This is the epic resultant of me being bored and somewhat in the mood to write something I wasn't currently working on... yeah, I don't really know either. Hope everypony enjoys this.

Read Title.

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Silly, Scootaloo doesn't had parents.

>>534393534393

Read the story Wilhelm!

I dooooooooon't

Whaaaaaaaat

>>534398534398

I am doing.

I like it.

It's Trollish, but still adorable and humourous to read. One of the reasons why you make some of the better fics around here Carmine.

>>534404534404>>534402534402>>534258534258>>534398534398

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Best fanfic trolling evar.

"Bawk!"

>>534412534412

That pic and this fic get the Scrafty Gusta of Approval

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You clever bastard!

>>534420534420

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bawk bawk bawk, bawk bawk

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But it definitely deserves an upvote.

Bawk bawk bawk

Can't read past that

Laughing too hard

wut the  *bu-caw!* did i just read?

Cute! wonder who her parents are!

I demand a follow-up!

That.... was awesome. Thumbs up!

This needs a second chapter.Or something. It's far too silly to stand alone.

Note that this is a good thing.

wat

OMG.... yes....

dis is gonna be good

nope i cant read this. i cant believe you would do this to such an inocent and cute little filly. scoots is my fave pony so therefore i just cant read this. i got to the part with her dad first spoke

You, sir, are glorious.

>>534393534393 that's only because Hasbro has yet to show them or even come up with them. remember when we used to think that Twilight was an only child till this guy came along?

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so let's not just assumed Scootaloo's an orphan yet.

>>534831534831

To be fair, it's not QUITE as bad as you're thinking it is. She's only the adopted child of chickens. Her biological parents are still an unknown.

This sorta thing is why I don't stop reading something halfway unless things like grammar, punctuation, and spelling are bad enough to warrant it

>>535144535144

Wait, what do you mean, 'used to'? Is there some reason now to think she's not an only child?

>>535228535228 well, i assumed that, before Shining Armor even came to exsicence, everyone thought that Twilight was an only child because there wasn't even a brief mention of neither Shining or Candence, and everyone just thought all Twilight grew up with is Celestia, and Twilight's parents. the episode where Twilight talked about when she got her cutie mark had no mention of having siblings. so, eventally, Hasbro offically desided that Twilight has a brother and Celestia has a niece, even though there was no prior mention of such. understand what i mean?

And then Scootaloo wasn't a chicken.

Uh

At first i was like but then i was like perhaps instead of finding her parents Scootaloo will find her self just as the same way Applejack did you never know maybe...

WHAT THE-?!

I believe this meme has gone too far now.

Ah, what the hell, I'll track it anyway.

I don't think I could have edited this man...

... You did just fine XD

>>535268535268

What I'm saying is, Shining Armor doesn't count. He's not a real character, he's a plot device shaped like a pony.

For the love of God, Carmine, keep this story going! You must show us the secrets of who Scoots' parents are!

I'm betting on Rainbow Dash.

>>535809535809 he is a real character. a character that came from nowhere, but one noneoftheless. if your a fan or used it just being Twilight as an only child, that's fine, but don't be quick to shun anything new just because of it.

Ugh, I still got soda coming out of my nose from when her dad first spoke. Well played sir, well played.

the reveal at the beginning had me rolling, but i guessed at the adoption thing as soon as he started the "reassuring"  friggin hilarious.

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proceed...

I am so confused and can't stop laughing

Up-vote and favorite for sure, can't wait to see how this will turn out

What the hell did I just read?...

Nah, it's good. Up-vote!

What is this?

Tracking

I'll let everypony in on a little secret: most likely, I'm not continuing this story, because I really wrote it as a one-shot! If enough ideas come to my mind though, I may continue it.

What is this, I don''t even...

Vat a twist!

I can't deal with this man!

That was pretty hilarious, a different take on the "Chicken" joke.

Kinda reminds me of that scene from Kung Fu Panda 2. Plus I can totally see her doing something like that with the rest of the CMC.

So those this mean the real reason she went into the Everfree with the others was to rescue her foster mother?

>>536602536602 In the words of Red to his Green partner "You bastard! I'll kill you!!" You must continue!

wow. with the way this story was reading i was almost about to think that fluttershy was into cock [intentionally bad pun] and scootaloo was a pony chicken hybrid

"You're adopted."

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>>534446534446 That pony is just friggin' creepy.

Anyway, in regard to the story. AUUWURAAAAGH! I'MMA KILL YOU! At least you didn't make the joke of her BEING a chicken, just she was raised by them. Still, RAAAGE! I'm glaring you through my screen. SEE?! GLARE. [/raging_rant]

>>536256536256 I must agree with you there. This story is getting tracked.

May the Grace of the Valar Protect You

Shire Folk

>>535144535144 Hrrrrm wha? There is NOTHING THERERERE. Gaaaasp. Oh, thats right. there was that... THING that happened in that one... Time tat I expunged from my head canon forever.

>>534258534258 This story is beautiful, you're beautiful and i demand more

Silly Scootaloo, thinking she might be a robot

>>537073537073 was it really that out of nowhere?

seriously, you people are gonna make a character suffer just because Hasbro made the mistake of not intrudusing him earlier? blame the company, not the characters.

Ohai Carmine.

(PLEASE read the ENTIRE comment. Thank you.)

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... YOU FORGOT THE 'YAY!!!' at the end of the Cutie Mark Crusader Chant! For SHAME good sir! FOR SHAME...

Now... 'fly higher than ever before' ...

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Nice reference to an AMAZING song! xD (Assuming that it was, indeed, intentional.)

