There are many characters out there with similar names.
And with these two, it ends up being a battle of punching versus kicking!
Big Macintosh, the soft-spoken farmer…
...and Little Mac, the WVBA Champion.
I’m Yah-Shee and he’s Arrell, and it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win an Equestrian Death Battle.
Species: Earth pony
Special talent: Apple farming
Occupation: Farmer at Sweet Apple Acres
Applejack and Applebloom's older brother
Physically most powerful pony on the show
Can drag houses and buck crowds of ponies
Typically says very little
Big Macintosh, known to many simply as Big Mac, is an earth pony farmer and the older brother of both Applejack and Apple Bloom; both of whom are former DEATH BATTLE: Equestria competitors, with he himself also being one, having faced Iron Will before.
And he kicked his scrawny flank!
Yeah, that happened. Since Big Mac has already appeared, we'll just give a quick review on his abilities.
Like his sisters, he's got typical earth pony features. No wings or magic, but makes up for it with power!
So far, Big Mac has been shown to be the most physically strong pony to appear on the show. He can drag an entire house and barely be slowed down, capable of pulling it halfway across Ponyville without being worn out.
Take that, Chuck Norris!
He is sturdy and enduring, not even flinching while accomplishing various difficult tasks which many other ponies would consider impossible, including sending an entire crowd of ponies flying at least a mile away just by charging through them.
Big Mac doesn't have any weapons or armour. He just has his yoke, his strength, and his famous single-word phrases.
Yes. Big Mac may be strong, but he's very soft-spoken and shy. He doesn't speak much to anypony outside his family, and even then he keeps his sentences short. However, it is also implied that he is rather intelligent, handling most of the mental chores around Sweet Apple Acres since Granny Smith is too old, Applebloom is too young, and Applejack is...
"Don't use yer fancy mathematics ta muddle the issue!"
...like that.
Yeah, like that.
"Eeeyup."
Species: Human
Occupation: Professional boxer
Trained by Doc Louis
Has won multiple boxing championships
Can become Giga Mac
Typically says very little
And in this corner, standing in at 5 foot 7 inches, weighing in at 107 pounds, from Bronx, New York, USA. Little Mac!
Little Mac is a young boxer who wanted to join the World Video Boxing Association, or WVBA. So he traveled to New York City to train under former Heavyweight champion, Jerome “Doc” Louis.
Heavyweight is right! He’s a grade-A chocoholic. If he’s not eating it, he’s talking about it. Sounds like my kind of guy! Though we’re not here to talk about Doc, we’re here to talk about Mac.
Little Mac is quick on his feet, able to dodge many fast and strong attacks from many much larger opponents...with most of those larger opponents usually being racial stereotypes. Seriously, tell me I'm wrong.
Though he can get tired if he gets hit enough, or enough of his attacks get blocked. But Little Mac isn’t just able to dodge these much larger guys; he’s able to knock them around as well.
Of course, Little Mac wouldn’t be able to do most of this if he didn’t have any special abilities.
Little Mac has mastered the Star Punch; a powerful uppercut that, when hit at the right moment, can knock down or even knock out an opponent, and can for some reason send some sort of stereotypical food flying out of his opponent.
But this isn’t all he can do. Little Mac can also transform into the powerful goliath known as Giga Mac.
Unlike “Little” Mac, Giga Mac is a hulking powerhouse that’s able to deal extraordinarily strong strikes on opponents. Unfortunately, he also becomes slower in this form, making him a little easier to hit. Plus this form doesn’t last extremely long, and if he becomes Little Mac again, it might be a while before he can turn into Giga Mac again. But look at him! He only needs a few seconds in that form to break just about any bone in anybody's body!
In the end, Little Mac is a great boxer. Whether it be Glass Joe, King Hippo, Bald Bull, or even Donkey Kong or Mike Tyson, Little Mac is able to come out on top no matter how great the odds are against him.
“Haha! Whoo hoo! Yeah!”
Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all.
IT’S TIME FOR AN EQUESTRIAN DEATH BATTLE!
In his training room, Little Mac was shadow boxing inside the ring when he heard someone step inside the ring. He turned to see a large red earth pony with a blond mane, wearing a yoke around his neck. Big Macintosh.
“Nope,” Big Mac said as he stepped forward. Both Macs took up a battle stance.
