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    (CJ)Cave Johnson here, (TW)Twilight Sparkle here, (CJ)and we will be testing the least safe parts of science possible! First, we're going to see if we can turn Scootaloo into a chicken! (TW)For science! (CJ)Yes yes, for science! Then we will see if Applejack can survive if we replace her apple trees with combustible lemon trees! And last but not least, you all might have wondered, what happens when you give Pinkie Pie coffee? Well, we're about to find out! (TW)For science! And many more! The possibilities are endless!

    First Published
    15th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    2nd Dec 2012

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    #1 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    :pinkiehappy:

    #2 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    wat. the. FUQ! :derpyderp2::applejackconfused::rainbowderp::twilightoops:

    #3 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    :pinkiehappy:

    ...that is all.

    #4 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE:pinkiehappy:

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    No she wont. Trolololo

    #7 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    erm... -downloads image, makes background then reads story-

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    Don't worry Scootaloo, you'll be fine!" Cave Johnson put a hoof over his mouth, and whisped to Twilight, "no she won't."

    :trollestia:

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    The power of the Spice is strong with this one.

    #10 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    WUH:derpyderp2::twilightoops:

    #11 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    Pinkie now loves coffee...

    Equestria is officially doomed.

    #12 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    Do a rainboom test oh please do a rainboom test! For science!

    #13 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 11h ago · · ·
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    >>753786

    Good idea, I'll see what I can do with it.

    #14 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 10h ago · · ·
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    DA FUCK:rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh:

    #15 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 10h ago · · ·
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    Don't forget Sweetie Belle and Applebloom need to be turned into dictionaries:pinkiehappy:

    Moonfire~ I have lots of things that you could do to Trixie:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

    Me~ :facehoof: why do- you know, some of those ideas are actually good...

    Moonfire~ Eeeyup:moustache:

    #16 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 10h ago · · ·
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

    FOR SCIENCE!!:twilightsmile::trollestia:

    #17 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 10h ago · · ·
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    Only Pinkie.:pinkiesmile:

    #18 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 10h ago · · ·
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    That was a horrible idea but it was

    For science

    #19 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 10h ago · · ·
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    YES

    #20 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 10h ago · · ·
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    SCIENCE! :pinkiehappy::twilightsheepish:

    #21 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 10h ago · · ·
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    I will burn your house down (with the lemons!)

    #22 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 10h ago · · ·
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    Pinkie Pie and coffee making an explosion reminded me of something I've seen before

    #23 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 10h ago · · ·
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    #24 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 10h ago · · ·
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    >>753969

    Hehe, that's where I got the idea. :twilightsheepish:

    #25 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 9h ago · · ·
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    *Turrets

    #26 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 9h ago · · ·
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    >>754113

    Derp. Good catch, I'll go fix that now.

    Stupid nonexistent 'n' sound...

    #27 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 9h ago · · ·
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    She got closer to the class

    *glass

    #28 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 9h ago · · ·
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    #29 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 9h ago · · ·
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    #30 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 8h ago · · ·
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    I love this.

    #31 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 8h ago · · ·
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    Very good story my good man

    :twilightsmile:

    #32 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 7h ago · · ·
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    I love science!who needs magic?

    #33 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 7h ago · · ·
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    And now were all fucked....for science!

    #34 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 7h ago · · ·
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    null

    That is all. For science!

    #35 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 7h ago · · ·
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    I faved this hllarious fic.

    FOR SCIENCE!

    :twilightsmile::twilightoops::twilightsmile:

    #36 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 7h ago · · ·
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    LOL Turrets scoots is ganna get RAPED!

    #37 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 7h ago · · ·
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    I was expecting more fire XD

    #38 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 7h ago · · ·
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    Noooo, why did this fic have to be Complete? It is so awesome!

    #39 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 7h ago · · ·
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    >>754726

    Oh, yeah, I'll go change that.

    I need to add one more chapter.

    #40 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 6h ago · · ·
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    "The alarm must mean it's working!"

    I literally fell off of my bunk bed when I read that. And I'm not misusing the term literally, here. It hurt, especially since I couldn't stop laughing. This is hilarious.

    #41 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 6h ago · · ·
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    Supermodels are perfect examples of scientific excellency!

    #42 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 4h ago · · ·
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    It looked like this: *picture* But about thirty times larger. "I won it in a cereal box," Twilight replied.

    I laughed so hard at that! :rainbowlaugh: I love this story; can't wait for the next update!

    #43 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 4h ago · · ·
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    A penguin with three flippers that can shoot tacos out of it's eyes? I want one. Now!

    #44 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 4h ago · · ·
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    :rainbowhuh:...Are you high while writing this?

    Cause I can't stop laughing. This is too funny!

    #45 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 3h ago · · ·
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    What narcotics do you use to make such hilarity? How many poppyseed muffins must one eat?

    #46 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 3h ago · · ·
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    >>755451

    >>755669

    Heh, I'm not on drugs, but I'm VERY random.

    I like to tell people that, I'm not random, I just think faster.

