Rainbow Dash needs to be in tip top condition to try out for the Wonderbolts, but she's too busy suffering from easily preventable horse diseases to pull through with her typical style and flair.
With her only options being highly trained medical professionals or Pinkie Pie's dubious homeopathic remedies, Rainbow opts for the only choice that makes sense.
Or at least whatever's quickest.
(Written for the Writeoff Association)
(Thanks to blzblz, Pegamoose, and Rupo for all their hard work.)
Chapters (1)
That was amazing.
If it was a game, I'd give it the Game of the Year award.
5996871 IGN: Story was terrible, not worth the money, 10/10
This is a good story.
Oh my sides! I laughed when she laughed! IT'S CONTAGIOUS!
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Of course it is. You were there. You know the toil, the heartache.
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When Pinkie Pie discovers laughter is a communicable disease she is going to lose her horse mind.
¡Homeopathy is horseapples!
Miss Pinkamena Diane Pie gives Miss RainBow Dash SCAM (Supplemental Complementary Alternative Medicine). Miss RainBow Dash dies of antibiotic-treatable Meningitis which Science-Based Medicine could have easily cured. Everypony should read this story.
Holy crap, reading this instantly cured a bad mood. Thanks, Magpie.
I smiled IRL.
Pffft! How are the FlimFlam brothers not in jail for this?
Pinkie Pie you idiot...
Rainbow Dash you bigger idiot...
Damnit, I wanted to come over and hate on your stories like you did mine... but I really flipping like your stuff.
6026606 If it makes you feel better, your writing is way better than 99% of Displaced fics. It's just wasted on a Displaced fic.
I wrote a review of this story!
It can be found here.
6260888 I read your review of it!
How true. I also preferred the shorter version from the writeoff. Such is the pain of 1000 word limits.
Let this be a lesson, let everypont stay away from SCAM:
Supplemental
Complementary
Alternative
Medicine
Only use Science-Based Medicine.
That ending was so evil.
I loved every moment.
No, it's those shysters who saved cider season, and without whom, you never would've gotten any cider.
That break. Those six words.
Thank goodness I didn't have anything in my mouth when I got to that part.