Big Macintosh didn’t waste any time and charged at Little Mac. Right as Big Mac reached him, he skidded to a halt, turned himself around, and attempted to buck Little Mac in the face. Little Mac, however, ducked under the kick before it could even hit him.
When Big Mac turned back around, a green boxing glove hit him right in the face as Little Mac’s punch connected right to his face, making Big Mac reel back quite a bit. Little Mac then pushed forward and punched again with his other hand, then again with his first hand, then again with his other one. Between them Little Mac landed six hits, each one sending Big Macintosh reeling back even more.
Right as Little Mac threw a seventh punch, however, Big Mac ducked under it and headbutted Little Mac right in his stomach. Little Mac stepped back a bit while holding his gut, not seeing the twin hooves of Big Macintosh flying out at him. Both connected right into his face.
The impact of Big Mac’s buck sent Little Mac flying back into the ropes, upon which he bounced off the ropes and right into another buck to the face. With the second buck, Little Mac fell back, landing on the mat. Despite being dazed, the young boxer reached over and grabbed bottom rope, then the second rope, then finally the third as he slowly pull himself back onto his feet.
Seeing this, Big Mac went it for another buck, but Little Mac managed to evade it by moving to the left and quickly jabbed Big Mac in his side. Big Mac let out a small wheeze in pain as he turned around and stepped back. After a quick recovery, he blew some air out of his nostrils in anger.
Big Mac then suddenly charged forward at full speed. Little Mac didn’t have any time to react at all as Big Mac quickly turned and bucked him with enough force to send him flying straight out of the ring.
Little Mac landed on the hard floor of the gym, coughing in severe pain. At this point, he knew for certain that this was serious and that he couldn’t hold anything back. With a grunt, he prepared himself...
Back inside the boxing ring, Big Mac just stood there watching Little Mac, wondering to himself if he would even get up. Right then without warning, Little Mac suddenly hopped back to his feet and jumped back in the ring. However, he was taller than he had been previously and was much more muscular than before. He was also clearly much angrier, if the look on his face indicated anything. And on top of it all, his black tank top was gone.
Little Mac had become Giga Mac.
If Big Macintosh had been surprised by this in any way, he certainly didn’t show it. Giga Mac, for his part, didn’t waste any time as he threw his gloved fish down at Big Mac, but he dodged to the side just in time. Giga Mac then quickly threw another punch with his other fist and hit Big Mac right in his abdomen.
Big Mac felt an immense wave of pain of flow through him as he was sent flying back into the ropes just like he had done with Little Mac before. Unlike Little Mac, though, he didn’t bounce off them. Bic Mac just landed on his hooves holding his stomach. If the pain in his abdomen told him anything, it was that Little Mac’s new form wasn’t just for show.
Giga Mac then brought both fist up into the air. Big Mac, seeing this, got back up and rushed him. Again as he reached him, he skidded to a halt, turned himself around once again, and bucked Giga Mac right in the chest.
The moment Big Mac’s buck connected to Giga Mac’s chest, Big Mac noticed him reel back in pain. Clearly he could still hurt him. Big Mac took advantage of this and bucked him in the chest again, and again, and again. After the fourth buck however, Giga Mac jumped back and threw another punch, hitting Big Macintosh square in the back of his head. The resulting impact knocked him down onto the mat right on his face.
It took a moment for Big Mac to get back up onto his feet. When he did, he saw that Giga Mac was suddenly Little Mac again. Even his tank top was back somehow. Little Mac’s face was all bruised, with one eye being so swollen it was partially shut. Despite this, he still held a look of determination. Gritting his teeth, Little Mac punched Big Mac in the side of the head before he even had a chance to react.
Big Macintosh tried to turn around and buck him in the face again, but Little Mac hit him with another strong jab to the face before he could. At that, Big Macintosh backed up to one of the corners of the ring before he suddenly charged forward.
Little Mac just stood his ground and waited for Big Mac to get closer. Right as Big Mac was about to reach him, Little Mac took a step back, drew him fist down, then suddenly brought it back up for a powerful uppercut.
The star punch connected with Big Mac’s jaw as the impact twisted his head sideways and made a loud cracking sound. Big Macintosh was sent backwards through the air, with apples flying everywhere for some reason. After a few moments of slow motion, Big Mac and said apples all landed on the ring mat.
Little Mac just stood where he was, out of breath, before wiping sweat from his forehead and turning to go rest.
K.O.
