Now THIS I gotta see.

Oh my God this is awesome. More Discord? Yes plz.

For me, reading this was an experience akin to taking a boatload of illegal drugs and cyanide. When those cupcakes started a-marching. I knew there was no going back. I love how you made Lyra a lazy moocher and Bon-Bon the 'responsible' one. Those personalities are now canon.

Take my severed thumbs and favs, won't you? I'll be watching dis.

This promises to be a hoot.

this is awesome need moar MOAR

This is the best thing I've ever read!

>>650361650361 Have you read the one before this? It's called 'The Dark Brotherhoof'. GO READ IT IT WAS SO AMAZING.

Anyway, this pleases me.

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Sincerely,

Purple Thunder,

Your number #1 fan of 'The Dark Brotherhoof.'

>>650483650483

Haha! My chief of marketing in the zone!

>>650047650047

Strange, that was the exact combination of drugs I had in mind, haha. I love personification, so actually bringing things alive is one-up.

Thanks to everybody for this amazing reception!

I shall indeed be reading this later, but I must ask it because I've been on full Doctor Who mood lately: Do we get to see everypony's favorite Time Lord in this? If not, it should still be a great fic indeed, but I just wanted ask.

>>650549650549 Glad to be of service.

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-Purple Thunder

>>650615650615

Only one problem which would hold me back from doing that: I has never seen Doctor Who. I KNOW, I'm a terrible person. I tend to miss out on a lot of awesome shows. I'm don't think I'd be able to do the Doctor justice, sorry! Then again, if I somehow managed to become a massive fan and watch all of them through this story's lifespan, I'd be there.

Thanks for the suggestion though! I thrive on these comments as I'm sure to miss someone I'll really want to do.

>>650684650684 Ah, well at least you're not going to attempt to write a character you don't know anything about. If you ever do watch it, great, but its cool. I'll probably start this tonight after catching up on some other stuff and I'll try and think of any other suggestions if I can think of anypony.

Brace yourselves! Things are about to get a little Surreal!

Must see more. This is an excellent idea and quite original. I can't wait for the next chapter.

more please!

and I leave you with ponies looking at what I write.

WTY(WHAT THWE YAY?! or WOW! TROLLESTIA?! yay?)            (OH NO! TROLLESTIA!) (you mean oh yay?)

(WHY AM I THE LAST ONE!)

FFFFLOLOL, i cant stop laughing! What mroe madness would ensue the two?! *waits happily*

MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quite late, I realise, but I have prepared a number of excuses! 1) I got sucked into Minecraft. 2) The Jubilee was distracting me. 3) The good old "I'm lazy". But the main one: Max Payne story needs me more. It's probably the most interesting style of writing I've ever done, (which isn't saying much) and it got a brilliant reception, as well as being incredibly fun.

Anyway, remember to leave your suggestions for characters and support for the story! Next up: either the pets or the Canterlot elite!

woot

So basically, by creating food that eats ponies, Discord has created Soviet Russia?

Also, I'm surprised Gummy didn't eat the marshmallows. (Alligators LOVE marshmallows.)

Anyway, I just wanted to say that this is a brilliant idea, and that you have my full support. And as for asking about ideas, may I suggest Trixie? Or perhaps The Flim-Flam Brothers?  

>>704818704818

AH-HA! That was it! I was going to have a villain chapter which I completely forgot about! I'm going to try and squeeze in the main antagonists into one chapter. Thank you!

This is hilariously amazing! MARSHMELLOWS

Hello! I'm sorry for not reading it earlier, I'm on holiday and I can't go on the internet much

But I've finally read it and it is AWESOME.

>>708996708996

That's fine! I take days to get around to reading an update, holiday or not.

Also: huzzah! Thank you!

Finally got a chance to update myself, and it is AWESOME! The character dynamics are just perfect, especially Vinyl

but tank didnt have flying gear before rainbow got i for him to keep up

>>758477758477

True that. But I wanted all of the pets in, no exclusions, so try and bare with that little time error thing.  

>>758477758477 Discord thought a turtle-copter would be funny.

NO ONE CAN UNTANGLE A SLINKY!

omigoshomigoshomigosh...

I LOVED this chapter! I've always wanted to see all of the pets in a silent routine. No talking, no nothing, just good physical humor and character interactions. You managed to manifest colorful personalities for them without a single word of dialogue, and that's awesome. I r jealous of your talents in prose.

