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    Pinkie Pie learns a new word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'. No, it's not firetruck.

    How will she use this new word? Let's find out.

    First Published
    7th May 2012
    Last Modified
    7th May 2012

    Comments ( 483 )

    #2 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    AHAHAHAHAHA:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    One of your best work man. I expect this to be featured by tomorrow or something.

    #3 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    HA

    #4 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh Celestia... Why? Why this story, and why do I find this so funny? I feel :pinkiesick: and also :rainbowlaugh:, and I don't know which feeling is stronger.

    #5 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #6 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    dear god what have you done, its amazingly funny and i almost woke up everyone in my house laughing at times well done sir

    #7 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Title has certainly  grabbed my interest....will read tomorrow...

    #8 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I give it 5 rubber chickens eating cake through bendy straws out of 3

    #9 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Anypony know how to add a story to your "read later" list?

    #10 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Um, seems like this was oddly made right after the fic by Samsara >.> :rainbowhuh:

    #11 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I laughed several times throughout this......good on ya mate:rainbowlaugh:

    #12 · 54w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    "Pinkie? What are you doing?!" She yelled back, watching as her friend galloped towards her.

    Pinkie Pie smiled happily and jumped into the air, soaring towards her friend, "I'm going to fuck you!"

    It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything.

    Well! What a random, vulgar little story we have here... and quite hilarious. I'd say this one was a much better "Pony Learns the F Word" fic than that one CMC story that got featured - Pinkie's innocence and happy-go-luck nature make a much better combination with it.

    I spotted a lot of spelling errors, but eh, not like it's meant to be serious. Good work; it's been awhile since I literally "laughed out loud".

    #14 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>555897

    This story had me and Annabel laughing to no ends. Silly Pinkie. She's just too innocent for her own good. I mean, if fluttershy knows the meaning of it, she's just too innocent to know it.

    Welp, there's that. And for you, >>555895 , I rarely ever get the chance to do so, it's usually Vinetion who grabs first so let me have my fun, besides, its a rubber duck of first!

    :ajsmug:

    #15 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>555991 I lost it when Pinkie said FlutterShy fucked the animals :rainbowlaugh: I didn't laugh out loud because people were asleep but I did giggle and choked on air and clap like a retarded seal

    #16 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Pinkie Pie smiled happily and jumped into the air, soaring towards her friend, "I'm going to fuck you!"

    I lol'd. Hard.

    #17 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>555963

    there should be a picture of a book with an alarm clock next to it click that and it is added to your read it later list

    #18 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>556018

    I just couldn't help but have a good hearty laugh at when pinkie hope the cakes were done fucking their food.

    That was priceless! And the random colt in the back going "so true!" I just couldn't help to say that that had to be Greg. Well, either Greg or Ice really. Both Greg and Ice share one thing in common: Pinkie Pie.

    #19 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: You need to write more of these

    #20 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Haha another ine shot where CMC uses the new word will be priceless

    #21 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I think I woke up everyone in my house, and cracked a rib. Still a highly entertaining read, I hope it cured your writer's block.

    #22 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I am speechless... AND BREATHLESS! :rainbowlaugh: THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I liked the part where Pinkie said fuck.:pinkiehappy:

    #23 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I don't even know what to say to that... Dude... This has got to be the weirdest thing I've ever seen... And I've seen August Underground! Seriously, how is a girl getting her head beaten to a pulp with a claw hammer a LIGHT scene?

    #24 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is fucking hilarious!

    #25 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I enjoy all these new 'learning bad word' stories!

    They've all made my crappy day better :twilightsmile:

    This one was awesome!

    #26 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    YES!!!!!

    #27 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>555911 Another Reel Big Fish fan? *Brohoof*

    #28 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    HOLY GOD AND A HALF was this funny!

    A favourite and an upvote for you!

    #29 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Ah, the great word of Folbyk.

    #30 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I read a bit, and then skipped the entire thing because I was afraid missiles would come.

    #31 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Mother. Of. God. This is hilarious. Though I wonder, what is it with the recent number of fanfics centered around that word?

    #32 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is so wrong in so many ways...but still a halarious story lol

    #33 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    And with that

    The universe was unmade!

