This story is a sequel to "I want to be an uncle...THAT'S AN ORDER, PRIVATE!"
With an order from Shining, and no help from Cadance, Flash sets of on his "mission" to go to Twilight's.
Unfortunately, the situation goes in a completely different direction than he thought.
Authors regrets: Here it is. The "Threequil" that I'm sure many (or no one) wanted.
At first, I didn't really want to write this fic, seeing as how this is probably frowned upon, but I knew others wanted to see some conclusion to all of this, and it was kinda fun writing, so here it is. The last of the "I want to be a" Series...hopefully.
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I’m pretty sure others will write these things anyway, but I’m putting it here so you know how I’ll react after reading it.
“Atlas! Why would you write something like this!?”
Because others wanted it, and it was pretty fun too.
“This is so wrong!”
What is wrong. waiting for someone to take that seriously.
“You made sure to write foal instead of fowl this time, right?”
Yup. No more chickens...pet the chicken.
“I hate the Flashlight ship.”
Well, even though I don’t consider this a ‘flashlight’ fic, I’m sure some will, and that’s their opinion. As for me, I don’t mind seeing any ships, they’re quite nice to see out my window, same with the ferries, and the boats. The lake’s nice too.
“Twilight wouldn’t act like this!”
Neither did Shining and Cadance in the last two fics, and if you hated those, then why did you come here? To mock me? To say that this kind of comedy isn’t good enough for you? You had a choice, you know, you could have clicked the story on the right, you could’ve typed whatever the HAY you wanted over there, why did you come this way! Speak! Say something to me! EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOU COWA- Stanley reference.
[Long witty/rant filled/hateful review on criticising/saying how awful this fic is without any evidence/telling me it’s not the right kind of comedy and how I should know about proper writing/not even bother writing it in the first place/how you would write it instead.]
That’s your opinion and I do not care. If you’re bothered enough, you could contact me and help edit it in the way YOU think the story should go. That would be nicer than telling me what to do or saying I should just push this story off a cliff. Ranting now, are we?
Alright, I think I covered all the negative things people might say about this, if there’s anything I missed, or something nice you would like to write instead of being negative, because, DANNY FORBID, we have someone give a negative opinion about something, then please, either write it in the comments or keep it to yourself.
I’m out. I'm done. No more.
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plz don't leave me.
Also, I just realized this was written close to Valentines day...weird.
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Ed your too young to drive!
Well, pretty good. Makes you think. What happens now
And how he will manage.
And if you decide to make a fourquel(strange word, indeed) here's the challenge: show a talk with princess Celestia(both ultimate ruler and Twilight's mentor), maybe she berates Flash, maybe congratulates him, without mentioning whatever happened there, at least before the final line.
5623131 ...But the fact that everyone is ridiculously out of character is what makes these fun. How can you expect us to not comment on it.
More seriously, that was a lot of fun, although the way you ended it was a surprise. I was expecting Twilight to drag him upstairs for a heavily implied rape, not an open ended situation where he actually has a choice.
Also, I noticed a bit where it looks like something failed to copy because the paragraph just sort of cuts off there.
And then Twilight raped him. Thus was the start of an abusive one-sided relationship that Flash was too scared for his life to leave. Their foal was a mary-sue alicorn that also joined in the abuse and manipulation of Flash Sentry. Flash then hung himself in the closet shortly after finding out Twilight wanted another foal. The End.
5623131 You know you loved writing this :P LIAR
Woah, I didn't expect another one of these! They were always just on the edge of absurd (in a good way) and we're just kinda funny to read.
You're pretty funny.
Their kid is screwed
Well these trio of fun fics have brightened up my Singles Awareness Day! I feel better now, thank you!
I especially loved the open-ending you gave it. Being the hopeless romantic I am, emphasis on HOPELESS, I like to imagine Flash getting married of his own free will, snugglycuddly with Twilight of his own free will, and having to embark on a dramatic train-top battle with a dragon in the middle of the wedding that was going on because Flash desperately attempted to flee the whole situation escalated when Twilight friends tried to convince him.
Poor Flash Sentry. Dealing with the unfortunate Equestrian disease known as "Sanity" with the insensitive Sparkle family for support
Poor flash... now he has to either make her a foal or deal with the wrath of Shining Armor. What a difficult decision he has
Also I found these little things while reading:
Arms? Aren't they supposed to be forelegs?
