Circumstances led me to write a shipfic featuring two ships:
1. "Jesus X Sweetie Belle"
2. "A disembodied reset button from one of those special edition Pikachu N64s, entirely covered in smooth peanut butter X the abstract concept of indifference."
This is the result.
This story was originally published on 9 October 2013. You can read a version with better formatting on my website, or you can hear the dramatic reading by Discord Radio.
Why does this have so many dislikes? This is art!
6021737 Clearly, the world is not yet ready for the apogee of my genius.
... I think I'm leaking braincells out of my ears.
...
I need more of this.
What?
WHAT JUST HAPPEN
TOO MANY HORSE PUNS