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Dear Tia,

You're probably wondering where I am, and where I've been all this time. You may have spoke with that human, and he may have told you that I am no longer in Hell. This is quite true. Hell, as it turns out, is a kind of "gateway dimension": it is connected to countless other dimensions, including Equestria and wherever that grim fellow came from. I found myself in one of these dimensions, and, wouldn't you know it, there are humans here, too, although I doubt it's the same dimension that marine is from. Anyway, I blended in, and managed to get to a decent spot in power.

Now, you're probably wondering, "What does any of this have to do with me, or any of Equestria?" Oh, Celestia, you never change. Back to the point, I sent this letter because I wanted to let you know that I might be coming back soon, and I got a brand new kind of chaos to unleash. When will I come back? I won't say. Wouldn't want to spoil the fun, now, would we?

See you soon,

Discord

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Discord smiled, and sent off the letter to Equestria. He had indeed blended into this new world, managing to start up a multimillion dollar company, with some assistance from his magic. The humans did have some strange ways of running things, but Discord quickly adapted. Still, this business was a bit too orderly for him. Thankfully, he found out a way to make some chaos, while still blending in with the humans none the wiser.

A contest. Discord knew that even the smallest of competitions can generate large amounts of chaos. His line of thinking figured that, if a small contest can make a lot of chaos, then a huge contest can make even more. He wanted to put this plan to action as soon as possible, making this the first year of it; he decided on yearly contests, both to not draw unneeded attention to himself, and to get the full amount of chaos possible. He'd need a few years to practice with the idea before it was fit for Equestria, so he figured he would bide his time.

The phone on his desk beeped, and he pressed the speaker button.

"Sir, the contestants are ready."

"Thank you." Even if it was a bit narcissistic, Discord loved the sound of his new voice. It was almost completely different from his other one, but he changed it on the off chance that someone could recognize it; better safe than sorry. Besides, it seemed to match his new look.

Switching his PA speaker to a channel for just this occasion, he spoke the words that would kick start his plan.

"Greetings, drivers. I am Calypso, and I thank you for joining the first annual Twisted Metal contest..."

Comments ( 49 )

#1 · 113w, 4d ago · · ·

And so, this story ends....

...and another one may be on the horizon... :pinkiegasp:

#2 · 113w, 4d ago · · ·

You fuckers always find a way to continue these stories.

#4 · 113w, 4d ago · · ·

Why oh why must this be so perfect?

#5 · 113w, 4d ago · · ·

For some reason i thought Discord turned into Willy Wonka.

#6 · 113w, 4d ago · · ·

>>656709 Hell-ements of Armoury

#7 · 113w, 4d ago · · ·

I can dig it.

#8 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

oh god.....sweet tooth in Equestria......F@#$!

#9 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

Bloody beautiful. Had the music playing, loved every second of the home stretch here.

Can't wait to see Discord unleash HIS chaos. Should be entertaining. I will keep an eye on you, young writer.

#10 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

I wonder how they'll survive this, I never thought Discord could be so cruel:pinkiecrazy: Can't wait for it to start

#11 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

I love you.

#12 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

>>922668

Woah, hey, watch it now. I'm married.

...to SCIENCE! :pinkiecrazy:

#13 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

Troll Power!!! :pinkiegasp: Wait, are we going to have to pay for DLC?

#14 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

>>921641 Yep. It's called DooM - Knee Deep in the Dead. Can be kind of hard to find, though, and there are some sequels, too.

I wouldn't recommend the sequels, since they have almost nothing to do with DooM at all. The first one, though, is AWESOME!

The Gates were there in Phobos when mankind first arrived. Inert, unyielding, impossibly alien constructs, for twenty years they sat lifeless, mute testaments to their long-vanished creators, their secrets hidden. Then one day, they sprang to life...

Meet Corporal Flynn Taggart, United States Marine Corps, serial number 888-23-9912. He's the best warrior the twenty-first century has to offer, which is a damn good thing. Because Flynn Taggart is all that's standing between the hell that just dropped in on Mars and an unsuspecting planet Earth...

#15 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

#16 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

Discord is Calypso?! I KNEW IT! Even though I've seen Calypso WAY before Discord. Doesn't make sense, right? But nothing makes sense with the draconequus.

#17 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

I shit myself. Like... holy shit. Well, Discord somehow became evil. He was somewhat evil but now? He is a fucking monster, and Equestria is in his sights. Let's just hope that Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal 2012 doesn't show up, then Equestria is without a doubt fucked. But there'll have to be a new hero, right? Seeing as Grimm is in hell, maybe you can implement Sarge from Quake? OH THE POSSIBILITIES :pinkiecrazy: I am really looking forward to where you go to from here, as the path to awesomeness has been paved! Good job, and keep it up! :yay:

#18 · 112w, 4d ago · · ·

FINALLY!!!!!

YES!

YES!!

NOW I WILL READ THIS SHIT.

AND I WILL COMMEND IT.

#19 · 112w, 2d ago · · ·

OH GOD THAT'S AMAZING, I LOVED THAT GAME TOO

WHAT A :twistnerd:

#20 · 111w, 6d ago · · ·

1) Got hit with some nostalgia

2) Played original shareware Doom

3) Found this story.