Well, that was certainly a hard-fought battle, but now Little Mac faces an even tougher challenge: explaining to Doc Louis why there's a giant dead pony in the ring!
Big Macintosh is certainly a powerful competitor, and this battle was extremely close. However, enough factors pushed the battle into the littler Mac's favour.
While Big Mac had more power, Little Mac had more speed, but that alone wasn't enough for either of ‘em, even when Little Mac became Giga Mac. Sure, he was more powerful, but he was also slower, so if anything, Giga Mac made the battle more even.
In the end, Little Mac had to rely on his signature move, the star punch, which has both strength and speed behind it; more than enough to completely break the neck of a pony even as sturdy as Big Macintosh. So it was enough to get the job done.
Now we know what some of you might be thinking: how can this guy possibly be able to withstand Big Mac’s kicks when Big Mac can crack trees in half with just his right leg?
Little Mac has fought, and could survive a hit from, Donkey Kong. As seen in Donkey Kong Country Returns, Donkey Kong can punch a moon out of orbit. Now, assuming that the Mushroom World’s moon is the same size as Earth’s moon, and that Donkey Kong was hitting Little Mac at full force, that means that Little Mac can survive a hit of 3.8 x 10^28 joules. Which is, obviously, way more than it would take to knock away a crowd of ponies or move a house.
Big Mac may be strong, but in the end, he just got punched-out!
The winner is Little Mac.
Next time on DEATH BATTLE: Equestria:
Before the tournament began, we had a battle between the three main antagonists of the series: Nightmare Moon, Discord, and Queen Chrysalis. The winner was Nightmare Moon, and the plan for her to battle another character was scrapped.
But now, over a year later, perhaps it's time for her to return to the battlefield...now that another demonic creature of the night has been declared "canon" in Equestria. A background event many missed, now taking on the Queen of the Night...
Got a suggestion for an Equestrian Death Battle? Post a comment below suggesting matchups, or send me a PM with suggestions in it!
You may suggest OC characters, provided they are from a story or other fan creation that is at least somewhat well-known.
Please do not suggest matchups that have already happened. You may suggest individual characters to appear in matches against a different opponent than one they have fought previously, but suggestions like those are less likely to be used (unless I REALLY like the idea).
I've waited for a death battle like this! I'd love to see it animated!
Idea: Discorded Whooves vs. Cheese Sandwich. Doesn't make much sense, but still.
So next comes silence vs. maniacal laughter. I wonder...
...
Congratulations to Mac.
4118351 Sadly, the only person I know who could do good-quality animation on this level (and would be willing to do so) could only do it as a paid commission. Which would end up costing a few thousand dollars. So I don't think I'll be able to get any of these animated for a while, if at all.
4118369 Aw, that's a shame.
4118378 I was all excited to get an animated version of an upcoming battle, but the estimated price for such an animation would've been anywhere from $30,000 to $45,000. That is simply money I do not and likely will never have.
I guess Big Mac got his ass whoppered...I'm terrible at making puns
Irony is that their was a Death Battle today. Luigi VS Tails. And honestly; I call BS!! Not the story, it's amazing, I meant the Luigi VS Tails. First of all, Luigi didn't (Or more like not able to) use most of his abilities. For example, they said that Luigi struggled to lift a turnip! Not true! Luigi, proven in another Super Mario; he was able to lift a building, and kick it!! Do you know how ridiculous that is!! They didn't even research that!!! They just assumed he was a strong as a new born baby! Plus, they cut back on most of his tools/abilities, and let Tails keep most of his!! Sure, Tails is smart, but he may be fast, but not strong enough to kill Luigi. In all honesty, one punch to the face on tails and it's over. But no, they had to be Sonic Fans, and be complete BS about it!!
I'm sorry, I'm angry that they totally just rigged the match, but this story is amazing. Sorry.
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They didn't rig the match.
Do you really think that Wiz and Boomstick DIDN'T research that? They research every possible source for every character and they do put honest to god effort into it.
Even if they did take that into account, the outcome of the match wouldn't be any different. Tails is still smarter than Luigi and has an arsenal that was more than capable of handling anything he threw at him. Not to mention he seemed to have a seemingly unlimited supply of bombs (something I never knew about).
But yes, this has been addresses on the show multiple times. Complain all you want, but facts are still facts, and Luigi still lost.
Goku lost to Superman and Mario lost to Sonic. So how is this any different?