    #47 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 3h ago · · ·
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    MUST WRITE MORE!!! :flutterrage:

    I don't care how many bronies you torcher or sacifrice to get more, just do it. :pinkiecrazy:

    And no Mr.Bubble's I don't want any of your P&J. :pinkiecrazy:

    ( Sorry for the last comment. :ajsleepy: The brony who wirte it as just been taken to the nut house.  Thank you for your time. :twilightsmile: )

    I DON'T LIKE NUTS!  :facehoof:

    #48 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 2h ago · · ·
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    This is so crazy... Why is this so awesome?!!! :ajsmug::pinkiehappy::twilightsmile:

    #49 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 1h ago · · ·
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    Ponyture Science: Advancing the crazy frontier since *need FiMFiction hyper account to see this number* years ago.:applejackconfused:

    #50 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 1h ago · · ·
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    >>754814 Yes indeed!

    #51 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 58m ago · · ·
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    #52 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 56m ago · · ·
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    Thumbs up for, Orbital Friendship Cannon.

    #53 · Chapter 4 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh my god this is hilarious... but so random it makes no sense at all... A trampoline that stops penguins from growing three flippers and shooting tacos out of there eyes?!:rainbowlaugh: cant wait for what youll come up with next.

    #54 · Chapter 2 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>754580

    DRINKS ALL AROUND

    #55 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    um...yeah...science...

    (wtf is going on?):rainbowhuh:

    #56 · Chapter 4 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    silly rainbow you can't defeat science!

    #57 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This turned from bears into NUIAEVH ONML LWMl,MHIML M in ten seconds flat

    #58 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    So much science I can't take it!:flutterrage:

    #59 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    nonstop laughing for the last 3 minutes!!!!!

    #60 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Making fabric smart instead of dumb as Sweetie Belle says.

    #61 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    DERPY IS BEST SCIENTIST :derpytongue2:

    #62 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Yeah! Science is my favorite religion!!! Other than my other actual religion, but that's not important! Go science! You need to do something about Coltic tribes of Equestria. You just must.

    #63 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This is like my life: weirder by the second, but funnier

    #64 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Cave Johnson, we're done here.

    #65 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    only cave johnson

    #66 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    For Muffins! :derpyderp1: And science! :pinkiehappy:

    ( Great, the nut job loss, again. :twilightoops: Can someone get me my trankalizer gun. :twilightsmile:

    The nut job has it. :trollestia: :facehoof: )

    #67 · Chapter 4 · 47w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Your not random or insane you just jave passed the mortal realm of thinking and literally became the god of geniuses

    At least that what i tell.my self when i am broken.in a hospitol bed after science.

    #68 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 4d ago · · ·
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    SCIENCE!

    #70 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 4d ago · · ·
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    #71 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #72 · Chapter 4 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    "Full power achieved, Orbital Friendship Cannon is ready to be activated," said a robotic voice on the satellite. Then, Rainbow Dash fell back down to Earth, but conveniently landed in a large trampoline designed to keep penguins from growing three flippers and shooting tacos out of there eyes. Twilight and Cave Johnson highhoof'd each other, and said in unison,

    "For science!"

    I'm submitting this to WTFFANFICTION right now.

    #73 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>803150 Oh, god, what have you done?

    #74 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>803150 Ummm....I....wow.......

    #75 · Chapter 2 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlNw5ZuDYsk

    #76 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>803150  What the fff-     :derpyderp2::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpyderp1:

    #77 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    dafuq am I reading but what ever it is I LOVE IT

    SO THROW THE CHEESE:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

    #79 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #80 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    A jellyfish that does laundry every time somepony realises that traffic light buttons do nothing and a igloo made out of middle-aged woman.

    Ok... :unsuresweetie:

    I just spam the buttons.

    #82 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>756793

    Well, this is Cave Johnson we're talking about, here.

    #83 · Chapter 2 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Looks like Cave wasn't the only one hitting the mercury...:derpytongue2:

    #84 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Hmm, I was expecting more.  Pinkie must mainline caffeine when nopony's looking.:pinkiehappy:

    #85 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    "Aperture Science.We do what we must because we can."

    #87 · Chapter 4 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>755870

    You don't dare out-random Pinkie Pie.  You'll break the forever, and I haven't had my coffee, yet. :pinkiegasp:

    #88 · Chapter 5 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #89 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>803385  

    Also You Won't Be By.... Luck Asociated With Rolfdude?

    #90 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Poor Scootaloo...I mean Scootachicken

    #91 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Equestria is going to end since Pinkie now loves coffee.

    *Prepares Spike's Accent*

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......................................................................

    #92 · Chapter 4 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    RAINBOW!!!! WHY!?!?! Wait..... For science.:pinkiehappy:

    #93 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    W-wh-WHAT?! B-bu-bu-bu... SCOOTALOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    #95 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Physics?

    #96 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I can tell I am going to enjoy this immensely. :pinkiecrazy:

    #97 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>803316  All dat science...

    Shit's about to get real

    #98 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    For science. you monster.

    #99 · Chapter 4 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    HUZZAH! LEARNING THINGS... FOR SKY ANTS!

    #100 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    FOR SHY HENS!

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