Too perfect.

#21 · 107w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1175619

Yes, I did

#22 · 102w, 6d ago · · ·

>>920613 *Hits you in the face* I LOVE IT *Hugs you*

#23 · 102w, 2d ago · · ·

Holy shit. This is the LAST crossover I was expecting to appear on this site. XD Seriously.

#24 · 102w, 17h ago · · ·

When I was reading this, I was thinking of who it could possibly be. My first idea was President Snow from Hunger Games, LOL. Sadly, I am not familiar with Twisted Metal, though :/

#26 · 101w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1386397

I've gotten into the habit of thinking of monsters' health in terms of double barrel shotgun shots (i.e. Cacodemon = 2 ssg shots, Archvile = 3 shots, etc.)

Of course, this assumes the shots are point blank (because really, if you're not in the monster's face at all times until one of you dies, you're not playing Doom right :pinkiecrazy:)

#27 · 98w, 2d ago · · ·

Ok. I am a brony and i love doom! ill admit this story is well written and all but no one should ever EVER EVER put ponies into DOOM! That is just sad and doom is FAR better than being brought down to the level of ponies. It is probably just me because i am a major doom fan and even though im a brony i have WAY more respect for doom than ponies. Good job though i think if you made it more real as in no ponies i would like it. I mean no offense but just doom with ponies? Really? This is a disgrace. This is one of the greatest games in the world and you had to put ponies in it. Nice job ruining it.

#28 · 98w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

>>1535191

For the record, it's Doom in ponies, not the other way around. There is a difference.

And, really, I respect your opinion. And, well, this was my first story on this site (though not my very first story. That... is something we never speak of again).

#29 · 96w, 3d ago · · ·

Hell yeah! I totally like this story. :moustache:

#30 · 94w, 1d ago · · ·

Hell jyeah, i'ma read this and favorite fo sho!

#31 · 91w, 1d ago · · ·

Wtf? Twisted Metal? I only ever played that when I was a kid I tell you what... t'was wierd.

#32 · 89w, 4d ago · · ·

I kept on believing that the Quake Guy would make a random appearance sometime in the story. Oh well :pinkiehappy:

Great Crossover by the way, I'm already on my third reading

#33 · 88w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

This fic makes want to play Brutal Doom.

#34 · 87w, 19h ago · 1 · ·

>>1535191 ok no one cares about ur rant

#35 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·

This was so fucking bad ass. I just wonder why he stayed in hell... I guess it was because of the demons left to kill, of which I'm sure he would happily oblige.

I'm glad I found this; definitely worth the read. :pinkiesmile:

#36 · 76w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

I want a Twisted Metal fic here

#37 · 75w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

>>2374745

You're right... that comic was shit. :rainbowlaugh: j/k. I didn't like it, because they could have gave DOOM some much needed back story. But no, let's just take some crack, and see what the fuck happens. Not much of anything, really. :derpytongue2:

#38 · 69w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>2594560 I'm not seeing any offense at all... if the game was true to canon, the Marine as I call him, would never die.

#39 · 61w, 1d ago · 3 · ·

aww its over:fluttershysad:

MUST HAVE MORE!!!:flutterrage:

#40 · 59w, 2d ago · 3 · ·

MIND=BLOWN

#41 · 54w, 3d ago · · ·

First attempt based on this fanfic.

#42 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3148567

I like it, man, really good. There are a few issues I spotted, though they aren't anything major:

-For the best cinematic experience, the hud should be turned off.

-The battle at the start with the Icon of Sin went on for sliiightly too long, and it'd probably be better if Doomguy actually ran around during it, similar to how the level itself would be played

-Perhaps have a second person in a server spectating for the non-first person camerawork? Weapon switching text still appears during those scenes, so this could be a way around that

-This one is nitpicking, but if possible, could you get a helmet-less Doomguy skin for when it says he took his helmet off? (Or alternatively, have the entire thing be in first person, which would also make the previous problem null)

Other than that, good job. Really nice work.

#43 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3150454 thanks for the feedback, its actually my first time doing this, and i discovered how to take out most of the HUD by the end of the video.

And actually what i would like to have right now is a team (voice acting, more people to create the scenes, someone who remixes mlp and doom soundtracks, someone who could make a script and a modder who can get rid of the HUD), you know i always do everything by myself and it takes alot.

By the way, i once saw that you were going to do a sequel of this fanfic.

#44 · 52w, 20h ago · · ·

When I read the whole story, I had to play this.

#45 · 50w, 3d ago · 6 · ·

'It's like she's wired on cocaine, sugar, and Red Bull all at once.'  

imagine if pinkie WAS on said substances... *shudder*

#47 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·

TWISTED METAL!?! Jeez, man! Go from one bloody battle to another! My only disappointment is that you never went with that idea. Oh well, been reading you Metal gear solid. LOVE IT!!!

#48 · 15w, 6d ago · · ·

>>4471628 well where were you 45 weeks ago?

#49 · 9w, 4d ago · · ·

>>4690103 Yes. Yes I do.

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