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It's been a few months since the Battle of the Bands, and the Rainbooms have been rocking harder than ever—at least, they would be if anyone would book them. Evidently, not many people want to hire half-pony half-human hybrids to play music for them.

Following their first real gig in months, the Rainbooms find themselves betrayed, as the bar they were hired by refuses to pay them. Now Rainbow Dash has to find a way to get their money back and restore the band's dignity... hopefully without getting them all arrested in the process.

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A story set within the Equestria Girls universe. Many thanks to Craine and WB for pre-reading.

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Poor Rainbow Dash.

Guess all bands have been there. Funny. And poor Rainbow.

Not paying them for a performance? THAT'S CRIMINAL!

The Cigar was a bit much for Gilda.

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It was a cigarette, not a cigar, if that helps.

So sweet, Gilda still wants to be friends with Dash.

“Wha…?” Applejack scowled and slapped Rainbow’s finger away. “You were the one who did that! I was the one who made you give it back!”

AHAHAHAHH!

RD didn't think this plan through as much as she thought.

At this point the mature thing to do WOULD BE to swallow their pride and tell authorities they'd been scammed.

Rainbow’s entire body wilted. It was at that moment that she remembered why Gilda actually had been held back.

And here I thought it was just anti-social behavior.

like a right mule.”

Huh?

Rainbow facepalmed. “Why the heck didn’t I think of that?”
THAT is breaking and entering isn't it?

And human Fluttershy uses the Stare.

“Do you seriously think I just carry a lasso around with me wherever I go?” Applejack said, glancing around. Everyone shot her a look. She rolled her eyes and growled. “Okay, I do, but I’m not tying anybody up.”

They're in deep enough water as is.

It appears that, during your concert, you blew out one of our speakers.

I know this is a comedy, but that feels a little too ex-machina, and how did he miss them when they waited 15 minutes for him?

Big Bones. Fluttershy sure seems to attract the big tough guys.

Poor RD. She didn't even break even from the entire thing.

Interesting read. But where the heck was Sunset Shimmer? Wasn't she now a part of the band?

The question that immediately pops into my mind is, "where is Sunset?" After all, she's part of the band now. Or does she simply not participate in gigs? Or, this one, at least.

Brilliant! Funny at all points.

I did wonder where Sunset was though.

You'd think more places would like witches playing for them. It would be a draw.

Was the dollar counterfeit?

They saw a bunch of young kids coming, and they took advantage of us.

and Applejack was on her tenth moan.

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erm...if they're all supposed to be teens (including flutters) how old is that bones guy...? :trixieshiftleft:

5854232 nope. They just needed to pay for gas.

Great Your Fan

This is fucking great

MJP

Rarity walked up to her side and smirked. “I’ll go. I’ve always liked to think of myself as rather mature for my age.”

says the resident bitch

“I’d say they’re probably just a bit nervous. After all, nobody wants evil pony-demons crashing through their windows,” Applejack said with a chuckle. She patted Rainbow on the back. “Just appreciate that we got this chance. Not every gig can be some big battle for the fate of mankind.”

Mhm. :ajsmug:

“Nuh-uh. Mr. Brew doesn't like talking to customers.” The waitress flicked her eyes at Rainbow’s head. “Especially not a bunch of whiny teenagers.”

But he's the one who hired them in the first place!!!!! :twilightangry2:

“It’s not okay!” Rainbow walked away. With an angry grunt, she kicked a rusted can far down the street. “Ever since the Battle of the Bands, no one will hire us. This was supposed to be our first big gig. We’ve been looking forward to it for months, and we prepared and practiced—heck, I even let Rarity use that stupid perfume of hers on me. And then we go in and play our hearts out, and now what?” She balled up her shaking fists and spun around. “No one even listened to us! We were just playing to an empty room! And then they just kicked us out like we were nothing.”

Still wondering why Sunset isn't with them if this takes place after Rainbow Rocks. :unsuresweetie:

Big Bones stared down at her. His heaving breaths smelled of pickles.

Shit! :twilightoops:

“Oh.” A light pink filled Rainbow’s cheeks. She looked away and pursed her lips. “Well, we didn't forget. We want the money now.”

Thx a lot Dash. :pinkiecrazy:

Applejack dodged Rainbow’s flailing limbs and leaned into her ear. “I think this is as good as it’s gonna get,” she whispered.

Yep. :duck:

The fuel gauge was about a centimeter away from ‘E.’

Oof. :fluttershyouch:

“I’d say they’re probably just a bit nervous. After all, nobody wants evil pony-demons crashing through their windows,” Applejack said with a chuckle. She patted Rainbow on the back. “Just appreciate that we got this chance. Not every gig can be some big battle for the fate of mankind.”

Mhm. :ajsmug:

“Nuh-uh. Mr. Brew doesn't like talking to customers.” The waitress flicked her eyes at Rainbow’s head. “Especially not a bunch of whiny teenagers.”

But he's the one who hired them in the first place!!!!! :twilightangry2:

“It’s not okay!” Rainbow walked away. With an angry grunt, she kicked a rusted can far down the street. “Ever since the Battle of the Bands, no one will hire us. This was supposed to be our first big gig. We’ve been looking forward to it for months, and we prepared and practiced—heck, I even let Rarity use that stupid perfume of hers on me. And then we go in and play our hearts out, and now what?” She balled up her shaking fists and spun around. “No one even listened to us! We were just playing to an empty room! And then they just kicked us out like we were nothing.”

Still wondering why Sunset isn't with them if this takes place after Rainbow Rocks. :unsuresweetie:

Big Bones stared down at her. His heaving breaths smelled of pickles.

Shit! :twilightoops:

“Oh.” A light pink filled Rainbow’s cheeks. She looked away and pursed her lips. “Well, we didn't forget. We want the money now.”

Thx a lot Dash. :pinkiecrazy:

Applejack dodged Rainbow’s flailing limbs and leaned into her ear. “I think this is as good as it’s gonna get,” she whispered.

Yep. :duck:

The fuel gauge was about a centimeter away from ‘E.’

Oof. :fluttershyouch:

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