So, yeah, this is definitely my favorite chapter so far.

>>762795762795

I am undeserving of such jealousy! *Bows to your magnificence* I've developed a love for the pets through your stories, (and mine because I am apparently egotistical) and I'm glad I could spreading their antics more! Thanks!

>>762386762386

Inspired by a true story. My slinky is just on the floor, tangled and sad. I'll never try and use it as a necklace again!

Doctor Whooves: I am the Doctor.

Owlowiscious: Who?

Doctor Whooves: Yes, I am Doctor Who.

I DUNNO LOL.

Anyway, hilarious chapter! Looking forward to more!

I can untangle slinkies.

>>765524765524

Haha, that would have been a great back-and-forth to have!

...but... it's not possible! You can't be mortal!

PLEASE UNTANGLE MY SLINKY!

>>766349766349 It takes a while, but I can, sometimes. I haven't done it in years so I dunno if I can do it anymore.

About halfway through,  I was expecting Gilda to  shrink  to the size of a parakeet.

Good Job, looking forward to see what happens to Trixie!

Silly 'Tavi, clouds won't hurt Vinyl. Awesome chapter. Keep it up.

Oh dear. Giant hamsters? What could Discord possibly do with giant hamsters?.....

Well, they'll probably turn into something else within the next five minutes anyway...So is Discord done collecting, or are we going to see anymore ponies?

>>804434804434 As if that'll stop her from trying.

OH MAH GAWD LAVA LAMPS HOORAY YAY!

LAAAAAAVAAAAAA LAAAAAMPPPPPSSSSS!

Anyway, HILARIOUS chapter as always.

You never fail to please me.

>>804987804987

Definitely going to see more ponies! This is just Discord's first little group for his first challenge. I may be biased towards Fancypants winning/losing depending on which gets him to stay longer. Thanks for your continued comments!

Discord has six Ultra Peepis! He's in cahoots with the Irken empire!

Now I'm gonna sing the doom song.

I can't help but notice that Dick-sword has gathered up six ponies, the same number as the elements of harmony. While the ponies wouldn't appear to represent the Elements of Disharmony, Blueblood excluded, and while I don't know how this story fits into show canon, I can't help but get a feeling about all this.

>>809271809271 LOL

ummmm....

I see three errors:

Tank has already been mentioned.

Cats can't taste sweet.

Winona isn't a BC, (her muzzle is wrong and her legs are too short), she looks more like a Sheltie.

>>847736847736

For Tank, address the earlier comments. For the breed, I just went off the MLP wiki.

Had no idea about the cats thing though. What a shame, poor Opal.

How did I miss this?!

Oh my God, you always write such a good Fancy Pants. Seriously, your portrayal of both him and the other pish posh ponies is always fabulous. Jet Set and Upper Crust? I never thought that I'd see anyone write about those two.

>>957417957417

That might be the greatest compliment I've ever received. If I can write Fancypants well... *convulses on the floor*

*Pretends a month didn't pass since last update*

Sorry! I know, I suck. I didn't feel like writing. I felt like playing games. I played some games. I got this done eventually.

This chapter makes me miss my hamster. And I wonder if anyone will pick up the Chives reference? Anyway, thanks for sticking with this and doing whatever it is you awesome people do. We go back to some old fashioned chaos in the next few chapters. Suggest pones!

"Always when I'm relaxing," He sighed to himself, muffled by the object. He trotted up to a random still-standing wall of his house and pressed against it. As he did, certain tiles highlighted, and the wall slid open to reveal a blue 'police box'. He stepped into the nestled object, and a series of flashes later, disappeared along with it.

I love that. The Doctor's just like "Well look at that. F*** this, I'm outta here."

I'm loving this.

So, Discord thinks that he's the Highlander? While riding a Tron bike? On a Pool table?  

Well, that figures. And as always, I'm going to suggest Trixie, the Flim-Flam Brothers, and Gilda. It's always fun to watch jerks yell at each other.  

And as for surreal challenges, I wouldn't be surprised if Discord created something based on the Chessboard from Alice through the Looking Glass.

The CMC of course! Have Discord give them cutie marks that suck/are ridiculously awesome. I also like the idea of the Flim-Flam brothers. Having them complete eachothers sentences and such would be awesome. Discord could perhaps stick them together for the irony of it.

