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This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show.  Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.


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No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any.  If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment.  Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.

First Published
15th May 2012
Last Modified
3rd Mar 2013

Comments ( 1,593 )

#1 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 19h ago · · ·

just something I tossed together for fun because I was bored and I kept seeing ship fics.  

I'm such an idiot :facehoof:

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#2 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

this is really accurate.

#3 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597566 that was the goal

#4 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

No Twipie? I want to see my OTP get ravaged by logic!:fluttercry:

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#5 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597572

You going to write something on twixie (Twilight x Trixie)?

#6 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

I think you hit the nail on the head here.

#7 · Chapter 1 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Ooh; I can just smell the inevitable butthurt that will arise from this.

You're a brave man, gotta say. You got a great writing style too. Nice and crisp.

#8 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Cannot upvote enough.

This was so accurate it's scary. Good job.

#9 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Dr. Derpy

#10 · Chapter 1 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

That was cute:rainbowkiss:

#11 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597580

he did not just hit the hammer on the head, he smashed it in with Mjolnir.

#12 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: oh god. Rainbows chapter was just... Oh god.

#13 · Chapter 3 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

:moustache: seems legit.

#14 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Now please do a Crysalis-x-Nightmare-Moon one!

Anyways...

This was fun, silly, and short. Well done. *upvotes*

#15 · Chapter 3 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Okay I clearly knew I wasn't gonna win the day here reading the summary (still couldn't help myself) that being said Twilight is closer to his sister then his mom. Celestia actually raised him (Lauren Faust does specify this). I laughed, hell if he were my kid i'd be pretty damn proud of him scoring a babe like Rarity at his age (which is over 13 if we humanize it) :raritywink:

#16 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

"Oh dear," says the shipper, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

#17 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597577 maybe, there's a lot of ships that I haven't written that I could write.

#18 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Well, I laughed.  Take your like.

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#19 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597607

all of them, pretty please?

#20 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

This was brilliant. By far your funniest piece I've read! I wouldn't mind seeing more if you ever get bored again :pinkiehappy:

#21 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597606

That comment made me laugh hysterically.

#22 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

This is great. Very satirical. :pinkiesmile:

If you do the Tom X Bloomberg ship in this story, I'll die laughing.

#23 · Chapter 6 · 119w, 18h ago · 4 · ·

i faved this story based purely on this chapter

#24 · Chapter 5 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

*Octascratch

I prefer that one.

Also, cool fic. :twilightsmile:

#25 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597620 the tom x bloomberg ship is the first one on my list of ships to add should I do that.

#26 · Chapter 2 · 119w, 18h ago · 4 · ·

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

#27 · Chapter 6 · 119w, 18h ago · 1 · ·

The truth has been spoken.

#28 · Chapter 3 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597605 He's got Swag.

#29 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Dash's chapter was the best chapter. The last line... everypony really needs to get that fact through their thick skulls. :rainbowlaugh:

#30 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597617

Douglas Adams FTW. :twilightsmile:

#31 · Chapter 2 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Twilight isn't a normal unicorn.

Apparently she's one of the most powerful unicorns (if not THE) in Equestria.

...I guess that doesn't really make up anything else, though.

#32 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Dude not trying to be mean but if this is how you really fell its pretty funny i could not take any of these outcomes in a real manner i just laugh at ever ending it was to funny.

#33 · Chapter 2 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

This made me laugh so hard.

:trollestia:

:twilightangry2:

#34 · Chapter 1 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Haha I lol'd

#35 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597653 Hence the comedy tag.

#36 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597660 you sir are ment for comedy. your a real discord :pinkiehappy:

#37 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Calling it right now-

TOTALLY GONNA GET FEATURED

#38 · Chapter 4 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

This... I... Wow. I didn't expect me to laugh so hard at this chapter.

#39 · Chapter 6 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh:

#40 · Chapter 2 · 119w, 18h ago · 1 · ·

Yeah that pretty much sums it up.

#41 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Oh Celestia you dog. I feel Discord needs freed from the statue anyways *throw hammer* MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

#42 · Chapter 5 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Well, that was depressing.

#43 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597620

Braeburn was walking to the orchard to find some apples to pick for pie, when he saw something very strange.

The tree that had just arrived (as a present from his cousin) now had an enourmous boulder next to it.

He stared at it for several moments, before exclaiming,

"What the buck?"

#44 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

wow. this, this is perfect. words cannot describe th' amount of awesome this is. *EPIC GENTLMAN OPERA CLAP*

#45 · Chapter 5 · 119w, 18h ago · · 1 ·

Damn. This is my favorite pairing.

CURSE YOU REALITY!

#46 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

Making appropriate grammatical changes as I find them

#47 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

>>597643

1000000% agreed.

#48 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

This. This story right here. Give this author an award. Also, it seems this is going to quickly become featured. I approve, and got a good laugh from this.

#49 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

So just out of curiosity...

Are there any ships you think would work?

#50 · Chapter 7 · 119w, 18h ago · · ·

This whole series got a chuckle out of me. Bravo.

Oh, those poor shippers. Will they ever learn?

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