I knew some authors that wrote a Pinkie story without knockout gas. They were never the same again.

.... Brian is a broom of ultimate swag.

Okay sorry this time I'm uploading it for real, at least I was able to keep the thumbs up from before haha

This is truly incredible

What.

The

Everything in history.

"Oh, I'm no ordinary broom, filly. I am Brian, broom of brooms. Gaze upon my bristles, ye dust bunnies, and despair."

Hehehehehe... Oh you.

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png

haha this has more thumbs up than views that's kinda funny, it's because it had like 500 views before but I lost them when I deleted the original chapter

... I wish my chores involved copious amounts of swag. My vacuum just drones on about nothing in particular! My duster barely whispers! My squirt bottles spit when they talk!

Cripes. What a life.

not sure if its wierd or fun but iam dying from laugther

I'm late to the peanut gallery but.....

"There are some that call me an apple field cowboy. Some call me the gangster of fruit. Some just call me Maurice." Brian stated.

I see what you did there

>>13621761362176 Glad somebody saw that.

That does explain this picture.

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/354/c/c/snow_pinkie_by_strebiskunk-d4jn2je.jpg

I cannot deny the fires that burn in my wooden shaft.

Probably going to be his most famous phrase ever.

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This makes SOMUCH sense! My eyes are opened! All hail Brian... although im not that religious I WILL FOLLOW THE CHURCH OF BRIAN!!!

Congrats on being featured for a little bit.

What the hell did I just read?

>>14263221426322 I'm good at making stories like that. Remember what I told you about Jenova2 though...

The second chapter was all me though.

>>14263601426360 indeed.  I could smell the stench of your work through the computer.  

>>14262831426283 Thank you! I've been up there a lot lately...

Brian disturbed me. I felt as though it should die...then i saw meme-asaurus's picture and well....How the hell i mean it is longer then she is....

>>14268001426800 Still like it though?

My 6th feature box story by the way.

And that's like... 6 more than you have! holy shit!

I'm such a dick.

On a serious note here, careful with all the ellipses. I'm sure this wasn't meant to be taken too seriously, but you could do with commas in some places, instead. Otherwise it just gets distracting.

But anyways, that was terribly silly! Now we need Rarity to meet the mops, and we're good.

This is literally the sexiest thing I have ever read.

>>14897801489780 It should be. Read the The Cutie Mark Cru-Spaders next. It's the only story here that's even sexier. It's funny because it's one of my few stories to not be featured.

(Not really, it's the fucking weirdest thing ever written. I was probably on crack when I wrote it. It's the closest thing I come to clop as well... even though it's not clop at all, I promise, but you'll see what I mean. it's just fucking bizarre. There's not really any rhyme or reason to it... just remember that. I just tried to make a story as weird as possible.).

It's sort of supposed to kind of be a serious interpretive story with deeper meaning... but not really. It's just too weird for that.

Look at the comments for the story as well. I find them pretty entertaining.