Nope, didn't get the Chives reference. Perhaps if you had mentioned Domovoi Butler or Alfred...

"Yes, things weren't working out with Fleur. I am fortunate Blueblood was there to 'catch me on the rebound', as they say."

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IT'S. SO. PERFECT.

I don't even like hamsters and this was glorious. As always.

"Now it was raining explosive lemons." - I see what you did there.

"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!" - Hunger Games... Maybe?

"With all said and done, another delirious chapter of life in Ponyville ended for this particular group, and they rode back into the chaos they had barely escaped.

On hamsters." - HELL YES.

This chapter has so much win!

>>973072973072 Eheheheheh... It's been 26 days since I've even TOUCHED my story.

Let's see, we have Cave Johnson, Highlander, and Tron references, but we have giant hamsters and not one of them was named Ultra-PeePee... what the buck?

>>973072973072

Yeah, yeah... Blame your lack of discipline on Steam, you slacker.

Chives, huh? A nod to Edward Jarvis, Anthony Stark's butler, perhaps?

The Spa ponies need more love, if you know what I mean. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

>>984249984249

I miss Peepee too. I bet he did that just to prove me wrong, because I called I called it.

>>973470973470

The CMC are totally the next chapter. When that comes, however, I don't know. Glad you're enjoying it!

>>980591980591

Highlander! Hunger Games is yet another movie I'm being prodded into watching along with the Avengers and Batman. 26 days of festering ideas? Or just am lazy.

>>986040986040

It's like it was designed to keep you away from things! And that sale didn't help...

Spa ponies... it shall be attempted.

>>986141986141 Oh, okay. Right

...I'd name mine Harvey

Pony suggestions! Woohoo! You should add Surprise and Screwball! And maybe

"WHAT YEAR IS IT?!" Lyra shouted, a sudden fake beard appearing on her chin.

Jumanji Reference?

Jumanji Reference.

"Cheerilee's was the only one left, bunkered down from the suicidal bomber birds."

"suicidal bomber birds"

"birds"

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In all seriousness though, Sweetie's cutie mark was where I completely lost it. I'm so happy this updated!~

I love the beginning reference to Alfred Hitchocks "The Birds"

The green cuboids had different plans however, self-destructing right next to the machine. Yay for creepers, Gavin would be proud.

Then Mario with the Mushrooms.

OMG I LOVED THIS, please sir, may I have another?

My day just became funny

Gotta love the references. And ouch, doesn't Cheerilee know - *that name* - is cursed?

Also, thanks for the Whooves in the pets chapter. Was awesome.

i was having a crappy day but then i read this story........not gonna lie one the funniest stories i've read and thanks to my experiences in the past (FLCL) i'm starting to see a real plot this is gonna be good

Angry Birds. As in the ones that launch at green pigs. Come on people, get with it!

Nice job so far.

hahaha, this story is brilliant!

And someone seriously needs to draw a picture of Sweetie Belle's epic cutie mark.

References, references everywhere. There's one you guys have yet to acknowledge, a certain one involving Discord. Maybe to do with the zombies and his stunning attire. For the gamers out there...

>>10723961072396

Jumangi reference.

>>10752901075290

Your never-ending supply of gifs amazes me. One for every situation. Thank you!

>>10758501075850

YES! I'm thrilled you picked up on that! I had no idea whether I made The Bird's reference too subtle or not, but as long as you got it...

>>10758971075897>>10762931076293

I'm glad this could have such an impact! Thanks!

>>10773611077361

Running out of references, but yep, that was another one. Gracias!

>>10762761076276

Had to jam him in somehow! Thanka-yew!

>>10777551077755

Well, this chapter has been a roaring success!

So glad you all enjoyed it!

ARRRRG FLIM AND FLAM WERE AFTER DISCORD ARRRRRG

Still a good story.

What? The CMC get to be kidnapped by Discord?!

I'm so jealous!!!!!

>>10792911079291

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Sorry, but Flim and Flam are totally showing up as well! But thank you!

>>10793981079398

I'm trying to think of some way to make it up to you, but my mind is full of chaos.

Oh my just...just

More please?

First of all, Fancypants' and BlueBlood's conversation on the pool table about Chives was hilarious, I could totally see that happening.

Second of all: EXPLOSIVE LEMONS? THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE? TRON BIKES?!

