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A sequel to: The Parliament of Dreams

A hundred years in the future, where Equestria is a parliamentary republic, and cutie marks don't exist, a simple run for take out food ends up being more than Detective Sergeant Ana Kelso bargained for when she discovers a certain pink party pony asleep on the hood of her car... despite the fact that Pinkie Pie is supposed to have been dead for the last fifty years.

First Published
15th May 2012
Last Modified
23rd Sep 2012
#1 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Sequel already? Holy heck you work fast! And I haven't even gotten to Parliament on my reading list yet!

#2 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I guess it's as we've feared - Pinkie Pie is an Immortal.

Can there be only one?

:pinkiehappy: - Spring rolls? Do they taste like Spring? Mm!

#3 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·


#4 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·




When will she start baking some cupcakes.

what happens next

avoiding more blabbering from my mouth

Nice this seems epic.


To celebrate pinkie joining here is 1 of each


and some more madness:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

#5 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

....well fuck. in two ways.

#6 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

First reader (silently saying YES)

Ok will be fun to see what Kelso and Pinkie will do now

#7 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

Oh Pinkie

You are not supposed to eat others rice like that.

more notes

‘Though I do have a lot of hobbies, including party planning, chemistry, making plastic explosives, decorating...’

Zooming in

"Plastic Explosives"

My guess at Kelsos thought patterns

(she's a terrorist)

#8 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

This is Pinkie Pie we are talking about. Causality raises it's tail and shakes its flank seductively whenever she walks by. :pinkiesmile:

...and I STILL need to read Domino Effect! For some reason I keep putting it off! :facehoof:

#9 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh, this should prove entertaining....and horrifying........

#10 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

Given Pinkie's 'thought' processes, her casual mention of making explosives for kicks isn't going to present itself as why Kelso thinks of her as an agent of the NKVD.

#11 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·


Pinkie's BACK?!

AJ is going to flip if she finds out...

wait... maybe more of the Mane 6 are goign to come back, too? :trixieshiftright:

hmm... this merits keeping a clsoe eye on...

btw, just to mention: Parliament of Dreams was the first fimfic I ever read.

And it was good.

#12 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

two updates in one day :D You reallly do work fast.

#14 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

Are we going to see Sparky and Grandma V again?

#15 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

Wheller, you blessed bastard! I needed another story to read!

*throws Bible back into shelf*

Thank you, God! My prayers have been answered...

#16 · 131w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

Man, Kelso handled it better than me...

I would've called them communists and invited Joe McCarthy's posterity to shout obscenities at the guy while flipping de- err...

I mean, I would've kindly asked for him to check the order.

#17 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

A sequel!!! :pinkiegasp: oh hell yes!!! my lucky day, thank you so much :D I loved the first one, damned good bit of writing that!

#18 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

i want to see pinkie meet up with AJ and Vinyl Scratch and they get shocked..

#19 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 3 ·

Absolutely so!

*activating peer pressure*

Keep her! Keep her! Keep her! Keep her! Keep her! Keep her!

at least until you forget to invite her to a party. :pinkiecrazy:

#20 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 3 ·

Okay.....this is getting weird. I half-way expect another pony who doesn't know where she lives to show up: an off-white Pegasus with a poofy yellow mane and lavender eyes calling herself Surprise.

#21 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 3 ·

Loving the story so far ^^. Can't wait for more.

#22 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

going to sleep for a hundred years and waking up on a police car isn't normal, but for Pinkie Pie it is.

Pinkie Pie: not even once.

#23 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 3 ·

that was a great moment

‘The regulo-thingymaggiger wasn’t on all the way!’

My point is not the complaint of name.


they clearly need more engineers over there.

#24 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This should proove to be intresting. Heck of a job Wheller.

#25 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 2 ·

My second favourite pony (Second to Luna) is now back. :pinkiehappy: You were always good at portraying characters personalities . Can't wait to read more.

#26 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 3 ·

"Honey can we keep her?" Do It, Do it, Do it, I'm using your fics to substittute my lack of animated ponies. Nice work.