4118843 Link to the vid?
To quote Celebrity Deathmatch, good fight, good night!
And I was going to suggest a "princess of the night vs. prince of darkness" match-up of Luna (w/ Nightmare Moon alt-mode) vs. Dracula, but seeing as Nightmare Moon's slated to go next anyway, never mind.
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4118960 Idiot bus, huh? Nice comeback. Plus , you watch Nostalgia Critic?
I guess I can take your point in this. The match wouldn't the any different. But I'm just so frustrated on how easy Tails won. I could've sworn they rigged it! Sure, I'm a Sonic's Fan as well, and a Luigi's Fan, but I'm so freaking angry on how easily he won!
4119247 He didn't win easily. They just made it seem easy in the after-battle explanation because the point of said explanation was to say why Tails won. It wasn't a curb-stomp battle, nor was it super close.
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Hey, Superman beat Goku easily so this is nothing new.
Plus, look at the last battle Ken and I had to do for this, Ivan vs Scarlett Lightning.
That one didn't even last a second.
Also what's wrong with the Nostalgia Critic?
4119360 Squash?
4119374 What about Griffin? Are you suggesting him? If that's the case he's already been in a battle against Echo the Diamond Dog.
Sombra vs. Sunset Shimmer; the resurrected ruler takes on the demonic drop-out
I WAS RIGHT, YEESSSS!!!!!!!encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTS6rKiJfgRqZ-hMlUELETVG5JuUZT-W1CfCMmKCIFBf75YG4Wv-HFsIWkH
… Slendy has this in the bag. Its primary ability is to literally kill you as you look at it. It also can warp instantaneously. The only varying factor is its physical endurance level. I'm not sure how much it can take, and I'm sure nobody else here does. But if it were to have a physical cap, I'd say around the same level as its square counterpart, the Enderman.
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He's not very tough, but his constant porting makes him a hard-to-hit target… so that would make him a Fragile Speedster… This evens the odds some...
4119886 It doesn't actually kill you, per se. It mesmerizes you and sort of hypnotizes you into coming closer, and then it...I dunno. The only research I have done so far is the two games Slender and Slender: The Arrival, and reading its TVTropes page. I haven't watched Marble Hornets or anything like that just yet.
But you are correct in it possibly being a fragile speedster. Seeing as how it constantly warps to get away from anything that's possibly a threat, and tries to kill or hypnotize from afar rather than getting close (and uses tentacles for ranged actual attacking), this seems to point to it either being a coward or not having much physical strength and endurance, and so trying to avoid any attacks.
4119261 Nothing, I love Nostalgic Critic! Especially Alice in Wonderland, the new vid.
4119902 Well, it probably hypnotizes you in order to kill you… let's just go with that… unless you got a better idea?
4119902 And I have another idea for a fight… Ganondorf vs Sombra. Battle of the Dark Lords!
4120048 Once again...I cannot do a battle with Sombra. There is less information on him to use than there was for Iron Will.
4120044 Presumably he kills you, but really, his victims only end up going "missing". And in the games, his presence doesn't hypnotize you; it just corrupts the character's camera until it shuts off. Presumably he kills the character after.
4120053 … Guess I didn't get that memo… How about Chrom (and any one of his potential brides {your choice, not mine}) from Fire Emblem: Awakening…
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vs Shining Armor and Cadence!
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Battle of the royal couples! Falchion vs pink love barrier!
For Chrom's gear, assuming we're going by the regular rules of FE13, here's a pretty simple load out:
Exalted Falchion
Rapier
Silver Sword
Brave Lance
Elixir
Abilities:
Dual Strike +
Charm
Aether
Rightful King
For any of his potential wives, I would recommend a simple setup. Nothing too overly complex, just something effective (i.e: Sumia only having skills and weapons from Pegasus Knight, Falcon Knight, and/or Dark Flier classes, etc. etc.)
It's alright if it's a no, but it would be nice to see this happen.
Slendermn VS Nightmare Moon....oh HELL YES!
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SD I'm disappointed in you.
You neglect to mention that YOU fought Slenderman yourself.....
Granted it was a version of SlenderPONY that was in service to Nyarlathotep and it was your character not you, but still.
4120095 Well I'm not going to say much, but this won't be the only non-tournament battle written by me, and Shining Armor may or may not be involved.
Though you'll have to wait until we're about halfway through round two of the tournament for that.
