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The Psychopath


My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

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Everypony knows that the royal gardens are filled with statues depicting artists and friends of old. What they don't know is that a few of them aren't statues at all. Some of them were trapped, like Discord, in a statue of stone. One such statue had been completely forgotten to both the alicorn sisters and time, but it never forgot Luna, and it's gon' get 'er. IT'S GON' GET 'ER! SWEAR ON ME MUM!


No. Neither I nor Psycho are part of this. What's with all these accusatingly accusatory accusations?

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Comments ( 18 )

Oi u made a magical story! Dats cheat in'!

Noice story.

You...I can't even.

I have a feeling the octopus in your ear started talking round about the last paragraph.

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I what? huh?:derpyderp1: :rainbowderp::rainbowhuh::twilightsmile: you did this to let off stress didn't you psycho?

6139689 *pats psycho's head* don't worry about it, you ancient uncle dargon will take care of it. *hoofs psycho a bundle of bananas then sits on a lounge chair*

6139693 *Gets PTSD as he looks at bananas*

Yay! It's finally up! Amazing! I wonder what's gon git the ol' gal!

All it would take would be one...small...tap to make it break.

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The mare wanted to slam her head against something hard, like a statue or the intertwined branches of a hedge, and she...refrained from doing so.

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Nothing exceptional here. Nope nope nopity nopenopenope.

Shairlock is not convinced (he is like Sherlock only he is not)
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and other masons appeared

Where the masons free? Badutsh!

The more each second passed, the more the stones jittered until they exploded outwards in a bright flash of light, blinding the ponies briefly and attracting their attention.

Oh no here comes the gon' giter! Hit the deck! (but sir we are not on a ship) *just listen to the man semicolon anjd stop asking stupid questions!*

AH'M GON' GET YOU!

And he is using silly lines to try and intimidate us! That's it! Game over man game over!

It's not like this is a book full of words or anything.

*engages canada mode. yes we have that now too* Ah noooo

He barreled into everyone like a bowling ball. This was all followed by Luna slamming the doors shut with magic and locking everypony outside.

To quote the Dude "Obviously you're not a golfer". That is all

To the Get Cave

You know? It's like a bat cave, only it's not *you used that joke already* I CAN USE IT AGAIN!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHA

It's ink. The ink looks like ketchup. I like ketchup very much

HHHHHAHAHAHAHAhAH OH MAN YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Is it also on BLood Street? ahahahahhahahaha :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: BEST! LINE! EVAR!

Persephone

Isn't that a girl's name? Ha Ha! The gon gitter has a girls name :pinkiegasp:

More like helping your stomach gorge on honey foods

Ouch! Celestia do you need some ice for that epic burn?
Celestia: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME!!!!
NEvarrrrrr!

IZ CONGA TIME, BABY

Oh yeah! Time to get my party pantsmemecrunch.com/meme/2UNS0/party-pants/image.png?w=500&c=1
This was hilarious my good sir. It truly was funny and that line was just oh so beautiful. What do you say guys (I thought it was a little pitchy doll) *oh shut it nobody asked you* Agreed! Well I have nothing else left to say so let me just say this: CONGA POTATO ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p01h3d98.jpg

I SWEAR ON ME MUM!

Oh no, it`s Markipony!:trollestia:

6272192 Is it bad I discovered him because of his intro music and Five nights at Freddy's?

6272229 nope, I admit. My love of FNaF led me to be introduced to Markiplier.:raritywink:

I found his awesomeness through an awesome video. Praise Foxy~:trollestia:

I support this story.

Not very easy to follow, kind of...disjointed? Still, a laugh is what it’s for, so not bad. Think you were trying a bit too hard at points though. A few jokes felt forced.

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They're forced because I was training to be a jedi at the time.































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Like that, yea. Good to see you know what I mean.

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B-but...It's my humor :c

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