Thank you thank you thank you, Bill.

FUCK MY BITCH BASED O'REILLY!

Thumbs up for the Bloodhound Gang reference.

O'Reilly made another story?

Image: http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g388/nghia_vn/Meme/AwwYeah.png

This is probably your best one yet. Well done good sir, well done.

>>638302638302 I second this!

oh come on it was better than some colbert episodes. Just accept the fact you love satire in all forms

Daring, when you're right you're very right.

We need more men like you on the field, Bill

SO

AMAZING

Yo... I attempted to read this. For, uh... practice. Yeah.

Anyway, if anyone's interested:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js3RaJjSaKU

....................

I haven't even read this and it's already going in my favorites.

I feel like a better person having read this. Thank you, Bill O'Reilly.

yep. story of my life right there.

>>638010638010 I think it's from I Hope You Die by The Bloodhound Gang.

"I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,

And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,

And whatever happens next is all a blur,

But you remember "fist" can be a verb,"

That was rather depressing

But funny!

dafuq did i just read?

Good, nonetheless.

Bill O'Reilly is the best writer the world will ever know. He should win a Nobel prize for awesome writing.

This message has been brought to you by: Some Guy Who Was Paid Off By Bill To Say This.

GREATEST. STORY. EEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

Bill O'Reilly writes My Little Pony fanfiction.

You can't explain that.

This is the greatest thing to ever be conceived.