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"Careful Twi, careful," Cave Johnson directed Twilight has she held a cup 'o coffee with industrial tongs. The coffee was ninety percent caffeine. Any reaction at all would be an amazing one, if not one that will cause a nuclear melt down, thereby dooming Equestria to a fallout. Oh well, it's for science! "Now, bring in the test subject." They all were in a lab room, that was three miles underground and covered in five inch steel. A large bullet-proof window revealed an area with Pinkie Pie standing off to the side. It was completely white, with the exception of the large yellow 'X' in the middle, which was a symbol where the coffee will go. A robotic arm hung from the ceiling, holding onto a cup 'o Joe. It was covered in red warning labels. Twilight was on a console that was connected to the robotic arms. "Okay, now lower it." Twilight did as told, and the arms slowly went down. The coffee was placed gently on the floor, not a drop spilled. The arm quickly shot upwards back into the ceiling. Twilight held a clipboard in her hoof and a pencil in her mouth. Her eyes were fixated on what would happen. Cave Johnson tapped his hooves together, in nervousness.
Pinkie Pie smelled the air, and found the steaming coffee. She trotted over to it, with utmost curiosity. Her tongue was out, getting ready to drink out of the coffee. Every inch she got closer to the hot beverage, the two scientists got closer to the glass. Pinkie put her mouth on the cup, sniffed in the air, and dove right into the cup. She disappeared in a splash of brown liquid.
"Where did she go?" Twilight asked Cave Johnson.
"I have no idea," was Cave's only answer. They stood in silence for a few more moments, then an insane Pinkie Pie shot out of the cup, bouncing all around the room. The glass cracked as she crashed into walls. An alarm went off.
"ALERT ALERT! CRAZY LEVELS IN TEST SECTOR V ARE REACHING DANGEROUS LEVELS!" Said a robotic voice. The glass window grew bigger cracks with every bounce from Pinkie.
"Bad idea bad idea! Run away!" Cave Johnson yelled as they ran into an elevator. Twilight slammed the up button as they piled in. Elevator music played in the background as it slowly rose upwards.
"Wait," Twilight asked, "when did we get elevators in Equestria?" Cave Johnson only shrugged. After a minute or so of awkward silence, the elevator opened and they were outside.
"I think the lab's okay. We should head ba-" *BOOM* A large explosion exploded in front of them, right over the lab. Pinkie Pie shot upwards, and then landed near the two scientists. Pinkie then ran around them.
"Hiya!" Pinkie said as she ran around them. "That coffee was good I love coffee have you ever tried coffee I need more coffee I wonder what was even in that stuff oh hey I didn't see you there Twi have you tried the coffee I love coffee can I have more coffee!" Pinkie took a breath of air, then shot up into the sky, like a rocket.
"There goes the lab..." Cave Johnson said to himself.