4120503 That was SlenderPONY, a character you invented with its own physical form, in another story entirely, free from any pre-existing standards, as per the usual ideas of fanfiction. The problem is that THIS HERE is a specific fan fiction that utilizes only pre-existing information that exists in canon. You created Slenderpony's physical limitations, but nobody has seen the normal Slenderman's physical capabilities, not even once! As such, I'm only going off of his blocky counterpart, the Enderman, since he's the only reference point we have. Besides, such an unnaturally thin and tall body has to have a downside. He's too tall, and with so little girth to counteract his ridiculous height, it's obvious that his physical damage capacity is minimal. The pony version has four legs, providing more support, and was created by you, anyways. It's like comparing a Bleach character to a One Piece character. Two completely different universes, with completely different dynamics, standards, and physics.
By the way, who else wants to have J-Stars Victory Vs have an English release? That SERIOUSLY needs to be localized, because if they do they might as well just start printing money.
And is nobody going to comment on my Fire Emblem idea? That is honestly my best recommendation so far.
4120791 Not sure what that has to do with anything, but yeah I would love a localized version of J-Stars Victory Vs.
That was... interesting... nice fight!
Great work! But I honestly think the "Little Mac could survive a punch from Donkey Kong" argument was a little too out there, so let me give another more believable reason for Little Mac's victory.
Little Mac has spent pretty much his entire career fighting bigger, more powerful opponents way out of his realistic weight class. The only one who has even come close to the same weight is Glass Joe... who Little Mac floored with ease. Due to his small stature, Little Mac's fighting style is focused on analyzing and exploiting openings in his opponents' moves, letting him avoid and counter attack even the hardest-to-dodge punches. He's also able to see through feints such as Mr. Sandman's small "Boo!" before unleashing his Dreamland Express combo. Most amazing of all, Little Mac is even able to stay calm and collected when facing opponents with outright supernatural abilities, like Great Tiger's teleportations and illusions. Thus, handling the likes of a non-humanoid opponent wouldn't be much of a problem for him, even when it's Big Macintosh.
Furthermore, while both Macs are definitely in peak physical condition (from Little Mac's intense training and Big Mac's daily farm work), Little Mac has the distinct advantage of having actual combat experience. For all his strength, Big Mac has never been seen in a real fight on the show, nor has it ever been referred to that he has undergone any form of martial arts training. Meanwhile, Little Mac is constantly training and sparring with Doc Louis, who's an ex-heavyweight boxing champion himself. In the end, all of Big Mac's greatest strengths are nothing Little Mac hasn't faced before, which easily gives the WVBA champion the victory in my opinion.
(I also think the fact that Little Mac can survive a punch from Mr. Sandman, who wrecked an entire building with his bare fists while enraged, is a testament to his endurance.)
Great fight. I have no experience with the Punch Out games, so I have no clue who any of these characters people are talking about are, but great fight.
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The Slenderman Mythos covers a decent chunk of the internet. Text blogs, vlogs, even a Sims 2 let's play, If you need any help researching, then here's a great place to start
4123300 I'm only counting the original Mythos, if that makes sense. Marble Hornets and Slender: The Arrival (because it was written by the Marble Hornets crew) will be my canon sources of info, with some other well-known things being sources of info that can be refuted (such as Everyman HYBRID).
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Fair enough
Update complete.
Unicorns: Trixie (W-W), Sweetie Belle (L), Twilight Sparkle (L-L), Rarity (L), The Flim-Flam Brothers (W), Vinyl Scratch (L), Brand Fire (L), Seth Disarmonia (W)
Earth Ponies: Applejack (L-L), Apple Bloom (L), Pinkie Pie (W-L), Big Macintosh (W-L), Plymouth Valiant (W), Hunger Pains (L), Big Lugnut (robot, but still) (L), Fluffle Puff (W)
Pegasi: Rainbow Dash (W-L), Scootaloo (W), Hovermic (W), Fluttershy (W), Ditzy Doo (W), Dark Lightning (L), Vinetion Lutin (L), Blue Breeze (W), Quick Fix (L), Azzal Khan (L), Scarlet Lightning (L), The Wonderbolts (L)
Alicorns: Ominous (can access this form) (L), Nightmare Moon (W), Tundra Stanza (L), Abstract the Dark (Crystallion) (L), Nyx (L)
Griffons: Gilda (L-L), Griffin (W)
Changelings: Queen Chrysalis (L), Knightmare Demonbane (W)
Humans: Rylan Watch (L), Mario Bros. (W), Little Mac (W)
Other: Mobius (Aries Leo Sagittarius) (W), Echo (diamond dog) (L), Iron Will (minotaur) (L), ATLAS and P-Body (machines) (L), Discord (draconequus) (L), Arrell Ragnarok (windigo) (W), Lucario (Pokémon) (W), Marr Bell (gorgon) (W), Jack Khajiit (bast) (W), Ace (satyr) (W), Ivan (zebra) (W)
All my bits are on Slender. I read Slendermane in action in the story Waking Nightmares. I recommend you should find the time to read it.
