Fluttershy has been keeping a secret from two ponies she holds very dear. Tonight, she's going to share that secret with the both of them.
A/N: May or may not have been written while drunk.
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Why the fuck are the ads on this site telling me I should buy nickellback tickets?
And why does chrome want to correct that to stickleback? QWait, that might have something to do with the porn I look up.
Well, as soon as you decide it's ready to share with the world, it's going into the Canon AU group. It's pretty danged funny.
WHY
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its jn the queue now.
WHUT
That is a veeeeeeeeeery different Mother Matron than I remember. She must have a nicer twin up in Canterlot...
This story deserves my disdain. Downvoted good sir.
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Carry on, good soldier, you are doing gods work.
This can only lead to good decisions.
,,,This is so brilliantly stupid it loops clean around back to stupidly brilliant.
Only bit of feedback I've really got is that the bit of emptiness before the reveal rather cheapened the twist. Instead of a genuine 'Wait, what?
' moment it become so 110% clear instead that 'the big joke is coming' that it frankly wasn't quite as funny as it could have been for me.
And that's frankly a darn shame.
5932130 Question... was Spike reading all this?
Alright, bronies,
Cheerilee-as-Lunchroom-adore fan art.
Make this happen.
Is the "crime" that they fight called "taxes?"
I don't get it; does this villain have the power to artificially impregnate ponies with baby out of anypony's DNA?
I laughed wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too hard at this. This is..... my sides hurt from laughing so hard! This is so horrible I love it! Drunk writing is the shit!
A lot of drinking could never come up with this weird one.. Perhaps lack of sleep and food helped too....That or you need to stop sleep writing....
That must have been a lot of booze.
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Nah, Spike was reading comics. In the toilet.
I dunno, comics being equestrian porn made MUCH more sense to me last night.
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Nah, I am a fucking lightweight.
And I thought Fluttershy was just bailing out of The Talk. But, no, that actually was it, right there. That'll teach me to dive into fics without checking the tags.
...MARE-DO-WELL.
5933730 Noo I just didn't understand what linked this to the story.
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Ahhh, okay, yeah.
What do Twilight and friends constantly do for Equestria. Fighting Tirek, Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, Starlight Glimmer, etc etc. Technically, that would be fighting crime.
5934612 Right I just thought that Spike was reading all of this with RD and Flutters. Cause it sounds crazy.
5931868 Your profile pic, dear sir and/or ma'am, fits that rant perfectly
5934612 This is the best, most fucked up in the most fucked up way possible, T rated fic I have ever read.
Thanks for the mindfuck, I'm gonna go sit on the toilet for 3 hours or so and collect my thoughts.
All around me are familiar faces. Worn out places. Worn out faces.....
What the hell was that?
I honestly don't know what to say about this. I could tell you were.
Dear god, DrunkYou needs to write more.
Why... Just Why?
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What? Just... what? I came here from reading about how ponies are actually sentient trash cans... but this is way weirder.
6049475 I would very much appreciate knowing what story you are referring to right there O_o
oh and on another note, hi again, I seem to always see you in the comments section.
You wrote the masterpiece that is Fragile Wings, and yet you also wrote this?
And Fragile Wings was your first story on here.
I think you reversed the way progress works. I think you somehow did ssergrop.
6111375 It was Ponies Are Tiny Nuclear Reactors
Yeah, I'm everywhere. I was wondering how long it would take for people to start running into me enough to notice, it always happens eventually.
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Second story, actually. Look Right Through Me was the first, but was actually undergoing proofreading and editing at the time, so Fragile Wings got posted first. It was also a way for me to work out what garnered more views back in the day (when I gave a shit about them) by releasing all at once or releasing over a long time.
As for why I wrote this:
1) I was drunk, and thought it was hilarious (YMMV); and
2) See: previous statement re: giving shits. Lol.
I've stopped writing pony stuff, and this was something I decided to do, whilst drunk, in the span of half an hour or so. *shrugs*
6111419 I think you were actually the first guy to comment on my first story.
6112249 Ah, i see. Why'd you stop writing pony stuff? Lost motivation, lost interest in writing, or just lost interest in ponies, or what?
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Moving on to my own IP stuff instead. There is little I can do commercially with someone else's IP. So moving on to my own stuff.
6113116 oh I see! Doing writing as a proffesion? That's cool! I was going to try to do that too.
I thought this was going in a different direction. I thought that Scootaloo was being dense. I thought it was interesting how comedic this was, since I thought I knew the ending. Knowing the twist clear up some things, like how a superhero-comic could be described as hot.
Of course, does that mean that all adults that have kids fight crime? How does one use protection to not become pregnant? How do stallions give birth? This twist is one of the most interesting spins on the "Scootaloo was orphaned by a Mane Six member" concept in a long time and I'm glad I read it.
I aspire to one day achieve the greatness that you somehow managed to channel into this one story.
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I would say you need to drink then, but I have no idea how old you are irl, and don't want to be an irresponsible adult.
6238516 Not old enough to drink legally, that's for sure.
Hell, I'm barely even old enough to drive legally.
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Then I shall be a responsible adult and not encourage you to drink. Unless it makes you write something crazy hilarious.
Seriously, I should be banned from being a dad.
Scootaloo: So, what do you think?
Apple Bloom: I dunno Scoots, I mean, I like ya an' all, but... I'm just not READY to become Bat Mare.
Scootaloo: Aww, come on! Your parents are dead and everything!
Apple Bloom: *blushing furiously* Sc... Scootaloo...
What's going on? XDDDD I don't understand how this ended.
But.... I kinda like Fluttershy being Scootaloo's mom. Don't know why.
Probably cuz I ship Flutterdash
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Twilight is throwing up and she asks for her friends to come over, just like Fluttershy asked R.D. to come over, with the implication being that, just like Fluttershy, Twilight is pregnant.
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Yeah, 6659842 is right. Sorry, never saw your message, else I would have responded.
Well....that's a thing like what the fuck
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