One day Twilight wakes up just to discover the most important discovery in her whole life: she is a pancake. And she is determined to show how she is delicious for everypony.
VERY delicious OOC TWILIGHT
Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.
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It's OK, Twilight, we already know you're delicious.
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......k I'll go with it...
And that, everypony, is how we do things on the Internet
Then who is waffle?
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Surely you meant: How many points do I receive?
Mmm. Agreed.
And how would you know how tasty she is, Rainbow?
.....
I laughed so hard!!! I'm pretty sure my neighbors think I'm crazy now... if they didn't already.
And so the crazy pandemic spread over the entirety of Equestria as each and every pony Twilight Sparkle came into direct contact with became another foodstuff, as did the ponies whom were touched by the ponies she touched and so on and so forth.
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What in the flying buttmonkeys did I just read?!
But Twilight, that was a compliment. Percentages are measurements relative to the whole. If being covered in chocolate syrup only makes you 20% more delicious, that means you were already 5x as delicious as chocolate to begin with! That's super delicious!
Proof:
x = chocolatey deliciousness
p = Princess of Pancakes
x = (1/5)p
x = p/5
x(5/1) = (p/5)(5/1)
5x = (p/5)(5/1)
5x = p
Therefore,
p = 5x
Pan cake
muffin
bubble gum
apples
lemons
skittles
marsh mellow
grapes
banana
chocolate rootbeer float
*laughs*
That was amazing.
“I’m pancake!” Twilight screamed as she shot past.
Applejack shook her head. “What in the hay? Either she’s drunk or Ah am.”
Twilight smiled and did a little dance. “The time has come to show to all of Equestria how delicious I am!”
Celestia frowned. “Twilight, first I must tell you something too.”
“What?”
“You’re not a pancake.”
At that moment Twilight’s world fell apart. She had been lying to herself the whole morning. How could she be such an idiot to believe these lies? “Noooooooo!” She fell to the floor and wailed. Celestia watched with a raised eyebrow.
“But.. if I’m not a delicious pancake, then what am I?”
“You’re a pony, Twilight.”
“Oh…” Twilight pondered for a moment. “So… I must show all Equestria how I’m smarty!”
Noice.
5865687 Something really crazy
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5865702 33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m374i5Xv7u1rqfhi2o1_500.gif
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That's another total different story we got there
5865737 So Celestia is a banana? Headcanon freaking accepted!
I'm pretty sure this outdid my Pancake fic in craziness.
All I could picture is Twilights face from the episode she went crazy on.- she even did the " Heeey Girls! " in the spa lol.
Fav'd and hoofed up.
5866383 Hehe, sometimes I like to write episode-like fanfics. Not that this could be a episode, but you know. When I was writing I just could see that one face in my mind too I'm glad you like it! And just to say: You made a great job with your pancake fanfic
Yas! Muffin Mare!!!
Jokes on you, I'm eating waffles! And this is hilarious!
...wat? Just, what? Was this one of those written at 4am stories? :|
Also, I bet the stallions and some mares would like to give Twilight a cat bath. :€
Shut up and take my like!
5866225 I'm probably being presumptuous here, but I'm getting the impression that you don't know how to use quotes on Fimfiction. That, or you just use them like that on purpose.
But hey, you've been on the site for over two months, so once again, I'm probably just being presumptuous.
If Twilight is a pancake, would Fleur Dis Lee be french toast?
...
This! This is amazing!!
Well. That happened.
Oh, okay then. You have earned a mustache.
This was stupid.
But that last line with ! Obviously this isn't the first time crazy came to a life-changing discovery.
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What have I just read?
How about both?
That one is so shameless old...
Good work!
Congratulations, you had sucessfull destroy her whole conception of the world. Are you happy now?
: "Yes."
Good story!
Am I the only one who thinks this is not too OOC for Twilight?
6556641 The OOC was the objective.
Is the picture glitching or something? Looks strange.
6774920 Why? Is it like... it looks like a lot of images or something? Because for me the pic is normal. But something like this happened in another story that I saw, the cover art glitched but then came back to normal
6774935 It was like that for me once.
6774942 Then don't worry, it's a site glitch. I think the staff may fix if someone warns them about it.
>>Mistress Spectrum
> Hillbe So Celestia is a banana?
Headcanon freaking accepted!
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Yes. Yes she is.
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Don't forget Sunset being bacon!
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Nopony knows.
This ending is better because muffins.
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So... food zombies?
Yeah okay I can handle that.