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  • 57w, 4d
    One year later, and finally some news

    Okay yes, it's been a bit more than a year.

    First things first, I am not eally back. Just giving a update of sorts.

    To anyone that cares, LTD will be getting ending. But it'll be more than five months from now due to work and a few other things.

    Also, a phrase of warning: "Zero remain, all is as it started."

    I'll let you all just ponder it's meaning. And yes, it portrays LTD's ending. And it should be a unique ending, maybe.

    Anyways, to any that remain, see ya.

    (And to the thirty people who have asked via pm, if you want my cell number, I'll finally give it out to the people I know)

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    Who sent those to my house?

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  • 98w, 3d
    A Living the Dream comic

    Hello all, I'm now back. Almost full time.

    But I won't be writing a story on this website. Instead, I'll be doing a comic, drawn by me (Only me for now, till I get help) and written by me.

    To simply put it, it's about an alternate future, and it's going to be a action comic.

    I'll be updating it everyday, or every other day.

    Sorry if I sound vague, but I'm sort on time.

    Here's the link for any of you who want to read the comic. I suggest joining the site if you want to. I'm still putting it together, so don't expect a lot from it.

    Here's the link

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  • 105w, 16h
    Something you all may like/find interesting

    Here, just posting a link to a new web story I'm doing. I own all the rights to this one this time around. So here:

    Link to the website:

    Link to the Facebook:

    As for that comic I talked about a while back, that's still in the works. We're making a video for it first.


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  • 113w, 1d
    Quick blog concerning today's date.

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Pinkie Pie learns a new word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'. No, it's not firetruck.

How will she use this new word? Let's find out.

First Published
7th May 2012
Last Modified
7th May 2012
#2 · 132w, 5d ago · 1 · ·


One of your best work man. I expect this to be featured by tomorrow or something.

#4 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

Oh Celestia... Why? Why this story, and why do I find this so funny? I feel :pinkiesick: and also :rainbowlaugh:, and I don't know which feeling is stronger.

#6 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

dear god what have you done, its amazingly funny and i almost woke up everyone in my house laughing at times well done sir

#7 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

Title has certainly  grabbed my interest....will read tomorrow...

#8 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

I give it 5 rubber chickens eating cake through bendy straws out of 3

#9 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

Anypony know how to add a story to your "read later" list?

#10 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

Um, seems like this was oddly made right after the fic by Samsara >.> :rainbowhuh:

#11 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

I laughed several times throughout this......good on ya mate:rainbowlaugh:

#12 · 132w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

"Pinkie? What are you doing?!" She yelled back, watching as her friend galloped towards her.

Pinkie Pie smiled happily and jumped into the air, soaring towards her friend, "I'm going to fuck you!"

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything.

Well! What a random, vulgar little story we have here... and quite hilarious. I'd say this one was a much better "Pony Learns the F Word" fic than that one CMC story that got featured - Pinkie's innocence and happy-go-luck nature make a much better combination with it.

I spotted a lot of spelling errors, but eh, not like it's meant to be serious. Good work; it's been awhile since I literally "laughed out loud".

#14 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·


This story had me and Annabel laughing to no ends. Silly Pinkie. She's just too innocent for her own good. I mean, if fluttershy knows the meaning of it, she's just too innocent to know it.

Welp, there's that. And for you, >>555895 , I rarely ever get the chance to do so, it's usually Vinetion who grabs first so let me have my fun, besides, its a rubber duck of first!


#15 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

>>555991 I lost it when Pinkie said FlutterShy fucked the animals :rainbowlaugh: I didn't laugh out loud because people were asleep but I did giggle and choked on air and clap like a retarded seal

#16 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

Pinkie Pie smiled happily and jumped into the air, soaring towards her friend, "I'm going to fuck you!"

I lol'd. Hard.

#17 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·


there should be a picture of a book with an alarm clock next to it click that and it is added to your read it later list

#18 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·


I just couldn't help but have a good hearty laugh at when pinkie hope the cakes were done fucking their food.

That was priceless! And the random colt in the back going "so true!" I just couldn't help to say that that had to be Greg. Well, either Greg or Ice really. Both Greg and Ice share one thing in common: Pinkie Pie.

#19 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: You need to write more of these

#20 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

Haha another ine shot where CMC uses the new word will be priceless

#21 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

I think I woke up everyone in my house, and cracked a rib. Still a highly entertaining read, I hope it cured your writer's block.

#22 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

I am speechless... AND BREATHLESS! :rainbowlaugh: THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I liked the part where Pinkie said fuck.:pinkiehappy:

#23 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

I don't even know what to say to that... Dude... This has got to be the weirdest thing I've ever seen... And I've seen August Underground! Seriously, how is a girl getting her head beaten to a pulp with a claw hammer a LIGHT scene?

#24 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

This is fucking hilarious!

#25 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

I enjoy all these new 'learning bad word' stories!

They've all made my crappy day better :twilightsmile:

This one was awesome!

#26 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·


#27 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

>>555911 Another Reel Big Fish fan? *Brohoof*

#28 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

HOLY GOD AND A HALF was this funny!

A favourite and an upvote for you!

#29 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

Ah, the great word of Folbyk.

#30 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

I read a bit, and then skipped the entire thing because I was afraid missiles would come.

#31 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

Mother. Of. God. This is hilarious. Though I wonder, what is it with the recent number of fanfics centered around that word?

#32 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

This is so wrong in so many ways...but still a halarious story lol

#33 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

And with that

The universe was unmade!

#34 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

How is it possible to contain so much comedy in one fic? I think I woke up the whole neighborhood, as well as crack every bone in my body from the pure, unadulterated humor.

#35 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·

>>555978 ...Unfortunately, I was drinking something when I got to that point. And damned near fucking choked on it. Literally, the fucking thing wouldn't fucking come out of my fucking pie-hole. For a few fucking minutes there, I fucking thought I was going to fuck-off and kick the fucking basket.

Odd. My mouth doesn't seem to give a fuck what fucking fucks it fucks out today. o.o Very fucking odd...

#36 · 132w, 5d ago · · ·


You pretty much own me at this point. Do what you will, but I beg you please be gentle with my nubile soul.

#37 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!:heart::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish::pinkiegasp: AMAMAMAMAMAZING! And hilarious! And since its 3 n the morning my poor family has to put up with my laughing at odd hours. they dont say anything though... i guess they expect this weirdness outta me...

#38 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

you bastard.... you made me smash my keyboard! i fell off my chair, ended up pulling it down, monitor fell along with keyboard, keyboard using my laptop bu BASTARD!


#39 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

Now that was "fucking" funny as hell good job:rainbowlaugh:

#40 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

Fluttershy mates with her animals?

This was good. Great even. It was fucking:pinkiehappy:(meaning it was more than great)

#41 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

This is pure genius :rainbowlaugh:

#42 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

What the... How did this story get so many likes/favorites in such a little time :pinkiegasp:

#43 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

The ironic thing? I literally said "OH F**K" on each encounter.

Cleverly thought out story: :pinkiesmile:

#44 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

that was a funny story:rainbowlaugh:

so many view and likes because of the

The magic of fans or something, comedy i dont know

#46 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

This is quite literally the only story in which I have laughed more than once. Fuck man, you're good.

#47 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

As soon as I saw the title, I knew, and i was like:


#48 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

Yup, sixth story in popular list. A.K.A FEATURED!

#49 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

You didn't per chance read this, did you? Very similar, but both very funny.

#50 · 132w, 4d ago · · ·

and thats how Eqiuestria was made.

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