Ponies are starting to wonder why Princess Luna and Princess Celestia aren't queens, but the two princesses aren't quite prepared to answer that question.
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Sleepy Panda
Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.
Sleepy Panda
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Yes! You should keep going!
More chapters please.
Well, this came out of nowhere.
And I want more of whatever it is. So, so much more...
I-If it's okay with you...
More chapters please; I'm really liking this so far
Moar, moar, moar, moar!
CONTINUE!!!!!! It's a very cool story!!!
The idea of an alicorn granny smith is amazing.
Just some old codger beating people with a stick and you know they'll never die because they're immortal.
So that's what happens when you try to take away Celestia's cake.....
This is good, but I think that if you try and extend it, there will be very little story left. I might have an idea, though. Queen Gaea isn't stable enough to escape, and no royal guards would free her, even if they knew about her. Perhaps a certain sneaky adorkable unicorn student? However, totally your choice.
6111881 I actually do have an idea to work with that I think I could expand a decent bit upon. If you don't mind spoilers, I could share it in a PM if you'd like.
Is Gaea a redhead?
Oh dear
And the ponies did regret letting THE wicked queen loose on the land. Hey, those stories don't just crop up from NOWHERE!
Something tells me this will all end in sunshine and rainbows.
6113754 Poor Lauren.
Celestia, you idiot!
I hope Celestia knows some good vacation spots to ride out this idiocy with Luna
Or alternatively that Gaea is actually the best ruler ever and the sisters are just dumb
Shouldn't it have been luna that told the ponies to shut their snouts up?
Ahaa, this is so weird... but so good as well! :pinkie crazy: Can't wait for more!
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That's pretty much me in a nutshell.
Embarrassing family secret: Revealed. Done.
Context-sized can-o-worms: Opened. Done.
Shit-hitting-the-fan, Princess Edition: Expected Mess. Done.
Shit-hitting-the-fan, Public Edition: Impending Doom. Not done.
Public realization of f***ed-up-ness: Eventually. Not done.
WARNING: SOME CONTENT MAY BE CONSIDERED MATURE
If you think about it, taking over the kingdom would be waaaaay easier than the queen made it out to be
All you gotta do is plant the seeds of corruption whenever they come down to gloat
Like for example
Tia: hey Luna let's go make our mom cry cus we suck
Luna: holy fuck that's a great idea
They go down to the vault*
hey mom you suck ass glad ur still alive or something
yeah what she said ass
Mom: wow Tia that bitch is cramping thine style (seeds of corruption)
for real that insult fucking sucked
it was your fucking insult what the hell man
woah bitch the fuck you lookin at
not much that's the fuck what
and she said that your tiara makes your face look fat
oh no she didn't I'll fuck you up bitch
come at me slut
Fight ensues. Princess destroy vault in process.
i have escaped yay
NOW ALL YALL MOFOS BETA BOW THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I START POPIN BITCHES
I'm just waiting for grandmama Faust to show up and lay a whoopin' on all their fat flanks.
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Better yet what happens when twilight and cadance catch wind of this
I'm imagining either equestria invading the crystal empire and a sovereign ponyville or the other way around
Ok, dis gona be gud
P.s. possible image of (younger) Queen Gaea?
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6117555 Are you saying you're nuts?
6118904 I'm a panda. But if I were a nut, I'd be a pistachio. I like pistachios.
6118907 That's weird, why would a panda be in a nutshell?
6118911 I have no idea. I'm a very strange panda.
6118917 It's okay, we love you anyway.
Looking forward to another chapter as well
Sounds marvelous!
Were the fuck is Discord?
6122214 Taking a bath. See, he has this new Twilight Sparkle-scented shampoo that he's been itching to try out for months. No way is he gonna pass up this opportunity to talk to his ex-girlfriend's mother, not even to cause chaos. He doesn't want to be lectured again.
In fact, he's just going to take an extremely long bath. Anything to keep him away from that crazy mare.
Very curious about how Gaea will react to Cadance...
Poor Posterior...
I for one welcome our new over-mare. She seems fun.
... it's going well.
Feel better soon
Also short as it was, I did like the chapter.
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Twilight's gonna be pissed about Gae taking away Celestia's & Luna's magic.
Heh, whoops! Poor Princesses; especially Cadence.
I love how the whole point of this chapter was to stomp all over the suggestions we made a couple chapters ago. That got a chuckle out of me. You missed a spot though, you only said one of their grandmothers was boring. I'm still rooting for the other one to be a badass redhead that created the world.
Yhis story is so random... i love it!
Mostly right.
6130817 Whoops!
Will fix, much thanks.
Please add the comedy tag. It really fits.
This story is going great!
Add the tag.
Will we ever discover Posterior's previous name?
6134750 Maybe once I think of one.
6134820 Heh, poor guy.