Eye or eyebrow? This was repeated two or three times.
All of that aside, I really enjoyed all three of these stories, too bad there won't be any more.
You can't help but feel sorry for Flash right now...
Screwed if he does screwed if he don't........
Yo Flash try these ! Vi-nag-ra Twis mom said get to it. .
Love it. Pls write more.
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No. You're a guy; you're not allowed to have that kind of a say in the relationship.
After three hilariously-amazing stories, all i can say is.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Poor Flash.
5625022 that as the realistic ending, but this show is about sunshine and rainbows, so no-one dies, he just swallows his depression through drinking. That's how they would do it.
5627302 twilight, his foal and his in-laws are too busy manipulating him to give him a chance to do anything for himself. such as drowning his sorrows in alcohol.
Okay, gonna be honest here. I briefly wondered if Flash couldn't just fly away as fast as possible, requesting an audience with Celestia to have his rights protected... Then I realized there would be a fic called "I want grandchildren, my little pony".
So, huh... sucks to be Flash.
The only thing I'm left wondering is why, instead of bothering with all this song and dance, Flash didn't just go through the mirror and trade places with Other Flash. That seems like the obvious solution to me.
5627365 Haha, that must happen!
5627325 maybe... But still, mlp logic would force him to be happy, wether we like it or not.
5628819 this is the world of fanfiction, if we chose to operate on show logic then there would be no mention of alcohol, sex, drugs, etc.
I'm sure it worked out, he either absconded and hooked up with a sane hot nurse, or went for freaky alicorn tusslin and learned to love the crazy. Good luck Flash
5628860 touché.
It seems that the meta moral is: Good stories are like guests and fish. They start to stink after the third day. (time)
Please make the next one!
Who gives a fuck what we want? You should right whatever you feel like.
On that note, I've enjoyed this series. This entry is entertaining in its own right.
Yeah I got nothing for this one
5625509 A horse's and subsequently, a pony's forelimbs are called arms. Anything below the knees are referred to as 'cannons'. Refer to these charts for more fascinating equine anatomy*. Additionally, there is no such thing as 'reverse knees'.
Edit: *Fair warning, it gets a bit uncomfortably graphic further down.
Nope, you are writing an eplilouge to this my friend. No break for you! XD
Noooooo~ You can't leave it open ended like this!
Well, I suppose that was the best ending I could hope for. It really can be hard finishing a story, especially the more and more you lose your motivation for it. I think you did a good job balancing the open-ended finish.
...uh...but...horses...
That worked out well. Time to go home!
Skyler: Am I under arrest Hank? Am I under arrest? Am I under arrest? AM I UNDER ARREST!?
Say "What" again. Say. What. Again!
I don't hate him. If he wanted to take Applejack or Nightmare Moon, that might be a different story.
Maybe you should stop interrupting him.
Everyone in this family is crazy. How they got crowns and authority is beyond me.
That's not what we were thinking.
He should go to Luna and have them removed as royals. Celestia allowed, and helped them obtain their positions, this is because she did not see how irresponsible they are.
Get the fuck back here.
5646180 No he's actually correct. The forelegs for horses are actually called arms sometimes, its legitimate. Its just really confusing sometimes.
Just remember Flash -- you aren't the one who wears the pants in THAT family.
Be glad Twilight doesn't cast a gender reversal spell and have you bear the foal.
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uh huh, that doesn't mean they aren't fit to rule, really.
Just read the first few lines, and already it reminded me of "17:54" on "The Rescuers Down Under".
if the subject matter weren't... as it is, these would be supernaturally divine. I swear I need to read more of your stuff.
I hope he gets upstairs and then jumps out the window and Flys to the Griffin Kingdom and changes his name and writes a book on how crazy the Equestrian Royalty is.
No. I need more to this. I NEED more!
Heh, rant that falls upon deaf ears. Quite a fitting conclusion, as we have no idea what really happens
Still, it was a fun ride while it lasted, so thanks for that!
Well, at least Cadance took the best approach.
Warning: Do not read this while playing dramatic 60's music
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Unfortunately, Big Mac is not the son of a shepherd.
5923081 50 shades of Friendship by Lux Legion (Totally not a synonym for Flash Sentry).
6561866 Ha!
What about Spike?