    #34 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    How is it possible to contain so much comedy in one fic? I think I woke up the whole neighborhood, as well as crack every bone in my body from the pure, unadulterated humor.

    #35 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>555978 ...Unfortunately, I was drinking something when I got to that point. And damned near fucking choked on it. Literally, the fucking thing wouldn't fucking come out of my fucking pie-hole. For a few fucking minutes there, I fucking thought I was going to fuck-off and kick the fucking basket.

    Odd. My mouth doesn't seem to give a fuck what fucking fucks it fucks out today. o.o Very fucking odd...

    #36 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    You pretty much own me at this point. Do what you will, but I beg you please be gentle with my nubile soul.

    #37 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!:heart::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish::pinkiegasp: AMAMAMAMAMAZING! And hilarious! And since its 3 n the morning my poor family has to put up with my laughing at odd hours. they dont say anything though... i guess they expect this weirdness outta me...

    #38 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    you bastard.... you made me smash my keyboard! i fell off my chair, ended up pulling it down, monitor fell along with keyboard, keyboard smashes.....im using my laptop bu still...you BASTARD!

    YOU AMAZINGLY FUNNY BASTARD!

    #39 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Now that was "fucking" funny as hell good job:rainbowlaugh:

    #40 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Fluttershy mates with her animals?

    This was good. Great even. It was fucking:pinkiehappy:(meaning it was more than great)

    #41 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is pure genius :rainbowlaugh:

    #42 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    What the... How did this story get so many likes/favorites in such a little time :pinkiegasp:

    #43 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    The ironic thing? I literally said "OH F**K" on each encounter.

    Cleverly thought out story: :pinkiesmile:

    #44 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    that was a funny story:rainbowlaugh:

    so many view and likes because of the

    The magic of fans or something, comedy i dont know

    #45 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #46 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is quite literally the only story in which I have laughed more than once. Fuck man, you're good.

    #47 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    As soon as I saw the title, I knew, and i was like:

    :rainbowlaugh:

    #48 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Yup, sixth story in popular list. A.K.A FEATURED!

    #49 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    You didn't per chance read this, did you? Very similar, but both very funny.

    #50 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    and thats how Eqiuestria was made.

    #51 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Sir, I'm afraid I will be suing you for attempted murder through depriving me of oxygen.

    #52 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Great one shot story! Was reading this during a car ride, let's just say, my dad knew I was liking something :ajsmug:

    And did anyone else get reminded of that episode from Spongebob? "Ohhh...I think it's a sentence enhancer!" :rainbowlaugh:

    #53 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This was entertaining and funny, great job.

    #54 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    my mind is full of fuckand AND I LOVE IT!!!

    #56 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    OH DEAR CELESTIA!!!

    That was frikkin hilarious! I'm at school, and my Dean was passing by when I started laughing like a maniac. He started walking towards me and I think "OH SHIZ!" and I'm exiting out of this page since it should be blocked by the school's wifi administrators. It made for an interesting explanation.

    #57 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I... you almost killed me!!!

    When you're reading this you're laughing!!!

    When you're laughing you aren't breathing!!!

    When you're not breathing you're dead!!!

    Favorite:pinkiehappy:

    #58 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    reminds me of that spongebob episode where Patrick and spongebob go around cursing

    #59 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    It's a sentence enhancer! :pinkiehappy:

    #60 · 54w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    WHERE'S THE BOTTLES

    I GOT SOME BABIES TO FUCK

    This shit actually made me laugh. You're a god.

    #62 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>556913

    Yo have a larger scope than you realize my friend. People love your stuff because it's comedic. He'll, I know what I'm talking about, I live in the world capital of humor.

    Besides, I think you outdid the fic "the F-bomb". Grats to you.

    Can't wait for the next chapter of LTD man. One more thing: GET ON SKYPE MORE OFTEN!

    Killjoy and I would love to chat with you at times.

    #63 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Reminds me of this:

    #64 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    .................I just attempted to read this in a library....I don't recommend doing that.

    Seriously, this was one of (If Not the) the funniest things I've ever read on here.  

    #65 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :fluttershysad: I don't mate with my animals... Do I?

