But why?! Her teeth are so pearly white and- wait, what? That's just frosting? Oh dear... this won't end well.
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Yarrr!! WeirdBeard be in the writing mood, or something. Idunno, probably'll edit this later.
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This was rather amusing. Also, FARST!111!!
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"I told you, Twilight! Only the sweets, the whole sweets, and nothing but the sweets are allowed in my mouth," Pinkie loudly stated.
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HEH HEH HEH
Loved it.
Lulz were had.
Yay Colgate :D dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra.png
Excellent.
very punny!
If you haven't seen this one, It's full of groaners as well: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/29466/Twilight-finds-a-book-of-puns
Who is the delicious bagel? I wants it.
It was good, but just wow weirdest thing I've read since Pinkie watches paint dry. You deserve this
and this 
Story... Swagg. WeirdBeard is the Discord of all FiMFiction writers. Swagg.
Also: Potatoes.
Ooh, Colgate with a huge toothbrush? I get the reference/
I think my vocal chords broke from over-laughing.
Well done.
851156 ummm thats Lyra.
That was great!
851199 It's funny cause I read that one before this, and thought Twilight and puns should be cannon.
Twilight hating puns? Just wrong. Although, this is a brilliant fic.
Thanks for the comments, everyone, I appreciate it! It was a hoot to write and I'm happy to see that several chuckles were had.
851424 I totally dig that title. Potatoes indeed!
all i can say is
hilarious
851824 I know, I like the Lyra happy face. I was saying "Yay Colgate" cause she was in the story. the face was unrelated haha
hmmm 
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(there needs to be a Colgate emoticon
852474 there needs to be an emoticon for EVERYPONY!!!
I lost it at "It's 4:20 somewhere!"
Remember kids, if you don't brush, Colgate will brush you....INTO OBLIVION!!!
"It's 4:20 somewhere!"
Obviously, Pinkie, you do not know how timezones work...
At last! We know Colgate's true nature! It's the moment of tooth!
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE
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And more bad jokes and Gold Molar would have to be pun-ished.
COLGATE!
Colgate: BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE! *tackle 862171*
I don't know about you, but anyone who says, "let's put a smile on your face" and uses laughing gas would NOT be my choice for a dentist. Somepony call Batman!
Well, that was unexpected.
Hilarious, though.
Take a like :)
I don't know what the fuck I just read - but I like it!
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE!!! *the end*
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE!!!!!!
Okay.....so is that supposed to be like a creepypasta or meme.....where dafuq did that even come from!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I came here expecting some dental puns, and Pinkie's mouth being an absolute disaster.
I got memes.
I'm not complaining, tho