My dear god man, art thou making an attempt upon mine life? Your tool the cold steely blade of pure epicness? My god, portal, Highlander, AND Tron all in one story segment. Exhilarating.

And Chives, there was Chives in there somewhere as well.

>>10796241079624 You should do an epic crossover story where Discord defeats the Mane Six And, as her last resort, Princess Celestia calls in the services of the......ANIMANIACS!!!!!

Yakko, Wakko, & Dot vs. Discord for the Fate of Equestria!

....IF it even survives the Chaos from it, that is!

If someone can pull it off, it would be YOU!!!

as soon as i realised the mushrooms were mario mushrooms i instantly heard the mario music

I think Discord's chaotic ambitions may bet the better of him at some point...

(After the CMC destroy Discordville with the tank...)

Discord: Letting elementary-school foals operate a vehicle of mass destruction... Not one of my better ideas...

(Is blown to smithereens.)

I also love the references.

And as for Cheerilee knowing about the FlimFlam brothers before they showed up... DISCORD HAS CORRUPTED THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME ITSELF!

Dangit. I had an idea for something like this, but apparently I'm too slow to keep up with all the other pony-writers out there Oh well, this will be a great read!

my mom is au

my mom is au

twilightangry2:

my mom is au

:trixieshiftright

my mom is au

challenge: add the wonderbolts in this fanfic if you can  

Trixie and Iron Will?

Read first sentance.

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>>650047650047 I always took it that Lyra was the eccentric/lazy one while Bon Bon chose to support her with her candy shop.

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>>762386762386 I HAVE!

Angry birds.

Red angry birds.

RED.

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Discord's right. Sanity is over-rated. However, even insane poeple don't like eye taxes. They are really expensive. I have to two jars of baconnaise and four jars of Nutella a week. I can barely afford it!

OMG i was laughing so hard during this. Anyways wonderful chapter. Are we gonna see Luna and Celestia soon?

""So..." Vinyl began, "Fancypants... Blueblood... I can't help but notice we've only picked up couples so far... erm... does that mean..." She rubbed the back of her neck in an attempt to act awkward, but the trace of her knowing shone in her slight smirk."

What? I just thought they were roommates. Uggh. The two worst couples in the fandom in one story. The only thing remotely likable is that they reveal the hypocrisy of shippers:

Shipper: "I don't like shipping the cast with males or OC's."

Me: "Then why do you support Lyra/BonBon  and ScratchTavia? They never even talk to each other and the latter never appear in the same scene. Too say nothing about how they're essentially blank slates making every portrayal of them technically an OC."

Shipper: "Are you saying that Vinyl and Octavia are the same mare?"

Me: What?

Oh... and before anyone calls me a bigot for diissing their OTP I tend to dislike ships with little or no canon backing, like TwiDash (I don't remember those two ever bonding or Rarity/anypony (sheesh...the one mare who has shown an explicit interest in males and the fandom ships her with mares 99% of the time, and Twixie (I don't think she and Twilight ever even spoke to each other directly).

tl;dr: you lose points for shipping but I'll hold off judgement til' the end.

A van full of CANDY and FILLIES...makes ya think.

>>11449631144963 That's True. Even the Joker hates taxes.

Anyway, great chapter. I love how Discord messes with their minds, making them do things they'd never normally do. But with Trixie being a narcissist, I imagine she was fantasizing about herself.

You know, he actually reminds me a bit of a Phanfasm of Phantastico in that regard, having mind and sense bending powers in addition to powerful magic and such.    

I'd hardly call Iron Will a villain, but still hilarious.

*that last line*

Oh, right. The Crusaders. THEY NEED AN ADULT.

Discord is AWESOME!

Nopony got the Wesker reference last chapter, then? I am disappoint.

>>11441961144196 Welcome to my story! It has mutant foodstuffs, time warps, living slinkies and THAT is silly?

>>11452021145202 I want to, badly, it's just trying to think of something that would composite at least three-thousand words of them two. There's only so much chaos a man can think of!

>>11452581145258 Yeah, the story has rather rapidly gone from what I hoped could in some way resemble canon to complete fanon. But I couldn't be enjoying it more, fanon means I can drown the story in references and silly randomness!

>>11456691145669

that true, i was just merely wondering. Its not like its a story make or break. Its a fantastic story so far

I guess Pinkie isn't the only fourth wall breaker. Discord! There con only be ONE fourth wall breaker!