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Pinkie Pie learns a new word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'. No, it's not firetruck.

How will she use this new word? Let's find out.

First Published
7th May 2012
Last Modified
7th May 2012
#2 · 233w, 23h ago · 2 · ·


One of your best work man. I expect this to be featured by tomorrow or something.

#4 · 233w, 23h ago · 1 · ·

Oh Celestia... Why? Why this story, and why do I find this so funny? I feel :pinkiesick: and also :rainbowlaugh:, and I don't know which feeling is stronger.

#6 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·

dear god what have you done, its amazingly funny and i almost woke up everyone in my house laughing at times well done sir

#7 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·

Title has certainly  grabbed my interest....will read tomorrow...

#8 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·

I give it 5 rubber chickens eating cake through bendy straws out of 3

#9 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·

Anypony know how to add a story to your "read later" list?

#10 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·

Um, seems like this was oddly made right after the fic by Samsara >.> :rainbowhuh:

#11 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·

I laughed several times throughout this......good on ya mate:rainbowlaugh:

#12 · 233w, 23h ago · 2 · ·

"Pinkie? What are you doing?!" She yelled back, watching as her friend galloped towards her.

Pinkie Pie smiled happily and jumped into the air, soaring towards her friend, "I'm going to fuck you!"

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything.

Well! What a random, vulgar little story we have here... and quite hilarious. I'd say this one was a much better "Pony Learns the F Word" fic than that one CMC story that got featured - Pinkie's innocence and happy-go-luck nature make a much better combination with it.

I spotted a lot of spelling errors, but eh, not like it's meant to be serious. Good work; it's been awhile since I literally "laughed out loud".

#14 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·


This story had me and Annabel laughing to no ends. Silly Pinkie. She's just too innocent for her own good. I mean, if fluttershy knows the meaning of it, she's just too innocent to know it.

Welp, there's that. And for you, >>555895 , I rarely ever get the chance to do so, it's usually Vinetion who grabs first so let me have my fun, besides, its a rubber duck of first!


#15 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·

>>555991 I lost it when Pinkie said FlutterShy fucked the animals :rainbowlaugh: I didn't laugh out loud because people were asleep but I did giggle and choked on air and clap like a retarded seal

#16 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·

Pinkie Pie smiled happily and jumped into the air, soaring towards her friend, "I'm going to fuck you!"

I lol'd. Hard.

#17 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·


there should be a picture of a book with an alarm clock next to it click that and it is added to your read it later list

#18 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·


I just couldn't help but have a good hearty laugh at when pinkie hope the cakes were done fucking their food.

That was priceless! And the random colt in the back going "so true!" I just couldn't help to say that that had to be Greg. Well, either Greg or Ice really. Both Greg and Ice share one thing in common: Pinkie Pie.

#19 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: You need to write more of these

#20 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·

Haha another ine shot where CMC uses the new word will be priceless

#21 · 233w, 23h ago · · ·

I think I woke up everyone in my house, and cracked a rib. Still a highly entertaining read, I hope it cured your writer's block.

#22 · 233w, 22h ago · · ·

I am speechless... AND BREATHLESS! :rainbowlaugh: THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I liked the part where Pinkie said fuck.:pinkiehappy:

#23 · 233w, 22h ago · · ·

I don't even know what to say to that... Dude... This has got to be the weirdest thing I've ever seen... And I've seen August Underground! Seriously, how is a girl getting her head beaten to a pulp with a claw hammer a LIGHT scene?

#24 · 233w, 22h ago · · ·

This is fucking hilarious!

#25 · 233w, 22h ago · · ·

I enjoy all these new 'learning bad word' stories!

They've all made my crappy day better :twilightsmile:

This one was awesome!

#26 · 233w, 22h ago · · ·


#27 · 233w, 22h ago · · ·

>>555911 Another Reel Big Fish fan? *Brohoof*

#28 · 233w, 22h ago · · ·

HOLY GOD AND A HALF was this funny!

A favourite and an upvote for you!

#29 · 233w, 22h ago · · ·

Ah, the great word of Folbyk.

#30 · 233w, 22h ago · · ·

I read a bit, and then skipped the entire thing because I was afraid missiles would come.

#31 · 233w, 21h ago · · ·

Mother. Of. God. This is hilarious. Though I wonder, what is it with the recent number of fanfics centered around that word?

#32 · 233w, 21h ago · · ·

This is so wrong in so many ways...but still a halarious story lol

#33 · 233w, 21h ago · · ·

And with that

The universe was unmade!

#34 · 233w, 21h ago · · ·

How is it possible to contain so much comedy in one fic? I think I woke up the whole neighborhood, as well as crack every bone in my body from the pure, unadulterated humor.

#35 · 233w, 21h ago · · ·

>>555978 ...Unfortunately, I was drinking something when I got to that point. And damned near fucking choked on it. Literally, the fucking thing wouldn't fucking come out of my fucking pie-hole. For a few fucking minutes there, I fucking thought I was going to fuck-off and kick the fucking basket.

Odd. My mouth doesn't seem to give a fuck what fucking fucks it fucks out today. o.o Very fucking odd...

#36 · 233w, 19h ago · · ·


You pretty much own me at this point. Do what you will, but I beg you please be gentle with my nubile soul.

#37 · 233w, 18h ago · · ·

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!:heart::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish::pinkiegasp: AMAMAMAMAMAZING! And hilarious! And since its 3 n the morning my poor family has to put up with my laughing at odd hours. they dont say anything though... i guess they expect this weirdness outta me...

#38 · 233w, 17h ago · · ·

you bastard.... you made me smash my keyboard! i fell off my chair, ended up pulling it down, monitor fell along with keyboard, keyboard smashes.....im using my laptop bu still...you BASTARD!


#39 · 233w, 17h ago · · ·

Now that was "fucking" funny as hell good job:rainbowlaugh:

#40 · 233w, 17h ago · · ·

Fluttershy mates with her animals?

This was good. Great even. It was fucking:pinkiehappy:(meaning it was more than great)

#41 · 233w, 17h ago · · ·

This is pure genius :rainbowlaugh:

#42 · 233w, 17h ago · · ·

What the... How did this story get so many likes/favorites in such a little time :pinkiegasp:

#43 · 233w, 17h ago · · ·

The ironic thing? I literally said "OH F**K" on each encounter.

Cleverly thought out story: :pinkiesmile:

#44 · 233w, 17h ago · · ·

that was a funny story:rainbowlaugh:

so many view and likes because of the

The magic of fans or something, comedy i dont know

#46 · 233w, 16h ago · · ·

This is quite literally the only story in which I have laughed more than once. Fuck man, you're good.

#47 · 233w, 16h ago · · ·

As soon as I saw the title, I knew, and i was like:


#48 · 233w, 16h ago · · ·

Yup, sixth story in popular list. A.K.A FEATURED!

#49 · 233w, 16h ago · · ·

You didn't per chance read this, did you? Very similar, but both very funny.

#50 · 233w, 16h ago · · ·

and thats how Eqiuestria was made.

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