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Jack of a Few Trades


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Best story ever.

Spike, I feelz for you, it's ok man, don't cri

Jesus I have never read something so amazing

This was great. Poor Spike and drive-thu attendants.

Should have thrown Trixie out of the car. Or gone to a better place.

How about Arby's?

6166285 Somehow, I think you know who is really behind this story.

6166285 Arby's roast beef sandwhiches are even more awesome than this story. Did you know they serve Reubens?

I was kind of expecting this line:

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number six with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

6166285 I manage an Arbys. Mid Beef n Cheddar anyone?

Could Spike just reheat the fries with his flame?

Should have gone to Sonic's or Hardee's.
Sonic's knows how to make a cheeseburger.

Are they together or something? If not, why is Spike even with her?

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You manage an arby's? Do thry still sell thise gyros? They arent all that special warm, but if you freeze them they become explosions of layored zesty flavor in your mouth!:rainbowwild:

Spike and Trixie? Interesting pairing, I like it.

This makes the great and powerful Trixie hungry. :trixieshiftleft:

Colta cola. Ha!:rainbowlaugh:

6166700 Because they are awesome together.

The food wouldn't be the only thing being tossed in the trash at that point...:moustache:

Pure silliness. :rainbowlaugh:

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The Smoked brisket is good. I've always found the texture of their roast beef strange.

6166746 They were a promotional item for the month of April. Now we're on our brown sugar bacon sandwiches. Next month, though, we get a spicy italian sub. Peppeorni, gouda, salami, banana peppers... so good.

6167129 I prefer the smoked turkey, but the brisket is far and away our most high quality sandwich. The tanglers on it are actually our most expensive item (relatively) to order. It's all high quality stuff from big name vendors.

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... You are making me hungry for a story titled "Arby's In Equestria"

6168306 I get enough Arby's every day at work. I'd like to keep my Ponies separate. :twilightblush:

Author's Note:

I've worked in a drive-thru before. I did not have as bad a time as many make it out to be.

“Welcome to Hay-Fry Fever, home of the Fever Fries. May I take your order?”

Guaranteed to raise your body temperature above 102 F.

“Alright, just order whenever,” the snotty, teenage voice of a mare replied.

There's probably a line behind you. Be considerate and know what you want before getting there.

A number five hay and cheddar burger with large fries and Colta-Cola.

I prefer Sparkle-Cola Rad myself. Mix it with some Abaxo Cleaner and turpentine in a can with a five second fuse...<BOOOOM!>

“Not to like, rush you or anything, but we’ve got other people behind you, so…”

What did I say earlier?

“We need a… -hey, what’d you want to drink, Trix? Cola, root beer?”
“Trixie does not soil her tongue with such cheap beverages. She wants a Pepsi.”

Pepsi is cheap, but it is pretty good.

“What?” Trixie shrieked. “What kind of archaic society is this? Hey, do you all still segregate Pegasi and Unicorns, too?!”

Changeling Master Race forever! Bat Pony/Saberhorn/Nightwalker Master Race's forever! Okapi True Master Race forever!

“Spike, that’s like saying it’s okay to get paid marenopoly money at work!”

Equestria has an honest banking system and does not print paper money. A world of difference.

“Great. That’ll be five bits at the window. Thanks.”

All that for five bits? No inflation. See? I told you they had an honest banking system.

“Do your minimum wage duty, peasant. Trixie will be watching you and your evil corporate empire…”

Trixie, it's a single restaurant, no other franchises at all. But the owner hopes to change that soon.

“Trixie, please don’t threaten the crew ponies. You know that never ends well. I had to bail you out of county jail the last time!”

Okay, just hold the phone! There's a story there, and I wanna hear it!

The wagon pulled away toward their home.

Spike and Trixie are roommates? If Twilight is not living with them then who cares about the drive through!? I wanna see that! IF Twilight is not there.

“The fries are cold. Trixie refuses to eat sub-standard food.”

Don't buck with the people who make your food!

A lone tear streaked down Spike’s cheek. Life just wasn’t fair.
“All right, let’s go back.”

Go inside this time.

6166700 They could be Twilight's roommates. Or they ran into each other and decided to shack together since no-one else can put up with them. Spike can get pretty whinny himself.

:moustache: I sure miss Rarity

:trixieshiftright: I Trixie is a better date than that over stuffed marsh mellow hair dyed mare!

:rainbowderp: Spike what are you doing with her?

:moustache: Regretting every minute

:duck: I have ice cream Spikey

:moustache: sold!

6165724 What he said. I love Trixie in this.

6166285 ArbyQs are delicious.

ooooooooooooooooooooooh

6166645 I just got that reference. That would have been fun.

Don't make me turn this car around!
Thunder thighs are on the move! Thunder Thighs are loose!

Poor Spike. He'd been waiting forever!

This is so cute. Thank you for writing this and sharing it with all of us :twilightsmile:

This is why I ride solo when going to a drive-thru.:moustache:

Good lord, this is amazing.

Spike dropped his face into his palm. “Look, just get a Colta-Colta. It’s basically the same.”

I can HEAR my family members screaming right now. We are a strict Coke family.

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You know, it's actually a bit interesting about how they're processed... Coke was made before refrigeration was really a big, common thing, so they designed the drink to taste good warm and Pepsi was specifically designed to be drunken when cold. I don't really remember what the difference between the processes are specifically, but I do know that's a difference between the drinks.

6342047 I suppose I'm a bit biased considering I run a restaurant that features Pepsi products... but
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Fluttershy has got my back.

6342047 Coke fucking burns when you drink it warm. It literally feels like drinking battery acid if it's anything higher than 50 degrees fahrenheit.

Just, damnit. I so get Trixie. I've worked at a movie theater for years and had to deal with a lot of shit like this. Maybe not so much the lack of pepsi, but a lot of other things.

Oh, and if anyone ever says they made something "specially for you," it's either been dropped or spat on.

Speaking more about soda, I've learned from experience that soda will fatten you up faster than anything else at the movie theater.

Oh and this.

Colta-Cola

:facehoof:I laughed too hard at this.

Trixie represents every american ever to go through a drive thru....:trixieshiftright:

That made me smile waaaay too much! Sooo funny. :rainbowlaugh: Loved the simplistic dialogue style, it really allowed the pacing and story itself to shine through.

A classic tragety of our time.

This is just priceless! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Pepsi is not the same as Coke! For one, Pepsi never had cocaine in it! :rainbowlaugh:

This is probably the best thing you've written, Jack. I thought Famous was supposed to be funnier than you, but this proved him wrong.

this is the best Fast-Food related story on Fimfiction.

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