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Twilight trotted to the wooden door of the library, pushing it gently open to make sure that she didn't wake Spike up. She trotted into the room, dropping the books she was carrying onto the ground. It wasn't late yet, so she searched for a good book from the shelves and started to read, but not before she made sure Spike was tucked in.
She trotted up to the bed, but to her surprise it was empty. She checked the entire library for Spike, but he wasn't there.
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Rarity giggled and held Spike close. She smiled as he returned her embrace.
"Let's take this upstairs," she said. Spike's eyes widened as Rarity got up and trotted to the stairs. As Spike picked himself off the ground, he let out an audible yawn, stretching his arms out. He blinked a few times, trying to shake off his drowsiness.
"Spike are you coming or not?"
Spike nodded and took a step forward, but he fell over and plopped onto the ground. A few seconds later he was snoring. It was way past his bedtime, even though it was only about eight o' clock. Rarity rolled her eyes. She didn't want to wake Spike up, but he couldn't stay sleeping on her floor, and she didn't have a spare place for him to sleep. Her horn lit up as she levitated him gently into the air. She brought him back to the library, sure that Twilight was out for the night.
Opening the door, she trotted inside with Spike floating in the air close behind her.
"Rarity!"
Spike dropped to the floor and woke up instantly. Rarity stood straight by the doorway while Twilight approached her. Spike pushed himself from the ground and stood up, scratching his head where it hit the ground.
"What are you doing with Spike, Rarity?" asked Twilight.
"I was... I was just, um-"
"I was at her place after our date," said Spike proudly.
Twilight's eyes widened, and then became cross as she stared at Rarity. "You're dating Spike?!"
Rarity looked at Spike and then back at Twilight before nodding her head shamefully.
"Rarity, Spike is a baby and you're an adult mare. You should know better. And besides, there's no way I'm letting you date Spike. This relationship is over!"
"But MOM," complained Spike.
"Quiet Spike, go to your bed and sleep," demanded Twilight, ushering Rarity out of the library.
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Okay I clearly knew I wasn't gonna win the day here reading the summary (still couldn't help myself) that being said Twilight is closer to his sister then his mom. Celestia actually raised him (Lauren Faust does specify this). I laughed, hell if he were my kid i'd be pretty damn proud of him scoring a babe like Rarity at his age (which is over 13 if we humanize it) 
Rarity... what were those noises in your bedroom?
Well considering Faust hasn't been part of the show's production team since last year, and a recent episode specifies that Twilight was given Spike as an egg, I think we can safely say that particular statement by Faust is non-canon. Besides, I believe she also said that since she's no longer part of the production team, she wouldn't be surprised if they went in a different direction.
This part...uh...well, it DOES seem realistic and plausible. I think it's clear that, IF Spike wanted to actually TRY getting with Rarity, it wouldn't be past her to give him a chance. Twilight DOES care deeply for Spike, and I always consider her to be more of Spike's mother-figure rather than sister, being his surrogate hatcher and all. But, I don't think that Twilight would really come between Spike and Rarity like that. She witnesses Spike's ditzy lovey-dovey attitude, she witnessed Rarity's kiss to Spike, and she never seems to really care. So, I really don't think she'd intervene like that. It's POSSIBLE, but I just don't think she would. Still, it's humorous. 
Twilight is more of a sister, and she doesn't behave in a hostile manner at spike's crush or rarities undeniable affection for him. Just more of a reluctant supporter. If anything, it would be rarity shutting him down due to them "not being at that level yet". She cares for him but it's just not quite at the date part yet on account of him not being mature enough.
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What was said:
Twilight's eyes widened, and then became cross as she stared at Rarity.
What was read:
Twilight's eyes widened, and then became cross eyed as she stared at Rarity.
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Off please.
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I can't imagine this happening. One, for the reason that Twilight is more of a big sis. Two, because if Rarity ever found out about Spike's crush, she probably wouldn't even think twice about it. I mean shes Rarity, she can have any untaken stallion she wants. Why would she go for a baby dragon? With all and all being said, this is much more ammusing 
And then Rarity and Spike elope and flee to Californicationia, like that teacher and the student that was in da news.
And then come the offspring... horrible mutant creatures, neither pony nor dragon. They reproduce rapidly by budding and spores and soon destroy the world...
I mean, come on! Rarity and Spike? A pony and a dragon? That's almost as ludicrous as a donkey and a dragon!
*watches "Shrek"* Oh... damn... well that... damn...
What? I gots swag.
No.
But-
NO!! BUCK! NO!! YOU! UNICORN! LEEEEEEAAAAVVVEEE!!
Look at what you did now Twilight!
Don't have any bucks to give! Go to your room!
And If I refuse?
(picks up phone) Hello, Princess? Yes. Yes, Spike was just telling me how much he likes bananas-
NOOOOOO (zips up stairs)
Like a boss.
And then Rarity was prosecuted, and went to jail
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As much of a Sparity fan as I am, and I do consider myself to be a rather large one, this is friggin' hilarious! On the other hoof, I could see this taking a turn for the worse...
You can't tell me what to do!
Oh yeah, and just what do you intend to do about it, young dragon?!
20 minutes later....
Twilight is chasing a 30 ft tall Spike down Mane Street, screaming and shouting at him.
How could I forget that all he needed to do was actually focus on his greedy side and that he was just supressing it? *dodges part of a building* You get back here this instant young dragon! When I get my hooves on you you'll be lucky if you can sit for a week!
Also, am I the only one that heard Cartman's voice when the "But Mom" line came up?
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