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  • 87w, 6d
    Tomorrow, I will have been here for a year.

    Meh.  No big deal.

    Looking forward to new things and backwards at all my other... things... and hoping to improve.  It's been a good year.  Hopefully there will be another good one.  

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  • 89w, 1d
    I regret nothing

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  • 93w, 2d
    Trying New Things

    So I'm going to be stepping out of my comfort zone with my next story.  I want to try new things, write a different kind of story.  I apologize in advanced if you hate the story and want me to go back to my old writing style, but I've been formulating this story for months and have decided I just want to get it out there.  

    It breaks out of my comfort zone in three ways:

    1) It's not centered on comedy or jokes

    2) It has elements of romance in it ("Oh My God TheOnly wat are u doing?" I asked myself the same question)

    3) It has fucking romance in it wtf am I writing

    4) There's a storyline and there isn't a storyline

    5) It has multiple chapters (This one is important.   After abandoning so many fics that I tried to make multiple chapters, I'm going to try to force myself to write all the chapters of this story in hopes that after finishing it I'll have the motivation to go back and finish all my other incomplete fics)

    6) It has an adventure tag (Oh God why)

    7) It has OCs in it, please forgive me.

    (Oh and I kinda ignored fanon... not sure how people are going to take that one)

    Yes.  While the story still has comedy in it, it's much more sparse and doesn't focus on it at all.  I promise I will return to trollery and comedy as soon as this is over, just stick with me here.

    Hopefully things go well.  First time I've been hesitant to submit a fic.  I'm way out of my element here, so just bear with me.  

    In other news, I might be having more free time soon so that means my fic drought may come to an end and I'll finally be able to write more stories again.  So that's it, really.

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  • 101w, 1d
    The Jig is Up

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This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show.  Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.


No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any.  If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment.  Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.

First Published
15th May 2012
Last Modified
3rd Mar 2013
#1 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

just something I tossed together for fun because I was bored and I kept seeing ship fics.  

I'm such an idiot :facehoof:

#2 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

this is really accurate.

#3 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

>>597566 that was the goal

#4 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

No Twipie? I want to see my OTP get ravaged by logic!:fluttercry:

#5 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·


You going to write something on twixie (Twilight x Trixie)?

#6 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

I think you hit the nail on the head here.

#7 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Fluttermac ·

Ooh; I can just smell the inevitable butthurt that will arise from this.

You're a brave man, gotta say. You got a great writing style too. Nice and crisp.

#8 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

Cannot upvote enough.

This was so accurate it's scary. Good job.

#9 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

Dr. Derpy

#10 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Fluttermac ·

That was cute:rainbowkiss:

#11 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·


he did not just hit the hammer on the head, he smashed it in with Mjolnir.

#12 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

:rainbowlaugh: oh god. Rainbows chapter was just... Oh god.

#13 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Rarispike ·

:moustache: seems legit.

#14 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

Now please do a Crysalis-x-Nightmare-Moon one!


This was fun, silly, and short. Well done. *upvotes*

#15 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Rarispike ·

Okay I clearly knew I wasn't gonna win the day here reading the summary (still couldn't help myself) that being said Twilight is closer to his sister then his mom. Celestia actually raised him (Lauren Faust does specify this). I laughed, hell if he were my kid i'd be pretty damn proud of him scoring a babe like Rarity at his age (which is over 13 if we humanize it) :raritywink:

#16 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

"Oh dear," says the shipper, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

#17 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

>>597577 maybe, there's a lot of ships that I haven't written that I could write.

#18 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

Well, I laughed.  Take your like.

#19 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·


all of them, pretty please?

#20 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

This was brilliant. By far your funniest piece I've read! I wouldn't mind seeing more if you ever get bored again :pinkiehappy:

#21 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·


That comment made me laugh hysterically.

#22 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

This is great. Very satirical. :pinkiesmile:

If you do the Tom X Bloomberg ship in this story, I'll die laughing.

#23 · 131w, 5d ago · 4 · · EveryponyDash ·

i faved this story based purely on this chapter


I prefer that one.

Also, cool fic. :twilightsmile:

#25 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

>>597620 the tom x bloomberg ship is the first one on my list of ships to add should I do that.

#26 · 131w, 5d ago · 4 · · Twilestia ·


#27 · 131w, 5d ago · 1 · · EveryponyDash ·

The truth has been spoken.

#28 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Rarispike ·

>>597605 He's got Swag.

#29 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

Dash's chapter was the best chapter. The last line... everypony really needs to get that fact through their thick skulls. :rainbowlaugh:

#30 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·


Douglas Adams FTW. :twilightsmile:

#31 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Twilestia ·

Twilight isn't a normal unicorn.

Apparently she's one of the most powerful unicorns (if not THE) in Equestria.

...I guess that doesn't really make up anything else, though.

#32 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

Dude not trying to be mean but if this is how you really fell its pretty funny i could not take any of these outcomes in a real manner i just laugh at ever ending it was to funny.

#33 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Twilestia ·

This made me laugh so hard.



#34 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Fluttermac ·

Haha I lol'd

#35 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

>>597653 Hence the comedy tag.

#36 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

>>597660 you sir are ment for comedy. your a real discord :pinkiehappy:

#37 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

Calling it right now-


#38 · 131w, 5d ago · · · LyraBon ·

This... I... Wow. I didn't expect me to laugh so hard at this chapter.

#40 · 131w, 5d ago · 1 · · Twilestia ·

Yeah that pretty much sums it up.

#41 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

Oh Celestia you dog. I feel Discord needs freed from the statue anyways *throw hammer* MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

#43 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·


Braeburn was walking to the orchard to find some apples to pick for pie, when he saw something very strange.

The tree that had just arrived (as a present from his cousin) now had an enourmous boulder next to it.

He stared at it for several moments, before exclaiming,

"What the buck?"

#44 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

wow. this, this is perfect. words cannot describe th' amount of awesome this is. *EPIC GENTLMAN OPERA CLAP*

Damn. This is my favorite pairing.


#46 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

Making appropriate grammatical changes as I find them

#47 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·


1000000% agreed.

#48 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

This. This story right here. Give this author an award. Also, it seems this is going to quickly become featured. I approve, and got a good laugh from this.

#49 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

So just out of curiosity...

Are there any ships you think would work?

#50 · 131w, 5d ago · · · Dislestia ·

This whole series got a chuckle out of me. Bravo.

Oh, those poor shippers. Will they ever learn?

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