#27 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 3 ·

>>601690 Are you *suuuure*? :pinkiecrazy: I think it's just miss 'Pinkie Pie' if that is her real name being way more familiar with the modern world than she lets on. Fess up, 'Pinkie', are you a spy? :rainbowdetermined2:

#28 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 3 ·


I was gonna post an answer but i will instead bringup a thought i just found.


For the first time she is not entering  hyper sugar mode and blabbering on about how she knows everypony and sees a newpony but she is just following someone.

Conclusion, Something is VERY wrong here. VERY wrong.

#29 · 131w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 3 ·

>>602417 Yes. Very wrong, but very right.

They just need to smile! ^^ :pinkiehappy:

#30 · 131w, 2d ago · · · Chapter 3 ·

I really REALLY want to read the next chapter, but it isn't written yet! :raritycry:

#31 · 131w, 2d ago · · · Chapter 3 ·


i was expecting a seaquel but I wasnt expacting it to be out this:pinkiesmile: soon

You sir, are an amazing writer :moustache: ,but I just hope that sparky and the rest show up

#32 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 4 ·

congrats your on the front page:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

#33 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 4 ·

Awesome story so far, keep it up!

#34 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 4 ·


Pinkie did some breakfast and soon it seems the REVELATION IS COMING.

#35 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 4 ·


#36 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 4 ·

Applebloom is best VI  :pinkiehappy:

#37 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 4 ·

Wait. So it's going to take 2 hours and however many pull up the name of the Element of Laughter, a famous party pony. A hundred years shouldn't be enough to erase the memory of a pony like that so quickly.

#38 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 4 ·

Watch her jaw scrape the floor when the only records are about a "Pie, Pinkamena Diane: (BR 26-YR 46)" and discuss an Earth pony mare who folded up and died of sheer hard work way too early.

#39 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 4 ·


No, that's how long it takes to check through the entire database. Whether or not it finds something in the first five seconds is irrellivent, because it gives the results together.

#40 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 5 ·

A twist! Dun, dun dun. Keep up the good work!:pinkiehappy:

#41 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 5 ·

I smell a plot coming on.

#42 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 5 ·

Wait a sec here and let me get this striaght *Ahem*:

Pinkie Pie after taking a nap has found herself probably about 100 years into the future, She is found by Kelso, who then was able to confirm that this was in fact Pinkie Pie, then moments later FuterTec releases an anouncement that a mental patient named Sugar Plum has excaped, but this was later ruled false by Kelso (or her partner I can't really remember now). Something tells me that something big is going to happen.

#43 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 5 ·

soo...pinkies dead...but shes really alive?! this. is. gonna. be. AWESOME!!:pinkiehappy:

#44 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 5 ·

IF she's a clone FuterTec made a mistake. You do not clone Pinky Pie. You might as well divide by zero. Or worse you do not pull Pinky Pie from the past.

#45 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 5 ·

Oh, goody!!! :twilightangry2:  FutureTec is cloning the Mane Six!!! :pinkiegasp: Absoflippinlutely marvelous!!:facehoof:

#46 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 5 ·

Wheller, please tell me this is the work of a vortex manipulator, because I'm pretty sure one clone of Pinkie means more clones of Pinkie, and that would rip a whole in the fabric of space worse than an exploding TARDIS. Though it seems odd, anyone else find it more than a coincidence that Pinkie and Applejack appear in the future in their primes, when they were the two that had been manipulated by Overdrive. . .wait a minute, tell me you're not, for the love all that is good in this pony world, tell me you're not. . .

#47 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 5 ·

The Afterlife regretted ever taking Pinkie and gave her back.

#48 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 5 ·

Why am I thinking Brain-scan AI in synthetic bodies? o_o

#49 · 131w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 5 ·

Rainboom_Saturation: He is. :eeyup:

Wheller: A moustache for yet another fantastic story, good Sir. :moustache:

#50 · 131w, 23h ago · · · Chapter 5 ·

Hello, plot. I've been expecting you for sometime now.

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