• Published 24th Apr 2015
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Takes The Cake - sunnypack



There's a bakery in Canterlot. It's exclusive, it's mysterious and it's got cakes to die for. In fact, nopony knows who runs this place, but by golly Celestia is going to find out!

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2 - Bittersweet

Chapter 2: Bittersweet

Celestia was so distracted with how rapidly things had moved that she had barely the concentration to hold aloft the Seven Chocolate Cake in her telekinetic grip. The door in front of her was made of mirrored glass, much like the one in the front of the store. With a faint rumble it slid open by itself as they approached. Celestia could not detect a hint of magic behind the mechanism and it puzzled her at how the door could recognise them and open without some sort of prompt. There was more to this, she was sure of it. Her curiosity grew as they both crossed the threshold and she was thrust into a new world.

Literally.

Feeling a strange sensation like she had been making a particularly tight aerial manoeuvre, Celestia stumbled slightly, disoriented. She shook her head slightly to dislodge the buzzing sensation that persisted in her skull and peeked at her surroundings. It took her a while to get her eyes adjusted, but when they did she could not withhold a gasp.

Beyond the threshold was something that was most definitely not Equestria. For beyond the mirrored halves was a sight so fantastical that Celestia feared to blink, lest she woke from the delirious dreamscape she found herself in. Around her was the cacophony of growling carriages, an open grey-clouded sky and many, many of the similar looking creatures to the one that had lead her through the deceptively plain portal. That they stood upon two legs and had smooth faces was where the similarity ended. Their mane-styling varied in length and their clothing was radically different from one to the other. In fact, none of them walked around naked. They were all determined to be different. She gaped at the alien landscape. There was no way this wasn’t magic, but she hadn’t detected any. How was any of this possible?

All around her was a cacophony of colour, energy and packed hustle and bustle of what was evidently Manehatten-like city life. The only things that Celestia found similar to Equestria were the tall grey buildings and the strangely similar furnishings nearby.

Though sounds around her clamoured in her ears, the creature smiled and his calm voice seemed to pierce through the disharmonious kerfuffle.

“Come, there are seats for us,” he said and the creature gestured at a homely table that did not match the others. Instead of sleek stainless steel that this world was so fond of, the table was made from simple timber, with the woodgrain peeking through.

Celestia hesitated, glancing back the way she came. The mirrored door sat snugly within this world’s doorframe, the mirrored glass out of place against the wooden frame. As some of the strange creatures drifted past, she realised that from the vests they were wearing and the trays they were holding that they sat in a café. A café on an unfamiliar world. It was strange the way passing creatures ignored the alicorn. Was it common to find her here? Celestia searched among the crowd. Somepony must be curious, surely? A smaller one, a foal perhaps, seemed to smile at her and waved. Startled, Celestia hesitantly waved back, but the foal was urged along by her parent.

A sudden thought occurred to her. Had she unwittingly trotted straight into a trap? Was this the nefarious design of a malevolent entity, to trap her on a world unknown, left to fend for herself? Celestia’s gaze drifted back to the cake shop owner. The creature caught Celestia’s ranging look and trapped them in brown depths. She realised that his eyes were a deep hazelnut. Though small, they were full of warm life. There was something about them that was recognisable, yet she couldn’t put her hoof on it. It was in that moment she decided to trust this strange creature, like she trusted her ponies. She forced herself to relax.

“If you wish, you can go back,” he said. “I will understand.”

She blinked at him and flicked an ear. Go back?

“No,” she told him, feeling her lips trace a smile. “I think I will stay for a while.”

He bared his teeth… no, he grinned at her.

“Excellent,” he murmured and gestured to the table. “We’ll get some coffee, or some milk. They go well with this cake. Maybe a little casual conversation to pleasantly pass the time.”

Celestia twitched as she realised that she had been towing the cake along with her all this time. She meekly set it down on the table, remembering belatedly that the cake was a mysterious gift from a mysterious host. She thought she’d finally deciphered who the strange being of Benny Bakery was, but now it occurred to her that she’d barely scratched the surface. She couldn’t help but feel a little excited. She’d thought she knew all there was to know about her little corner of the world, but life had a habit of throwing strange surprises her way.

“So,” the creature continued, waving away a waiter, “you must have some questions for me.” He stared at her, waiting patiently.

Celestia started, but quickly composed herself and cleared her throat.

“Who are you?” she asked softly.

The creature gave her a lopsided smile.

“That,” he said, “is probably the hardest question, despite its simplicity.”

He stretched in his seat, flexing long gaunt arms and wiggling his little appendages at the ends of them. Celestia found them almost hypnotic to stare at, until the monkey-like creature caught her staring and she had to avert her gaze.

“I am what you could call ‘a human’. Simple as that. It is what I am and thus it is part of who I am. My name is also part of who I am. Some have called me ‘Benny’, so I am Benny as well. Finally, what I do is part of the ‘who’ and so calling me Chef is also true.”

The unexpected delivery of his response threw the alicorn off. It took a while to digest what he had told her. His words seemed to ring true, but it seemed a little too…

“Mundane? I suppose so,” the culinary artist leaned across the table. “But do titles make up who you are?” His expressive eyes told her that she’d been speaking her thoughts out loud. That didn’t happen… at least... not unless she was alone.

She drifted back to the question he had asked her. Titles? Celestia found she didn’t have an answer to that. Her life had been consumed by royal duties for as long as she remembered. If what she did was truly who she was, then what was she outside of what she did?

“I-I don’t know,” Celestia answered honestly. She glanced down at her hooves, her anticipation for the treat all but evaporated by the troubling thoughts.

“Perhaps that is why you don’t sleep well and that is why you are out here partaking in cake,” he commented. A clink on the table startled Celestia out of her thoughts. Sitting on the table was a small spoon and a mug of steaming hot chocolate. The rich aroma drifted across the space, tantalising her senses. She licked her lips instinctively.

“Questions for another day,” he finished and with a deft manipulation of his digits, he grasped the spoon and scooped a small portion of the cake. He placed it gently in her mouth, before Celestia could even react.

Surprised, but not unpleasantly so, Celestia’s eyes widened as her tastebuds exploded with the ambrosial addiction that annealed to her tongue. A moan escaped from her throat without volition and the princess could do little to stop the heat from rising to her cheeks as the creature chuckled in response.

“The Chef accepts your compliments. Feel better?”

Celestia resisted the urge to dive under the table. Her royal armour was all but shattered. Eyes narrowed and nostrils flared as she considered the impish eyes that sparkled with levity at her lack of composure.

“Consider such as payment for services rendered,” he said, gesturing to the cake. Seeing her hesitate he began to describe the layers. “Hazelnut cream… Dacquoise of almond interspersed with white chocolate shavings…”

Celestia glanced at the cake and fought the wicked impulse as long as she could. It was futile gesture and she couldn’t help but scoop another titbit and indulge in the seductive allure of the forbidden cake. As sweetness diffused through her mouth, the princess felt that somehow she had fallen into a profound debt without the means to pay.

And she didn’t mean the bits left back at the castle.

Author's Note:

Another chapter? Here you go!

As you might of guessed, this won't be your typical HiE. Appearances can be deceiving.

Next Chapter: Moon cakes?

As always, my logic-defying readers, thanks for reading!

P.S. There's a couple of typos I always seem to miss. I've got to get that editor, don't I?
P.P.S. If I miss your comments for the next day or so, it's because I'm tied up with work and studies, sorry!