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Metool Bard


A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?

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The Crusaders are planning a little sleepover to prove that they're responsible enough to take care of themselves. To this end, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle decide to pick up a pizza for dinner. What follows is a series of mistakes that may make for an intriguing noodle-scratcher for the outside observer. But for the Crusaders, it just leads to empty stomachs and embarrassment.

Based on a true story.

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Based on a true story, huh. :duck: That must have been quite the story. It's funny how life can be so much better than fiction at times.

5790512 Yeah, well. Anyone who's familiar with my work knows that I get inspiration from the weirdest places sometimes. :derpytongue2:

5790524 And we wouldn't have if any other way. :raritywink:

:facehoof: Scootaloo...you know those pizza places have packets of pepper flakes you could've just asked for...

I mean the rest of it, yeah, that happened, but Scoots didn't need to dump pepper on the pizza before they even left the shop.

5791103 Well, that's actually how it happened in the true story this was based on. I don't know what else to tell you. :applejackunsure:

5791302 Oh I know, and some people are dumb enough to do that. I was just commenting on how derped-up it is to do that. :twilightsmile:

These are two pizza love songs I think go good with this story:

5791103 But why would you use packets if there is a better alternative? I never liked this whole "Oh we gotta put everything into tiny little plastic containers and charge customers extra for it" business practice. It's just so wasteful.

Also only one pizza for three people? This better be at least a meter in diameter.

"Hey, look on the bright side," said Scootaloo, forcing a smile. "At least we've got a funny story to tell our kids."

:rainbowhuh: Scootaloo, is there something you'd like to share with us?

lol Personal experience, huh? Hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

5791939 That was just an inside joke relating to the origin of this story. It's best not to think too much about it. :derpytongue2:

Classic sitcom fodder :rainbowlaugh:

And a cute little story too :ajsmug:

Yeah.. If I ever have a sleepover, that'll happen.

Beads of sweat dripped from here brow

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I laughed once or twice.

6597532 Whoops! Thanks for catching that, mate. :twilightsheepish:

welp that took a turn for the worst...

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