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Epilogue
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Dear Twilight Sparkle
Today, I am writing to you, or to put it more accurately I’m having a scribe transcribe my thoughts to paper, from the infirmary, reflecting on a lesson learnt about friendship. I suppose even Luna and I still have some things to learn despite our age. Over the past few days, as you may have learned from articles in the newspaper, my sister and I engaged in a battle of steeled visual determination over an object of corruptible albeit delicious value. There was no real winner as we are now both hospitalized with bandages wrapped around our eyes. It will be some time before we can resume our duties with the sun and moon, though our current condition does not interfere with us meeting with our subjects. Various medicines have allowed the pain to be subdued enough for us to continue such obligations.
As of this writing, I am attending to the need of my subjects giving out justice where it is most appropriate. I suppose there is some irony in that statement seeing as justice is supposed to be as blind as I am now. I did however lose a wager in the heat of our skirmish and am now wearing some attire inappropriate for somepony as myself. Fortunately for me, we’re both unable to see how demeaning I must appear so the entire prospect was lost on Luna even though she bested me.
The point of the message being is to not get carried away with petty fights. It’s ok to argue with your friends and relatives once in a while as it will only boost your relationship further when the issue has been resolved. If you get carried away, pardon my expression, you might both get burned. Do not try to be so overly demanding that you cannot see the trouble you might put yourself through won’t be worth the effort it expends.
Your Eternal Mentor
~Princess Celestia of Equestria
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Dear Twilight Sparkle
The next time you’re in a staring contest, bring a fully charged personal music device and plenty of fluid to keep you from quitting due to natural functions. My wounds were not as severe as my sister’s so I was able to view her rather… risqué costume while she’s appealing to her subjects. I reccomend you come visit post haste as you may never have the opportunity to enjoy such a comical sight. Don’t speak of this to her, but she has yet to find out my condition has been cured. We’ll remove bandages in unison in four days’ time.
Your Regent of the Night
~Princess Luna of Equestria
P.S. I’ve sent you a muffin called “Bliss”. It’s absolutely delectable.
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This was... Probably the most hilarious thing I've read in a very long time. When she emerged as "NightSTARE Moon," I almost lost it. Quite frankly, I think this was a genius work, and I hope to come across something similar in the future. I enjoyed reading it immensely.
Well...I saw some great poetic, and literary value in your writing. It's amazing how much this compared to World War II.
And...I loved how you called the Muffin, 'Bliss,' obviously intending for it to represent children's murder.
A great read. And i must say, at first I was slightly confused by the 'Comedy' Tag, I now realize you were obviously intending for the funny part to be Luna and Celestia's strife to do what was right. Because in the end, they just laughed it off, completely relieved that they had prevented, what may have been...the forth apocalypse.
P.S I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I teared up a bit in the end.
LOVED THE STORY!!!
And...I loved how you called the Muffin, 'Bliss,' obviously intending for it to represent children's murder.
Image: http://denver.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/rsz/mlfw4915_small.jpg
Image: http://dash.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/132883097197.jpgI tried to keep my eyes open the entire time... ow...
I was having a staring contest with my computer while reading this..... 
I lost 
..... but I got to chapter 5...... so not bad on my part.....
fked my eyes up tho 
Amazing story ..... and sooo freaking hilarious 
thank you very much..... although Celestia should have won.....
Also.... while everyone is wondering what Celestia wore.... I'm more curious about
what their inside bet was that they told the guard. 
Loved the tootsie roll dialogue.... very funny
This... this may be my favorite celestia and luna story ever. Good god, its just such a playful, silly, FUN story, and it even had a fucking friendship report! I want this animated. This would make an absolutely fantastic animated short.
Kudos, CosmicAfro, you have done something hilariously brilliant. 
Not...fair..... They're using a CERTIAN POTION that the Cutie Mark Crusaders gave to them after they had a small amount left after Hearts and Hooves Day!
Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png
Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Applebloom_lolface.png
Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Sweetie_Belle_lolface.png
I WILL SUCCEED!
Image: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nHeB3pmzL-o/TuENNcBtK2I/AAAAAAAABdA/E3EHlZhjzhY/s400/mlp_wat.jpg
No, seriously, I am not offended in any form. I'm stupified about how this, of all the possible things, got up there. It's... well... there's no explaining it. I suppose I enjoy the attention (because who wouldn't?) but I agree that this is getting way out of hoof.
been so long since i read this i just had to lol again. and im going to take a guess and say that this is the outfit?
Image: http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/156/e/9/princess_maid_celestia_by_johnjoseco-d3i46hd.jpg
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