4139480 Back when this chapter came out, I kept saying "combat experience" or anything similar instead of what I SHOULD have said, which is "combat ability". Fluttershy is shown to be super strong, Rainbow Dash is a black belt in karate, Applejack bucks apple trees (just try kicking a tree and making it move like rubber, I dare you - it hurts!), and even Pinkie Pie has to have SOME power considering she can do things like pull a metal cannon as big as her 180 degrees in less than half a second.
However, aside from her magic, at the time this chapter was made, Twilight (and Rarity, aside from kicking the manticore in the second episode) had basically no obvious extra power in terms of physical strength. See how she struggles to drag a wagon even an inch in Winter Wrap-Up, when other completely average ponies (admittedly earth ponies, mostly) could move them with no problem.
So yeah, that was just poor wording on my part. As for what you said about Pinkie...I'm just gonna shrug. I made this chapter almost two years ago; I have trouble recalling what went through my mind when making it.
4119886 There IS a creepypasta that shows off his physical abilities where he squares off against Jeff The Killer.
Slenderman can take a hell of a beating and still kill you seven times over.
Very interesting battle. Also, I expected the Mario Bros. to trounce The Wonderbolts. Based off of canon, The Wonderbolts didn't really have a whole lot going for them compared to the Mario Bros. Non the less, the battle between Big Mac and Little Mac was a very interesting, and cool fight to read.
With that out of the way, I really look forward to the fight between Slenderman and Nightmare Moon. See ya next time!
~ Super-Brony12
For an upcoming battle I want... anyone from Fallout Equestria versus litterally anyone else. Steelhooves, LilPip, Calamity, any one of 'em!
PLEASE?!? You use OC's from other stories, why not use one from the single greatest MLP Fanfic of all time?
4204032 Oh believe me, we have a plan.
And no, when I say "we", I'm not imitating Luna. I mean I'm working with some rather specific talent on this one.
Suggestion for a Death Battle: Try pitting Scourge the Hedgehog against Lightning Dust, Rainbow Dash, or one of the Elements of Insanity. He'd make a pretty interesting combatant.
Slenderman vs Nightmare Moon sounds interesting. I can't say who would win but it will depend on which version of Slenderman is used.
You have Game!Slenderman who was defeated by Pyramid Head
and there's the creepypasta/metaphysical Slenderman who killed Herobrine.
Either way, I look forward to the fight.
i have good idea, we pit 2 furry 4th wall breakers together in a fight to the death.
In the red corner, we have the resident party planner, the silly filly that'll make you smile, the crazy cu.... i mean crackpot that may or may not make you into cupcakes!!
Pinkie Pie
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And in the blue corner, we have the alcoholic annihilator, the good boy turned badass, the (former) king of the unnamed empire
Conker the Squirrel
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so, what do you guys think about this?
This Was Flawed! FLAWED I Tell You! When You Said That Big Mac Was "Strong Enough To Pull A Full House Halfway Across Ponyville" You Completely Neglected To Take Into Account The Fact That He Was UNDER THE INFLUENCE Of A Potentially Life Treatening Drug (Potion... same difference) At The Time He Accomplished This Feat! There's Even Evidence To Support This Claim! In The Episode "MMMystery On The Friendship Express" In His Normal State Of Mind He Was Unable To Carry The M.M.M Without Assisstance From The Mane Six! And To Make Matters Worse, You Made This Mistake Not Once, But Twice And Still Didn't Take This Into Consideration! I Know It Wouldn't Change The Outcome Of This Fight, But You Should Still Take It Into Account To Avoid Fan-Ramblings Such As This One. Other than that, this was a pretty good fight.