I laughed whenever the chickens started talking, I couldn't help myself.  I think that makes me crazy.  

Bawk...Bawk Bawk' Bawk

Scoot's conversation with her "Dad" was hilarious. Keep up the good work.  

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Good story but

>>537089537089  nothing to do with it's out nowhereness. Actually, in majority, due to a misunderstanding I had made and have since been made aware of. Silly Lordly is silly. Shining Armor is Not Stricken from the records. Still Tickles my dislikebuds though. Brother of the Manecahracter outtanowhere, Yeahsre, Whynot? Show needs more dudes. New Alicorn? One that looks like someone's OC?  Probably The Daughter of TheWriter's Original Character? Headcanon Status: Kinda Blah

This troll is SO AWESOME

I facepalmed when her father started squawking.

I facepalmed even harder at "somechicken".

I laughed hysterically at "I don’t have a cloaca!"

I headdesked at "You're adopted."

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This was actually kind of sad

This is not going to end well...

P..R..O..C..E..S..S..I..N..G

This is worthy of being added to the Headcanon-Multiverse. It shall go over in the "BACKGROUND" dimensional quadrant, in the subsection labeled "SCOOTALOO," and shall fit nicely with "Scootalicorn" and...wow, the SCOOTALOO section of my headcanon is really bare. I coulda sworn I had a "Scootaloo-is-orphaned-changling" somewhere...guess not.

That's the trouble with multiverse headcanon. You need to maintain MULTIPLE headcanons and MULTIPLE instances of said headcanon. There's about five "Scootalicorn" worlds floating around, for example.

ANYHOW, your story is awesome, it has been thumbed up, and yes, it has been added to my weird headcanon collection. XD

honestly....i thought she was raised by dodo birds....or some other flightless birds...CHICKENS? it makes sense now......

That's impressive. Not the story - Okay, yes, the story - but more the fact that Scootaloo never quite figured out she may be adopted when she was a different species to her parents. Then again, one story had a similar situation, with alcohol, and the chickens were ponies, and the was a Draconequus. So, more excusable, kind of, not entirely because they were really drunk at the time. Anyway, this filly wins the prize for self-delusion, and you win a prize for writing a funny story.

...... Wait... Scootaloo is adopted!?!

I think I'm lost... I found this mildly funny, but nothing exceptional...

I understand the meme, and it was funny in the show, but...

I guess... it just didn't connect with me.

This is wonderful, I can't wait for the next chapter.

AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT HER REAL PARENTS ARE ROBOTS-- JUST AS SHE HAD PREDICTED

Saw my favorite Scootaloo pic as the cover. (Scootaloo is best CMC ) Must read.

It's a comedy. ok this should be interesting.

her dad is a chicken? Dafuq am I reading?

is this just one big awkward conversation with a chicken?

*stops reading, scans rest of story*

Yes, it is. Not reading it.

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>>537312537312Indeed it's a bitch keeping track of all the Twilights.....so many Twilights

Just read this again, and just realized something. Since Scootaloo is getting an episode in season 3, how many chicken references do you think she'll get?

Scootaloo, what's the matter with you?

You don't act like the other chickens do!

You wear a disguise

To look like Pegasi

But you're not a mare, you're a Scootaloo!

>>535144535144  It's kind of a fanon fact that shes an orphan though. Like Derpy is derpy, or Vinyl's eye colour.

My first thought was of Kung Fu Panda.

My second thought was Sweetie Belle's adventure to find her parents, the Dictionaries.

My third thought? NO Scootaloo! I am your Father! Ba-Kaawk!

This really needs a sequel. Though I'm wondering, how did Fluttershy not notice two of her chickens raising a foal in her chicken coop?

I don't know what to say so I give this story the

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Dat Slaps Me On The Knee

Scootadopted?! My word.

Wait, what? I... but...

Wat?

Scootaloo is pony Buckethead.

*after reading first couple paragraphs this went though my mind*

Latino music plays

He stared down a cockatrice.. and won.

He has defeated a dragon... alone.

He tames manticores... unscatthed.

He is... the world's most interesting chicken.

camera focuses on him surrounded by attractive women of all breeds and races

Bawk bawk Bawkbawk bawk Bawkbawk, Bawk bawk bawk Bawk, Bawk bawk Bawkbawkbaw. (subtitles):I don't always have children, but when I do, they are pegasi.

Latino music does fancy ending

Come to think of it, hasn't Fluttershy done ALL those things? other than the "having a child" thing?

Aside from that...

lol troll fic

And here I was reading the title thinking it was a normal story.

WRONG!

This....

I just...

I don't even...

*Thud* Face-keyboard

Ow. That hurt and I found this story hilarious!

Good story Bro!

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Close enough.

That was really good, considering how Scootaloo is always referred to as a chicken. Either way, well done. I think a sequel is in order.

>>536961536961 i thought the same thing and it still wouldn't be the wierdist thing pony thing i read

Before I read this, I will guess who her parents are: chickens.

Completed.

This story is completed.

There won't be any updates.

Completed.

COMPLETED.

COMPLETED!

COMPLETED!

THIS IS NOT COMPLETED!!! I DEMAND MOAR!!!!

i....i dont even....but its....good.....

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>>538205538205

dear sweet luna i read that in the middle of class and couldnt stop laughing

Well, that explains why Scoot was in the coop that one type, but wasn't Derpy there as well?

Well...can't say I didn't see that coming. On the other hand, I didn't see that coming.

Whatever. It was hilarious.

This story is marked complete.  Are you not going to write more chapters for this story or that this story is only going to have one chapter?  I would like to see this story continued. Keep up the good work.

what is this i don't even