Currently undergoing rewriting; only the "Chapter: Number" (e.g. Chapter One) chapters count.
“My name’s Daisy Jo Martinez. I was born – or so my birth certificate says – on March 30, 2012. I’m married with two kids, my husband’s a Naval officer. I’m originally from a town just outside of DC called Winchester, Virginia – apple capital of America, yay, go me. I’m a Republican – that tends to shock a lot of people – and I’m a practicing Catholic – and that tends to shock more people than the first, and like I said, I’m married – I think people start passing out at that point. I've lived a happy, charmed life and I’m proud to be an American.
“And as you can also see, I’m a pony. Well, physically anyway."
And now with its own TV Tropes page!
10th May 2012
1st Mar 2013