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Troll


I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

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I've successfully created the worst fanfic ever. It's beautiful. I took everything that everybody hates about fanfiction and put it into a fic in an attempt to elicit all of your hate.

Summary: A young man is telepoted to Equestria where he meets all of the ponies that he knows and loves.

Image that suits the fic drawn by this guy: http://technical0difficulty.deviantart.com/art/Gary-Stu-I-MUST-BE-IN-EQUESTRIA-302940131?q=meta%3Aall%20sort%3Atime&qo=3

This is a sequel to: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/20744/The-worst-Fanfic-EVER

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"A young man is teleported to Equestria where he meets all of the ponies that he knows and loves."

Yea, that seems about right.

At first I was like:pinkiehappy::duck:
~READ~
...But then I was like:moustache:
http://images.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw886_1316977601699821.jpeg
I always love to see how people (would) react to remakes of Cupcakes and the like, but you...
You have do well, young padawon:yay:

Soo... Am I suposed to like or dislike this?:derpyderp2:

I am thoroughly offended, good sir. :twilightangry2:

This inadvertently became an incredibly amazing fanfic. The thing that would make this awful is constant spelling & grammar mistakes, but then I would die.

Truly... Truly, a work of art.

:rainbowlaugh:


I'm reminded of a fic I read a while back on Fanfiction.net for Ed, Edd, n Eddy which was called "The Quintessential Ed, Edd, n Eddy Fic".

It basically poked fun at every fanfiction cliche the fandom had seen. My friend, you have done the same here. Everything, EVERY SINGLE THING I HATE ABOUT SOME FANFICTION FOR FiM was included here.

From humanized ponies, to alicorns, to humans oddly landing in Equestria at a high rate, you executed this perfectly.

I oddly found the Pinkie Pie part the funniest, considering that humanized pony stuff gets on my nerves. Not to mention the fact that you completely bypass our expectations of some fantasy-like sex scene there, and make it that the human included here is NOT into clopfics. Perfectly-done, my friend. A parody of parody.:yay:

Not to mention the random addition of Trixie at the end was hilarious.

In general, excellent parody. No need to take it seriously, because even the title makes it known that all seriousness is out the window.

Wonderful work, my friend.:pinkiehappy:

The buck am I reading?

Favorites list...:eeyup:

I began reading this story with low expectations and high standards. How, I wondered, could a mere 1,000 words or so truly capture the essence of what makes every fanfic bad? But, as I read farther, I began to open up to the true, unadulterated brilliance of the narrative. You really have captured every aspect of a bad fancfic, from the blatant self-inserts to the cliche opener to the slightly off-putting almost-clop scene. (Thank you, by the way, for not making that any more graphic than it needed to be to incite readerly hate). And those things I listed are only the tip of the metaphorical iceberg. There are so many things wrong with this story, it's mindboggling. The only possible critique I would have would be to maybe make the grammar a bit worse. I noticed a couple errors, but none of them really obscured the plot or detracted from the readability that much, two hallmarks of terrible fics everywhere.
Overall, this is awful, and oh so gloriously, gloriously ridiculous.
I award you 5 Trollestias out of 5.
:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

WORST. STORY. EVER.

which actually makes it

BEST. STORY. EVER.

but in retrospect it's seriously the

WORST. STORY. EVER,

so, all i all, i find it the

MOST-MILDLY MIND-BOGGLING-SLIGHTLY-R-RATED-HIE-BANANA-CELESTIA-FLUTTERSHY-HUGGING-AWESOME-ALICORN-SELF-INSERT. STORY. EVER!!1!ONE

...you guys do realize this isn't supposed to be a serious fic, right?


This is a parody fic of bad/cliche fanfiction in the FiM fandom.

Don't knock this guy. This is PURPOSELY bad. It's called "parody", :facehoof:

Of the stories that could be written, this is

THE.
BEST.
POSSIBLE,
THING!
:raritywink:

What made this great was the distinct lack of bad spelling. Very nice!

Wonder if dis story makes feature box... I CALLED IT!
EDIT: Yes i freakin' called it!

DAFUQ did I just read?

And why I am reading it a second time?

-Tricondon

:facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:

NOT ENOUGH FACEHOOF

I got to the second paragraph.

No.

Oh god this is perfect.

"And then ripped the universe."
I lost it at that point :rainbowlaugh:

this was so fucking hilarious I think I'm going to do a live read.

Ugh, calling featured.

It was... funny. There were some great lines in there (potassium), and some amusing insights (the "I'm not into clop" when Pinkie's human then "this is oddly sexual" when she's a pony was an, I hope intentional, perfect dig at the hypocrisy of some people when it comes to that sort of thing), but it was let down by being a little too "come at me bro". The best way to puncture an ego is to make it realise its own folly, not shout it down.

Why am I seriously critiquing a trollfic? Your username is "Troll," for God's sake.

Also "the best massage of her fucking life" made me spray Pepsi across the room. Dammit.

I already used this .gif, but this story deserves it:

What Troll is probably thinking:
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This is good satire, I like it.

Smells Like Meta
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on second thought... I might read this to see what is it about.

1. It amazes me that 26246 people were able to register before the username "Troll" was taken.
2. Is the cover pic Seth? :derpytongue2:
3. This fanfic would be made so much worse if it was written in txtspk.

This fic is, in truth
a failure.
Or, more specifically this
transcended its original bounds.
You set out to troll us, Troll.
It
Went Horribly Right. :pinkiehappy:

You lied to me, Troll. I read through this expecting to find everything I hate, yet your grammar was passable and the story was entirely free of major spelling errors. My jimmies remain unrustled.

And "Princess Celestia was not pleased that there was another alicorn, so she threw bananas at him" is the most brilliant thing I've seen from a Troll-fic yet. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png

Hmmmm I see a gary stu, human in equestria, out of character all around.

HAH! you call that bad!? you could do so much worse. Put in Nyx, The Conversion Bureaus, Fallout Equestria, and piss -poor grammar in, then we'll talk.


In seriousness though. This....is...

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I love these stories that parody the fanfic stuff that everybody uses too often...

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY WATS!!

When can I expect my eyes to stop bleeding?

Dude you forgot to have the main character a guy full of angst and a shitty life constantly picked on by bullies for no apparent reason at all.

Someone needs to make a comic about this.

608399
By the Gods you're right.

WE NEED MORE ANGST STAT!

These are my true thoughts on the fic:

AND IT! IS! GLORIOUS!!!!

I cried tears of happyness.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

This is fairly awesome. You're approaching Argembarger levels of trolling, but you are not quite there.

I HAVE FAITH IN YOU NEVERTHELESS

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

You forgot to throw in the memes and bad humor!:rainbowlaugh:

I am so very scared to read this. Yet so very intrigued.

At first I was like :trixieshiftright: but then I :rainbowlaugh:.

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