    :rainbowlaugh: Of course not Fluttershy! ... Do you? :rainbowhuh:

    That made my day :pinkiehappy:

    #66 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I don't find the word fuck very funny.

    SO I didn't laugh much.

    #67 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Gives new meaning to the term "Pinkie Pie Swear" :pinkiegasp:

    #68 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>557391

    I am also at school, tried not to laugh too hard lest I draw attention to myself in class (study hall have nothing to do).

    The story is fucking funny as all hell. Now that I have read two fics with Fuck in them I think it is time to do the other six...

    SHIT, PISS, CUNT, MOTHERFUCKER, COCKSUCKER, and TITS

    #69 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    My mind is so full of....you know what, I think you can figure it out.

    #70 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Starts with F, ends with K? First word that came to mind was 'Facebook'.

    #71 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh:

    That's all I have to say about this!

    ... maybe a few more...

    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #73 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>557874

    I'm fairly certain that if we look hard enough, we'll find someone has already made those. However, if nobody has done it yet, than it is up to us to do so! :rainbowdetermined2: For me! For us! For EQUESTRIA!

    #74 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>557986

    Is that bottom one David Tennant, the tenth Doctor in Doctor Who?

    Why do I know this fact right off my head?

    #75 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This sounds like a Variation 1 experience. If everyone did what Pinkie described, it would be out of Variation 4. :moustache: *shudders visibly* The hell I went through there..........:fluttershbad:

    #76 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    just like that other story several days ago where the CMC learned fuck

    HMMMMMMM

    still funny so star and thumb

    #77 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    A few little things I noticed:

    I'm fuck, your fuck. This whole town is fuck! Should be "you're"

    And Rainbow Dash, you want fuck. Applejack at everything!" "Want to fuck"

    She screamed as a stallion away from her. "stallion ran" I'm assuming.

    But other than that this was good stuff! I think one of my absolute favorite lines had to have been:

    "You... did that to Twilight? Did she... let you?"

    Insinuating that Pinkie would have done it with or without consent. Well worth the read!

    #78 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    Fluttershy stopped fucking her animals! *Gasp* The poor things!

    #79 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    What's with the sudden surge of ponies and swear words lately? Nevertheless,  it was an alright story.

    #80 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    "I see... Pinkie, do you take medicine?" Lyra asked worriedly.

    Pinkie Pie tapped her chin, "Does sugar pills count?"

    icwutudidthar.jpg

    #81 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Oddly enough, as I read this fic this song came on the radio, to my delight and amusement.

    #82 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This story made me fuck.

    I used that correctly, right?  :pinkiehappy:

    #83 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>558107 I was just thinking the same thing!

    #84 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: oh shit, cant.. breathe.. too much laughter

    #85 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    ...... I have never laughed at a fic so much in my entire life..... Ever...... Period...

    Ice
    #86 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Flak

    Folk

    Fork

    Funk

    F*ck

    Fack

    Flank

    Flask

    Fleck

    Frisk

    Frock

    Facebook

    #87 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This was amazeing :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #88 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    HOLY SHIT MAN FRONT PAGE.

    #89 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Wut

    See, I've read eight of these, but this is funny because she uses it in such a terribly wrong way. I burst into milk-sized laughter. And it's a lot, considering it's 31/2 gallons worth.

    #90 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    So amazing can't breathe

    INITIATE MANUAL BREATHING

    #91 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    oh god man, what have you done!? :twilightoops:

    #92 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Laughed. So. Hard. THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Have a favourite and a millions thumbs up!:pinkiehappy:

    #95 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Pinkie Pie smiled happily and jumped into the air, soaring towards her friend, "I'm going to fuck you!"

    Twilight's eyes widened and her hooves came in front of her, "WHAT?!"

    "Where's the bottles?! I've got some babies to fuck!"

    I'm having trouble getting back up, for I keep laughing. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #96 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    XD this was an epic story

    #97 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I will be sending you the bill for my ribs.:ajbemused:

    #98 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time..... :pinkiehappy:

    #99 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    ... Well played. And I can actually see this happening. Odd.

    #100 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Strangely enough, the first thought that popped into my head when I saw the title was "Aw, fuck."

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