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Sarcasmo


Social pariah like you've never seen before.

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No matter what he does, Prince Blueblood is getting less and less popular with the ponies of Equestria. When his approval ratings plummet to an all-time low, his public relations officers suggest a bold new strategy: make him look good by making others look bad; if necessary with vicious slander.

All the thanks in the world to Ferret for editing.

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Brilliant and stupid at the same time. Ugh. I love hate this fic, because it makes fun of Blueblood in the most ingenious way, and at the same time it puts attention on him, which makes me want to gouge out my eyes.

Also, Luna's bit was great. It was a very nice touch.

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Gouging out your eyes, you say? Well, I guess Blueblood just has that effect on people...

Glad you liked it.

And those three guys? They just... disappeared? Well, alright then.

Actually, I disagree with Sun Dial up there. This doesn't really feel like making fun of him. Rather, it feels a little... tragic. Maybe he didn't start out that way in the beginning of the fic, but by the time the trial came along I was convinced he's mentally challenged.

Blue blood is off in his own world. I am sure the soup will be good

It left the prosecutorspeechless for a moment.

"Why did you have to leave?" The prosecutorspeechless clung to It's ankles, tears streaming down her face. "Why, Dad?!"

It turned his head so he wouldn't have to look at his daughter. "I'm sorry, but... I have to do this." He slowly lowered the gun until the muzzle was aimed directly towards the prosecutorspeechless' head.

"No! No! I'll give you the secret files! Don't do this!"

The ensuing gunshot rattled It's brain. His mission was accomplished.

If only she knew she was adopted.


Very nice story besides that error.

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Those three probably left town as soon as they got word of an ensuing trial.

As for Blueblood... he certainly seems to think he's special and I think it is safe to assume everyone else thinks he's 'special' as well.

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I heard that if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" by Paul McCartney backwards you get the recipe for a ripping lentil soup.

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Fixed. Although It could not be saved in time:ajsleepy:

Very funny! :yay:
Blueblood is an idiot.
As soon as the slanderous trio asked for power of attorney, Blueblood had his worthless hindquarters marked for Tartarus. :trollestia:
Luna's reaction was perfect. :twilightblush:
You should add the "Comedy" tag to it.

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