A hot dog vendor from New York gets teleported to the market square of Ponyville. And the person behind it? Doesn't care at all.
(Why did I do this?)
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Night Music
Here I am, back at it again, doing absolutely nothing.
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ok that was kinda funny, but im curious as to where he got horse from, hot dogs dont commonly have horse meat in em.
Fuck yeah, hotdogs!
Aww man! Insta-fav!
Update please!!!
I think Apple Jacks soul just died that day
Moar please!
Yep, definetly got the accent down-packed. I like the the story so far.
Poor applejack!
:pinkiepiesmile:
I mean
Damn. Dropped the bomb right then and there.
5671485 Shock, can't have a comedy without a little dark humor.
5671493 Hell yeah! Hot Dogs!
5671702 I'm glad you liked it!
5671784 I'm pretty sure it did...
5671912 Moar is coming soon... soon.jpeg
5671952 I'm glad you liked it, I kind of winged it, accents aren't my strong suit, but I'm glad I did okay.
5672396 Just wait, it won't be just Applejack!
Mwuahahahaheha!
5672522 Couldn't resist...
Honestly, thank you all for the amazing feedback, I'm trying to thank the people who come here and read my stories more often, I have no clue why I didn't before, but really, thank you all!
And if you have some criticisms for me, don't hold back!
Just leave me a comment, and I will read it. Guaranteed.
Pigs and cows in a hot dog? So they're not real hot dogs then, with hooves and lips and miscellaneous off-cuttings and various other theoretical animal parts, which might at one time have possibly been in the same room as a pig? Pity.
I tell people I like Mayo and Ketchup on hotdogs and they look at me funny...
5672824
You just had to put that in the comment didn't you?
5673292 I... I don't get it.
5672846 No judgement here. This is a place of friendship and magi- naw! I was just kidding, you're pretty weird.
I kid, I kid.
5672743 Thank you, all kinds of feedback help.
5673335
King Kenya's comment about the miscellaneous cuts from the pig and cow added to the hot dog :P
5673341
Ouch man. That hurts. Right in the spleen or maybe the upper colon. 
ALL OF MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5671485 I can already hear the explanation. "Hey, I don't make the stuff, I just sell it."
5673292
What? Just because I enjoy the genuine Sausage Inna Bun Experience...
If I may quote one of the great authors:
discworldemporium.com/image/cache/data/Printed%20Ephemera/cmot%20dibbler%20sticker-850x850.jpg
5673335
Kenya complaining about Pink Slime or whatever.
I don't care as long as it's tasty.
Fucking.....yes.
Now bring Shining Armor and let them engage in an epic war ofHot Dogs vs Corn Dogs!
5675339 Bucking hell. C.M.O.T Dibbler in Equestria, this needs to be written! God help us if he ever met the Flim Flam brothers.
5676668 ... You are a genius, would you mind if I actually wrote that?
5675339
And that is why I prefer to eat at home
5677045 By all means, do so!
5677674 Awesome, gonna start writing, I got the whole weekend to finish the next chapter and start that one!
5672824 I've never understood this. Surely it's at least mostly pig meat, it can't be that much cheaper to use other animals.
I found this relevant.
5678122
5678836 And I found it hilarious!
And some cool music. 
Vinnie's gonna get ya.
*cough* Murphy's Law *cough*
But thanks for the update!
Just once I would love to see absolutely nothing go wrong after that statement.
Warm house? I thought he was sleeping behind his stall.
Free food? And where is he getting all of this meat?
It'd be funny if him and Babs Seed met, ya know, with her having a Brooklyn accent and all
Where does he get more hotdogs?
"If you hate it"? This story is fantastic, and you have the proof to back it up. That proof being that at the time of me writing this, it has only one thumbs-down.
What could go wrong? Luna ordering a dog...
Play with that in your head why don't ya?
5679707 Hammerspace... I would imagine at least. I still haven't thought of a reasonable idea for where he gets them so I'm sticking with that.
5679578 Not a problem! I enjoy it.
5679688 The comment below the one below this one should explain... maybe. And for sleeping behind the stall thing, that was him taking a break nap.
5679816 Then that shall be the next! ... Right after I finish the next! Ekhidna gave me an idea ya see... Although, I'm not very fluent in 'Ye old English'
5679714 Yes, but, people have opinions and all. While I can't please everyone that might read one of my stories, I try to at least make someone happy. And hearing feedback on my stories, good or bad, brightens my mood, just knowing that someone took the time out of their day to read the story I wrote and let me know that they thought it was great, or horrible.
Has anyone asked for a diamond dog ordering a hotdog yet?
5680148 Nope! You're the first! It's going to the list though, and it will be finished, just you wait.
P.S. What should his name be? Or should I just put 'Diamond Dog'?
please dont let things go wrong..
5680049
after he disappeared, a new dog man popped up and took his spot. sadly for this trespasser and any others that showed up afterwards, Any dog and necessities within the new cart disappeared into the void. where they are kept pure and fresh for Vinnie until the time he needs them.
5680196 Didn't really think about that, I'm sure just diamond dog would be fine if it's not going to be a recurring character.
...I am surprised the ponies are willing to eat meat simply because hotdogs are a quick meal. The ponies of Ponyville can't be in that much of a rush every day. Maybe in Canterlot, but Ponyville is suppose to be the slow quiet town isn't it?
Vinnie might not be telling them it's made of horse meat anymore, but it's still made from pigs, cows, and chickens. One of those I'm sure is considered a sapient species in Equestria..not sure of the other two.
I wonder how Celestia will take the idea her ponies have become cannibals.
And what do you mean by "a warm house"? I thought Vinnie just had a sleeping bag behind his stall.